ATTN: Megan Fox lovers...

[All Seeing Eye]

Not even in your wildest dreams, kid.

No, in my imagination..........................kid.

Imagination includes wild dreams, slapnuts. Get the Hell out of my online Megan Fox worship thread and go back to TNZ where your troll-ass belongs.

slapnuts? Troll-ass?

 

[Brutal Strudel]

Why oh why is there not a member with the username of slapnuts?

 

[Mallory]

Suddenly I miss the late Klingonmyballz.

 

[Misfit Toy]

No, in my imagination..........................kid.

Imagination includes wild dreams, slapnuts. Get the Hell out of my online Megan Fox worship thread and go back to TNZ where your troll-ass belongs.

slapnuts? Troll-ass?

A classic 60's comedy duo. "Slapnuts and Troll-Ass at the Hollywood Bowl".

 

[Gary Mitchell]

msbae,

One day..I will have it with her! I'd like to destroy her pussy!

That's a rude thing to say. Grow up.

 

[SPOCKED]

Not even in your wildest dreams, kid.

No, in my imagination..........................kid.

Imagination includes wild dreams, slapnuts. Get the Hell out of my online Megan Fox worship thread and go back to TNZ where your troll-ass belongs.

Infraction for trolling.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

slapnuts? Troll-ass?

Definitely things you don't want to hear your doctor tell you that you have...

"I'm sorry, but I'm afraid you have a bad case of Slapnuts and Troll Ass."

 

[Hermiod]

No, in my imagination..........................kid.

Imagination includes wild dreams, slapnuts. Get the Hell out of my online Megan Fox worship thread and go back to TNZ where your troll-ass belongs.

slapnuts? Troll-ass?

He's just channeling Jeff Jarrett.

 

[RoJoHen]

msbae,

One day..I will have it with her! I'd like to destroy her pussy!

That's a rude thing to say. Grow up.

Yeah, there are less obvious and crude ways of saying that. Also funnier ways.

 

[Locutus of Bored]

msbae,

One day..I will have it with her! I'd like to destroy her pussy!

Wow. Read this, and don't post anything like that again or it will result in an infraction. You barely avoided one this time because this is the first time you've done something this blatant, but no more chances.

 

[Agent Richard07]

I definitely think I have some kind of mental problem and I haven’t pinpointed what it is.

Megan Fox scared she’ll die like Marilyn Monroe

 

[Supreme Admiral]

^

She shouldn't be worried about ending up like Marilyn Monroe! Do you realize how silly is it sounds!?!

 

[The Boy Who Cried Worf]

I definitely think I have some kind of mental problem and I haven’t pinpointed what it is.

Megan Fox scared she’ll die like Marilyn Monroe

Please can't this one stay normal? Don't we have our quota of F'ed up actresses who can't handle the fame and burn out in their 20's and become endless tabloid fodder? Can't we just have one who says "yeah life's great, I love me, I love being a star, it's cool and fun".

 

[All Seeing Eye]

Can't we just have one who says "yeah life's great, I love me, I love being a star, it's cool and fun".

We do have those kind and they're the ones who are in denial about it and the ones who burn out the brightest when they fall.

 

[Aragorn]

 

[msbae]

TYVM for those, Aragorn. BTW, who is that in your avatar?

 

[Gary Mitchell]

BTW, who is that in your avatar?

Taylor Swift

 

[msbae]

BTW, who is that in your avatar?

Taylor Swift

That's who I thought it was...

 

[msbae]

I definitely think I have some kind of mental problem and I haven’t pinpointed what it is.

Megan Fox scared she’ll die like Marilyn Monroe

Please can't this one stay normal? Don't we have our quota of F'ed up actresses who can't handle the fame and burn out in their 20's and become endless tabloid fodder? Can't we just have one who says "yeah life's great, I love me, I love being a star, it's cool and fun".

QFT. Also, it's probably not a good idea for her to make these concerns public. That admission could hurt her career, not that any of the zillion other crazy things she says has managed to do that yet. Still, it would be better if she sought out professional help in private.

Anyway, it seems she likes guys who are funny... just like every other woman alive...

http://www.hulu.com/watch/94050/access-hollywood-megan-fox-i-could-never-date-a-boy-whos-not-funny

Good thing I have an excellent (if not sardonic) sense of humor.

Megan Fox thinks getting hit on screen is "sexy".

The 'Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen' actress loves to be involved in grueling action scenes because the excitement raises her performance to another level.

She said: "Whenever I can be physical it helps me a lot with the actual acting aspect. I prefer it. If I could just be either beating someone up or getting my a*s beaten in every scene I would love it. Sexy!"

http://entertainment.stv.tv/film/119161-all-action-actress-megan-fox/

Emphasis mine. The blood is now draining away from my brain and QUICKLY moving to one of my other favorite parts...

 

[msbae]

Megan's movie Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen will be on TV in the next week.

Tuesday September 8th, 2009 on ABC Family at 9:00 PM
Saturday September 12th, 2009 on ABC Family at 5:00 PM

I'm guessing those times are EST.

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