Bad Joke...

[ManOnTheWave]

A grasshopper walks into a bar and hops up onto the counter. The bartender says 'we have a drink named after you.' The grasshopper replies 'You have a drink named Irving?'"

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Doctor: "You're going to have to stop masturbating."
Patient: "But, why, Doc?"
Doctor: "Because I'm trying to examine you!"

 

[infinix]

Doctor: "You're going to have to stop masturbating."
Patient: "But, why, Doc?"
Doctor: "Because I'm trying to examine you!"

I laughed out loud at this one.

 

[KJbushway]

There should be a poll on here. This way we can see what is the funniest joke.

 

[trekkiedane]

There should be a poll on here. This way we can see what is the funniest joke.

But this isn't about funny jokes -it's about bad ones

 

[KJbushway]

Yeah but most aren't that bad.
This thread has turned into tell a joke thread.

 

[trekkiedane]

^yeah -that's a feeling I get too

 

[captcalhoun]

how many Borg does it take to change a light-bulb?

darkness is irrelevant. light-bulbs are irrelevant. you will be assimilated.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Q: How many absurdists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: FISH

 

[KJbushway]

 

[captcalhoun]

how many Romulans does it take to change a light bulb?

2, one to change it, one to kill him and claim the credit.

 

[1001001]

Some of these are really bad, people...



Q: What did Counselor Troi say to the EMH?
A: "You're projecting again!"

Actually, my recent favorite bad joke is about Sarah Palin, but it's too offensive to post in decent company....

 

[KJbushway]

Have you seen the jokes on here?
The one about the girl and the beach bird probably alot worse than a palin joke.

 

[ManOnTheWave]

Q: How many absurdists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: FISH

Q: How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Wanna ride bikes?

 

[Vulcan Princess]

Rene Descartes walked into a bar and ordered a beer. He sipped it for a bit as he pondered the mysteries of the universe. When he finished, the bartender came over and asked if he wanted another. Descartes responded, "I think not." Then he ceased to exist.

 

[KJbushway]

I don't get either of the ones above.
I will look up Rene, that will probably clear things up.

 

[Vulcan Princess]

Descartes is the "I think, therefore I am" guy.

 

[KJbushway]

Yeah, I actaully have seen his face many of times.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

A gorilla is walking through the jungle one day and sees a lion taking a drink by the water. The gorilla thinks it'd be the funniest thing in the world if he snuck up behind the lion and whacked him over the head with a rock. So he does exactly that.

The lion, enraged, starts charging after the gorilla. The gorilla is running as fast as he can but he is clearly losing the race - the lion is gaining on him. So the gorilla ducks into an empty safari camp to hide. The gorilla finds some khaki explorer gear and puts it on, then hides behind a newspaper and makes like he's reading it.

Then the lion comes charging in. "Did you see a gorilla that just came through here?"

The gorilla, shaking like a leaf, says "Uh...you mean the one that hit a lion with a rock?"

The lion says "Damn! It's in the paper already?!?"

 

[KJbushway]