ATTN: Megan Fox lovers...

[Spaceman Spiff]

Why do I suspect that some (if not all) of these pics are photoshopped?

The second pic is the image my friend pointed out to me, that he caught online.

The first one is a blow-up I did of an image you posted, after I went looking through this thread for pictures that show her right thumb. I certainly didn't distort it.

 

[Trekker4747]

So, what's freaky is, considering photos of her feet reveal she's got all of her toes... who's toe is standing in as her thumb?!

 

[msbae]

The first one is a blow-up I did of an image you posted, after I went looking through this thread for pictures that show her right thumb. I certainly didn't distort it.

Well, maybe someone else distorted it and I didn't pay enough attention to notice.

 

[Spaceman Spiff]

Google "Megan Fox" with "toe thumb."

It's not Photoshopped. But surely you can forgive this minor flaw.

 

[msbae]

Google "Megan Fox" with "toe thumb."

It's not Photoshopped. But surely you can forgive this minor flaw.

I don't think of it as a flaw, just a slight difference that makes her hand more interesting than most.

 

[Spaceman Spiff]

There you go.

 

[TGTheodore]

She could kick a field goal with that hand.

--Ted

 

[Brutal Strudel]

Actual quotes from Megan Fox:

“I forget to flush the toilet. Friends will tell me, “Megan, you totally pinched a loaf in my toilet and didn’t flush.”

“If you eat Chinese food, your farts come out like Chinese food. If you eat Mexican food, your farts come out like Mexican food. And milk, it’s like—you can smell the warmth in the fart. My wardrobe on Transformers always smells like farts, and I have no idea why.”

Source: http://coedmagazine.com/2009/05/08/10-megan-fox-quotes-that-will-make-you-go-hmmm/

 

[Trekker4747]

Actual quotes from Megan Fox:

“I forget to flush the toilet. Friends will tell me, “Megan, you totally pinched a loaf in my toilet and didn’t flush.”

“If you eat Chinese food, your farts come out like Chinese food. If you eat Mexican food, your farts come out like Mexican food. And milk, it’s like—you can smell the warmth in the fart. My wardrobe on Transformers always smells like farts, and I have no idea why.”

Well, that takes her down a notch.

 

[Brutal Strudel]

James Joyce, however, is madly in love.

 

[broberfett]

Actual quotes from Megan Fox:

“I forget to flush the toilet. Friends will tell me, “Megan, you totally pinched a loaf in my toilet and didn’t flush.”

“If you eat Chinese food, your farts come out like Chinese food. If you eat Mexican food, your farts come out like Mexican food. And milk, it’s like—you can smell the warmth in the fart. My wardrobe on Transformers always smells like farts, and I have no idea why.”

Well, that takes her down a notch.

If you get to nail her just wear a clothespin over your nose or a gasmask.

 

[msbae]

Actual quotes from Megan Fox:

“I forget to flush the toilet. Friends will tell me, “Megan, you totally pinched a loaf in my toilet and didn’t flush.”

“If you eat Chinese food, your farts come out like Chinese food. If you eat Mexican food, your farts come out like Mexican food. And milk, it’s like—you can smell the warmth in the fart. My wardrobe on Transformers always smells like farts, and I have no idea why.”

Source: http://coedmagazine.com/2009/05/08/10-megan-fox-quotes-that-will-make-you-go-hmmm/

I think she's messing with us. I used to say crazy things all the time just to mess with people. However, none of it involved admissions of poor hygiene.

James Joyce, however, is madly in love.

Holy shit, that was raunchy!

 

[Brutal Strudel]

He really loved Nora, that's for sure.

 

[RoJoHen]

Actual quotes from Megan Fox:

“I forget to flush the toilet. Friends will tell me, “Megan, you totally pinched a loaf in my toilet and didn’t flush.”

“If you eat Chinese food, your farts come out like Chinese food. If you eat Mexican food, your farts come out like Mexican food. And milk, it’s like—you can smell the warmth in the fart. My wardrobe on Transformers always smells like farts, and I have no idea why.”

Well, that takes her down a notch.

Is it weird that I am even more turned on by her after reading that?

 

[msbae]

Actual quotes from Megan Fox:

“I forget to flush the toilet. Friends will tell me, “Megan, you totally pinched a loaf in my toilet and didn’t flush.”

“If you eat Chinese food, your farts come out like Chinese food. If you eat Mexican food, your farts come out like Mexican food. And milk, it’s like—you can smell the warmth in the fart. My wardrobe on Transformers always smells like farts, and I have no idea why.”

Well, that takes her down a notch.

Is it weird that I am even more turned on by her after reading that?

Slightly...

 

[Brutal Strudel]

I had Mexican food for lunch and Chinese for dinner. I'll have a glass of warm milk to help me sleep and post my findings here in the morning and we'll see if Fox's Theorem of Flatulent Resonance is confirmed or debunked.

 

[TGTheodore]

God, after her moronic appearance on Letterman, she'd better start saving her money.

What an idiot.

--Ted

 

[TheSeeker]

^What did she do?

 

[Hermiod]

^What did she do?

Opened her mouth probably.

 

[Brutal Strudel]

Update: The experiment was inconclusive due to the fact that I made in my pants.