Arnold Schwarzenegger vs Steven Seagal

[john titor]

Who would win? Schwarzenegger is/was a body builder but Seagal knows martial arts. However I think Schwarzenegger would win because he can use guns and also has greater physical clout. Seagal could land a dozen punches but Schwarzenegger is built of stone so it wouldn't affect him. After Seagal had done his martial arts moves, Arnie would issue a one liner containing a bad pun like "I will crush you like a seagahl" and would just knock him out.

 

[ITL]

Who would win?

 

[Gryffindorian]

This is a no-brainer ... Has Stephen Segal ever been a California governor or a governor of any State? I rest my case.

 

[Michael Chris]

Yeah, Schwarzenegger's protection detail would surely take out Segal.

 

[Spot's Meow]

Arnold would make sure that Seagal would die an agonizingly slow and painful death locked up inside a closet in the capital building, to be opened on the day that a California budget is passed.

 

[iguana_tonante]

Steven Seagal knew martial arts. Long time ago. Not in the last twenty years, at least.

 

[1001001]

Arnold would beat Seagal senseless with his own legs.

Don't Fuck with our Governor!

 

[Star Wolf]

Who would win? Schwarzenegger is/was a body builder but Seagal knows martial arts. However I think Schwarzenegger would win because he can use guns and also has greater physical clout. Seagal could land a dozen punches but Schwarzenegger is built of stone so it wouldn't affect him. After Seagal had done his martial arts moves, Arnie would issue a one liner containing a bad pun like "I will crush you like a seagahl" and would just knock him out.

Wait as minute, when Arnold WAS a bodybuilder Seagal was a CIA agent. Seagal is a weapon trainer and Deputy Sheriff, Arnold has the California Highway Patrol to provide his physical clout.

 

[Roshi]

Yeah but what about feeding Seagal?

 

[captcalhoun]

Schwazenegger's a T-850 Terminator. he wins.

 

[The Badger]

Logically then Summer Glau could beat them both. Not only is she an even more advanced model Terminator, but she could kill them with her brain.

 

[Michael Chris]

Who would win? Schwarzenegger is/was a body builder but Seagal knows martial arts. However I think Schwarzenegger would win because he can use guns and also has greater physical clout. Seagal could land a dozen punches but Schwarzenegger is built of stone so it wouldn't affect him. After Seagal had done his martial arts moves, Arnie would issue a one liner containing a bad pun like "I will crush you like a seagahl" and would just knock him out.

Wait as minute, when Arnold WAS a bodybuilder Seagal was a CIA agent. Seagal is a weapon trainer and Deputy Sheriff, Arnold has the California Highway Patrol to provide his physical clout.

He was a CIA agent?

 

[Locutus of Bored]

Enough with the stupid vs. topics.