ATTN: Megan Fox lovers...

[TheSeeker]

^ This kid is going to know the pain and humiliation Darth Maul Moves Kid went though. Though it won't be anywhere as bad.

What's a Darth Maul Moves kid ?
Any links ?

He was quite the Internet sensation back around 2003. I'm surprised you've never heard of him.

The poor bastard.

 

[Trekker4747]

So is Megan Fox physically incapable of tugging her lips together? Why are they also pursed out, bearing her teeth?

 

[SalvorHardin]

^ This kid is going to know the pain and humiliation Darth Maul Moves Kid went though. Though it won't be anywhere as bad.

What's a Darth Maul Moves kid ?
Any links ?

He was quite the Internet sensation back around 2003. I'm surprised you've never heard of him.

The poor bastard.

Actually, I'm surprised i have never heard of him too.
And I am a Star Wars fan and have been on the internet long before 2003.

Go figure

 

[The Boy Who Cried Worf]

Megan Fox apologizes to the rose-bearing teen and explains the situation.

She'll regret that after the kid Columbine's his school cuz Megan didn't make him a man.

 

[msbae]

Megan Fox apologizes to the rose-bearing teen and explains the situation.

She'll regret that after the kid Columbine's his school cuz Megan didn't make him a man.

Please, let's not bring school shootings into this one. Save that for TNZ.

For those who still insist on comparing Megan to Angelina Jolie...

http://www.cracked.com/funny-243-megan-fox/

 

[Trekker4747]

"Acts of charity: Has sex with Brian Austin Green."

 

[Daedalus12]

I don't get the love for these model types; I forget what she looks like three seconds after I look away.

Model? I don't think so. I like the think of her as the southern slut type (even if she has no accent) that I loved so much back in HS. I would love give her the ATM treatment.

 

[msbae]

"Acts of charity: Has sex with Brian Austin Green."

That was a good one.

I don't get the love for these model types; I forget what she looks like three seconds after I look away.

Model? I don't think so. I like the think of her as the southern slut type (even if she has no accent) that I loved so much back in HS. I would love give her the ATM treatment.

Save that for TNZ, too. There's no need for Porno terms like ATM around here, mister. (Note to Mods: Link is 100% Work-safe.)

 

[Hermiod]

^We have frequent masturbation threads and all sorts of other sexual discussion.

 

[msbae]

^We have frequent masturbation threads and all sorts of other sexual discussion.

But, ATM is really nasty and puts horrible images in my head that the Brain-scrubbing Bubbles can't eliminate fast enough.

 

[Spaceman Spiff]

I curse the man who pointed out to me that she has a toe thumb, and now give you all the same fate.

Gaze.

GAZE.

 

[Aragorn]

^ That's still not as bad as... sharp knees!!!!

 

[Spaceman Spiff]

I suppose if one's got a foot fetish, she just gained a few points.

 

[TheSeeker]

Is her other thumb like that too?

 

[Spaceman Spiff]

Kinda looks that way, in front of the passport.

 

[Mistral]

Saw video, scraped jaw off of floor.

 

[RJDiogenes]

Definitely a Thumbs Down.

 

[Hermiod]

^Booooooooooooooo!!!!!

/has RJ pulled off the stage.

 

[RJDiogenes]

There's a special hook with my name on it.

 

[msbae]

I curse the man who pointed out to me that she has a toe thumb, and now give you all the same fate.

Gaze.

GAZE.

Why do I suspect that some (if not all) of these pics are photoshopped?

There's a special hook with my name on it.

You have no idea...