ATTN: Megan Fox lovers...

[Gary Mitchell]

I don't get the love for these model types; I forget what she looks like three seconds after I look away.

Maybe that's why she tattoed Marilyn Monroe on her arm.

 

[msbae]

I'm really starting to get jealous of Brian Austin Green. Lucky Bastard...

Why? He's dating a bitch who thinks she's the hottest thing on the planet and every second word she says is "fuck" and she's probably stoned half of the time.

She could be as beautiful physically as she wants to be, her attitude/personality makes her ugly.

Jealous?

BTW, I've seen a few pics of you in some TNZ thread. Are you naturally a brunette or a Redhead?

 

[Aragorn]

Several news outlets are reporting that Megan Fox is single again... and that she hopes to find someone who likes Star Trek, internet message boards and hours of hot sex every day.

 

[BigFoot]

^

 

[Hermiod]

Several news outlets are reporting that Megan Fox is single again... and that she hopes to find someone who likes Star Trek, internet message boards and hours of hot sex every day.

Well, she won't find anyone like that here. We're all put off by her big lips, tattoos, dislike of Wonder Woman and sharp knees.

 

[Aragorn]

The news outlets did report Fox saying that she's single, so there's hope for you posters in this thread yet!

 

[msbae]

Several news outlets are reporting that Megan Fox is single again... and that she hopes to find someone who likes Star Trek, internet message boards and hours of hot sex every day.

Yeah... right... Am I going to win the Powerball drawing tomorrow night as well?

 

[StarTrek1701]

I'm really starting to get jealous of Brian Austin Green. Lucky Bastard...

Why? He's dating a bitch who thinks she's the hottest thing on the planet and every second word she says is "fuck" and she's probably stoned half of the time.

She could be as beautiful physically as she wants to be, her attitude/personality makes her ugly.

Bitter much?

Anyways, this was on Digg just a few minutes ago.

"Most depressing thing I have ever seen."

 

[Aragorn]

^ What's that kid's screen name on TrekBBS?

 

[BigFoot]

Anyways, this was on Digg just a few minutes ago.

"Most depressing thing I have ever seen."

 

[msbae]

I'm really starting to get jealous of Brian Austin Green. Lucky Bastard...

Why? He's dating a bitch who thinks she's the hottest thing on the planet and every second word she says is "fuck" and she's probably stoned half of the time.

She could be as beautiful physically as she wants to be, her attitude/personality makes her ugly.

Bitter much?

Anyways, this was on Digg just a few minutes ago.

"Most depressing thing I have ever seen."

Apparently, that kid doesn't realize that Yellow Roses are for expressing friendship and sincere admiration...

 

[Jack Bauer]

She's drop dead gorgeous.

Too bad she ruins it all with all those tats...ugh. One is ok but multiple? It's a turn off.

 

[Holdfast]

Anyways, this was on Digg just a few minutes ago.

"Most depressing thing I have ever seen."

Major, major lulz.

 

[Gary Mitchell]

Anyways, this was on Digg just a few minutes ago.

"Most depressing thing I have ever seen."

I just found this picture on another site and had to share:

 

[Aragorn]

^ This kid is going to know the pain and humiliation Darth Maul Moves Kid went though. Though it won't be anywhere as bad.

 

[TheSeeker]

^That's the first thing I thought of too.

 

[Aragorn]

Megan Fox apologizes to the rose-bearing teen and explains the situation.

 

[SalvorHardin]

^ This kid is going to know the pain and humiliation Darth Maul Moves Kid went though. Though it won't be anywhere as bad.

What's a Darth Maul Moves kid ?
Any links ?

 

[Aragorn]

Darth Maul kid (YouTube)... though technically he is known on the internet as "Star Wars Kid"

His Wiki page

 

[SalvorHardin]

Darth Maul kid (YouTube)... though technically he is known on the internet as "Star Wars Kid"

His Wiki page

The boy's got moves

Too bad about the harassment though.