Assemble your dream team to save the universe
- Thread starter Gingerbread Demon
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why does the universe need saving?
why does God need a star ship?
who asks questions like this..?
Is the next question dumb?
Is the previous question dumb?
OK I give..~~~~
there is not a universe left that has not been saved...given and such
that is counting the infinite number of dimensions in an infinite number of universes
Hands down..
what was the question?
in assembly coding macro's
enter
macro-team forms
the God of God and such likes
the weakest link in the chain -- called life
EM trans-system-linkage into nows
new then newer things and stuff --- lots of stuffs (the plural of stuff)
macro-team create
blur realities between everywhere and then, some..
macro-team action
save universe and inhabs there of.
deposit inhabs into next universe.. (maybe)
Macro end game
finally stop
++++++loop++++++
why does God need a star ship?
who asks questions like this..?
Is the next question dumb?
Is the previous question dumb?
OK I give..~~~~
there is not a universe left that has not been saved...given and such
that is counting the infinite number of dimensions in an infinite number of universes
Hands down..
what was the question?
in assembly coding macro's
enter
macro-team forms
the God of God and such likes
the weakest link in the chain -- called life
EM trans-system-linkage into nows
new then newer things and stuff --- lots of stuffs (the plural of stuff)
macro-team create
blur realities between everywhere and then, some..
macro-team action
save universe and inhabs there of.
deposit inhabs into next universe.. (maybe)
Macro end game
finally stop
++++++loop++++++
I think those are what would be known as "disposable heroes"
Justin Bieber -- first to die because he's just worthless to the program. Whatever horror awaits them....he'll encounter it first with unceremonious finality.
Miley Cyrus and Lindsay Lohan-- because every good venture to save the universe needs at least one (formerly) hot chick(who gets a temporary return to form) to meet a horrible (or perhaps even semi-erotic) demise. As to which will be the more desireable participant in the endeavor to go first? Hmmmm....but the other will surely follow after putting up a decent fight. (Kinda like Dietrich, Ferro, and Vasquez from ALIENS)
Kanye West -- Because black guys usually die in these endeavors. Just ask Joe Morton(circa Terminator 2: Judgment Day), who jokes "never be the black man in a sci-fi movie. He always dies.".
Donald Trump -- he'll be the Peter Weylan (Prometheus) or even Charles Bishop Weylan (Aliens vs Predator) of the team. He'll have his own agenda (which doesn't get revealed until after he's sweet talked the rest of the team into getting this far into the venture) which perverts the mission of the dream team (as if it weren't perverted enough with this ensemble as it is), and he'll meet his demise...perhaps not as horrible as Miley Cyrus', Kanye West's...and especially Justin Bieber's. Money can't buy you everything.
Shia LeBouf -- He might be the only person who would actually last about as long as Tom Cruise, but in the end will snuffeth...and might even die a decently noble death.
Special Guest Star "Dubyah": The old guy in the team... and he'll perish from some technical mishap or just a stray bullet/blaster bolt/spear/falling boulder, etc....or just general incompetence.
...although, like the unexpected heroine, Ripley, I think Tom Cruise might actually be the soul survivor....to be emotionally and physically bereaved from his experience, only to be selected for a future adventure with another cast of disposable heroes. (Minaj, Barrack Obama, Taylor Swift, with One Direction as the inept, pretty boy mercenaries, and special guest star H. Ross Perot).
Again, Cruise...sole survivor. Although, as an option, Taylor Switft..or worse, one of the One Direction kids... might survive, ala Newt from ALIENS....only to hopefully meet a horrible demise at the beginning of the next adventure.
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^ Taylor Swift is my hero! 
Is Kirk the James Bond of outer space?
James Bond is the James T. Kirk of 20th Century Earth.
^ Taylor Swift is my hero!
She's on my list of dream people to photograph.....
I love that song "Shake it off" but damn I keep hearing it everywhere that I don't think it belongs.. The Biggest Loser uses it as their theme song here in Australia yuck..
Oh and check this out while the song fits it's just not right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2FtHZlC0XY
^ Taylor Swift is my hero!
She's on my list of dream people to photograph.....
I love that song "Shake it off" but damn I keep hearing it everywhere that I don't think it belongs.. The Biggest Loser uses it as their theme song here in Australia yuck..
Oh and check this out while the song fits it's just not right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2FtHZlC0XY
She's on my Dream List of people I'd like to meet or see in concert
Harry Potter
Frodo Baggins
General Obi Wan Kenobi
Seven of Nine
Bumblebee
Terminator (Schwarzenegger)
Katniss Everdeen
Ted Clubberlang
Kevin, Bob, and Stuart
Frodo Baggins
General Obi Wan Kenobi
Seven of Nine
Bumblebee
Terminator (Schwarzenegger)
Katniss Everdeen
Ted Clubberlang
Kevin, Bob, and Stuart
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James West is the James Bond of 19th Century Earth.Is Kirk the James Bond of outer space?
James Bond is the James T. Kirk of 20th Century Earth.
1 million bunnies
the TARDIS that's all you'd need
the TARDIS that's all you'd need
Or a million tribbles. Just ask Scotty... they're no tribble at all.
Me as the Boss, Johny Gat, Duke Nukum and Sledge Hammer... Trust me, I know what I'm doing...
OMG that show..... Loved that show.
Isaiah Bone (or Black Dynamite)
John Creasy
Blade
Papa Midnite
Jenny Everywhere
Coffy
Squirrel Girl
Michelle Rodriguez as Herself
John Creasy
Blade
Papa Midnite
Jenny Everywhere
Coffy
Squirrel Girl
Michelle Rodriguez as Herself
Before stuff.
