Attention fat SOBs: Pizza AND...

[tharpdevenport]

(oh no, hate speech in the subject line!)


We finally reached it: now you can buy pizza AND cookies together:

http://www.geekosystem.com/pizza-cookies-digiorno/


Never mine that giant cookie pizza you could cook, no -- actual pizza with actual cookies.

Buy ten boxes, get a coupon for half off spandex pants.


Okay, so what else could we combine? Everybody loves chips, so how about some baked cookies in the bag? Doritos and cookies in one bag -- imagine.

Cookies and milk -- always a combo, but what about actual cookies coming with milk?

Hell, why stop at pizza and cookies -- it needs soda, too, so might as well include some mini soda cans in the box as well.

 

[MHT1138]

I don't really need to buy them together. I'm kind've picky about my cookies.

 

[tharpdevenport]

My feeling, too, plus -- just speculation, but I don't think they would increase the size of the box, but rather decrease the size of the pizza, so less pizza.

 

[PlainSimpleJoel]

I don't really need to buy them together. I'm kind've picky about my cookies.

My thoughts exactly. Picky about both.

 

[auntiehill]

Together? That sounds vile. I'll take my pizza and cookies in SEPARATE containers, please.

 

[Jack Bauer]

My feeling, too, plus -- just speculation, but I don't think they would increase the size of the box, but rather decrease the size of the pizza, so less pizza.

I bought the DiGiorno pizza that comes with breadsticks and the pizza was the same size as the pizza sold by itself. The box is bigger however.

 

[Locutus of Bored]

Yeah, I don't think that's gonna sell very well. If I want to buy or bake some cookies, I'll go grab them... from the store I'm already buying the pizza in.

I can't ever recall saying "You know what would go great with this pizza? Some cookies." Maybe there's a market for it with some people, though.

 

[Roger Wilco]

I don't really see the point, but I'm not much of a dessert guy, so whatever.

 

[Amaris]

Bring it to Ohio. Hell, we deep fry Mars bars wrapped in deep fried Twinkies.

 

[Roger Wilco]

Bring it to Ohio. Hell, we deep fry Mars bars wrapped in deep fried Twinkies.

Has anybody ever tried just deep frying a bag of sugar?

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

I weep for the future fat asses of this country.

 

[Amaris]

Bring it to Ohio. Hell, we deep fry Mars bars wrapped in deep fried Twinkies.

Has anybody ever tried just deep frying a bag of sugar?

Yes, and it caught ablaze.

 

[Jetfire]

Oh hell yes, baby.

Seriously...why do you care?

 

[Spaceman Spiff]

The worst part is, they don't make decisions like this unless focus groups approve of them.

 

[Skywalker]

Come back when you've got pizza made on a chocolate chip crust.

 

[RJDiogenes]

Pepperoni Pizza with Tollhouse Cookies for dessert? Sounds good to me.

 

[Holdfast]

Not a product I'd buy... when I order pizza, it's an occasional "treat" to myself, so I let myself eat so much that I never have room for dessert.

 

[The Boy Who Cried Worf]

Last weekend I was over a friends house and they had the food channel on. Apparently somewhere in America there is a restaurant that serves pizza made with the dessert baked right in. They had like chocolate chip pizza, skittles pizza, gummy worm pizza. I am a fat ass and love both pizza and sugar, but it didn't look particularly appetizing.

 

[Roger Wilco]

^^
No, I think those things are meant to be desserts, they are just called "pizza" because of the shape, but aren't actually pizza bread baked in an oven.

 

[Kestra]

Not a product I'd buy... when I order pizza, it's an occasional "treat" to myself, so I let myself eat so much that I never have room for dessert.

There is always room for dessert!