Bad Joke...
- Thread starter Gil T.Azell
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You are right I apologize I just copied and pasted with out doing an edit, sorry if I offended anyone.
What do you call a video of pedestrians?
Footage.
Footage.
Quote
Let me tell you about my doctor. He's very good!
One patient came in and said, "Doctor, I have a serious memory problem." The doctor asked, "When did it start?"
The man replied, "When did what start?"
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I like these! Here's another.
A man walks into a psychiatrist's office. Doctor, doctor! I have delusions of grandeur! If you can cure me, I'll grant you everlasting life!
raf
Let me tell you about my doctor. He's very good!
One patient came in and said, "Doctor, I have a serious memory problem." The doctor asked, "When did it start?"
The man replied, "When did what start?"
~~~~~
I like these! Here's another.
A man walks into a psychiatrist's office. Doctor, doctor! I have delusions of grandeur! If you can cure me, I'll grant you everlasting life!
raf
QUOTERene Descartes walked into a bar and ordered a beer. He sipped it for a bit as he pondered the mysteries of the universe. When he finished, the bartender came over and asked if he wanted another. Descartes responded, "I think not." Then he ceased to exist.
Good one. And to go with it...
Did you hear about the mystic who when up to a New York hot dog vendor and said, "Make me one with everything!"
raf
Good one. And to go with it...
Did you hear about the mystic who when up to a New York hot dog vendor and said, "Make me one with everything!"
raf
you mean 'make it sew!'
and don't quadruple post. the mods don't like it.
and don't quadruple post. the mods don't like it.
What do you call someone who use to like tractors?
An extractor fan.
An extractor fan.
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Dam
Dam
Its the simple ones that get me laughing.
Me too 
I went through four pages of jokes and none of them made me laugh. 
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