Authors: Canon

[TheAlmanac]

Geez, folks. To what can we chalk up all these puns? I think you're all full of schist.

Whoa...feeling crusty today, are we?

 

[Paris]

I believe I shale join this pun-a-palooza

 

[captcalhoun]

oh, no... not the puns again!

it's enough to magma wanna run for da hills!

 

[Cuhl]

oh, no... not the puns again!

it's enough to magma wanna run for da hills!

If these puns mica you sick, feel free topaz on by.

 

[Paris]

oh, no... not the puns again!

it's enough to magma wanna run for da hills!

Tuff beans . Puns are on the slate...

 

[Cuhl]

Agate a million of 'em!

 

[Rush Limborg]

I'd love to join in the fun....

Granite, finding legit puns are pretty difficult...but I trust the rewards will be carved in marble....

 

[mattburgess]

I can't help it, I've just got to respond to the people who stress over canon threads -
if you hate them so much, just don't read 'em.
Some people are new to this place (I was once, we all were), and have canon questions. Let's go easy on 'em, yeah?
And not make them feel like they've committed a sin.
Cheers all. x

 

[Therin of Andor]

And not make them feel like they've committed a sin.

A stoning, a stoning!

(And then... the oral sex.)

 

[Rush Limborg]

^Let He Who Is Without Sin...Cast The First Stone....

 

[mattburgess]

A stoning, a stoning!

(And then... the oral sex.)

lol

 

[ambessalion]

i enjoyed the Star Trek movie, but i consider it an AU story...not 'canon'

so therefore, i'd be willing to do an AU story as described...but it wouldn't be true canon as if i did a story in the regular universe...

 

[Christopher]

 

[Paris]

i enjoyed the Star Trek movie, but i consider it an AU story...not 'canon'

so therefore, i'd be willing to do an AU story as described...but it wouldn't be true canon as if i did a story in the regular universe...

Sweet fancy Moses! Where are all these people coming from

 

[Rush Limborg]

^I don't have a clue.

Hey, canon freaks: before we--we answer anymore questions...there's somethin' we gotta say here.

Having--recieved--all your letters--over the years--and, uh, we've spoken with many of you, and uh...some of you have traveled over...hundreds of miles of cyberspace--uh, to be here--I think I speak for the rest of us when I say...

GET A LIFE!!!

 

[Thrawn]

i enjoyed the Star Trek movie, but i consider it an AU story...not 'canon'

so therefore, i'd be willing to do an AU story as described...but it wouldn't be true canon as if i did a story in the regular universe...

For Christ's sake.

http://www.trekbbs.com/showpost.php?p=2872223&postcount=8

http://trekbbs.com/showpost.php?p=729654&postcount=17

Please understand what words mean before you use them.