Are you there, God? It's me, Trekker.

[Trekker4747]

Thanks again for proving to me you exist, mostly by fucking me over and my desire to have an ounce or two of happiness in my pitiful, pathetic, little life.

Good to know you still "care."

Just one thing. Would it kill you to just once do something to me that's fucking good?!

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

What's going on man?

 

[Trekker4747]

What's going on man?

Just more of God setting me up and then pulling the rug out from under me. In otherwords: my life.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

I know how that is man. You can't let it get you down no matter how bad it gets. Keep going and all that.

 

[Locutus of Bored]

Look on the bright side. God has a personal vendetta against you, Trekker, and yet despite all his powers, you are still alive. That must mean you're like Zeus or something. Unlock your hidden potential and rise to power.

 

[Admiral Buzzkill]

Four out of five jailed Iranian protestors agree: sucks to be Trekker4747.

 

[Aurian]

What's going on man?

Just more of God setting me up and then pulling the rug out from under me. In otherwords: my life.

Pain is a learningexperience.

Hope things brightens up.

 

[Kestra]

Thanks again for proving to me you exist, mostly by fucking me over and my desire to have an ounce or two of happiness in my pitiful, pathetic, little life.

Good to know you still "care."

Just one thing. Would it kill you to just once do something to me that's fucking good?!

You have us! Wonderful fellow messed-up trekkies! What more could a guy want?

 

[Aurian]

Thanks again for proving to me you exist, mostly by fucking me over and my desire to have an ounce or two of happiness in my pitiful, pathetic, little life.

Good to know you still "care."

Just one thing. Would it kill you to just once do something to me that's fucking good?!

You have us! Wonderful fellow messed-up trekkies! What more could a guy want?

Sex.

 

[Amaris]

^ Ooh, good answer!


J.

 

[Luckyflux]

It's a dog-eat-dog world and you are wearing Milk Bone underwear.

Sorry man.

 

[Locutus of Bored]

Thanks again for proving to me you exist, mostly by fucking me over and my desire to have an ounce or two of happiness in my pitiful, pathetic, little life.

Good to know you still "care."

Just one thing. Would it kill you to just once do something to me that's fucking good?!

You have us! Wonderful fellow messed-up trekkies! What more could a guy want?

A blog?

 

[Kestra]

Thanks again for proving to me you exist, mostly by fucking me over and my desire to have an ounce or two of happiness in my pitiful, pathetic, little life.

Good to know you still "care."

Just one thing. Would it kill you to just once do something to me that's fucking good?!

You have us! Wonderful fellow messed-up trekkies! What more could a guy want?

Sex.

Isn't that what the meet-ups are for?

 

[Aurian]

You have us! Wonderful fellow messed-up trekkies! What more could a guy want?

Sex.

Isn't that what the meet-ups are for?

Could explain the popularity

 

[Zulu Romeo]

Sex.

Isn't that what the meet-ups are for?

Could explain the popularity

You're thinking of "meat-ups".

 

[Holdfast]

Thanks again for proving to me you exist, mostly by fucking me over and my desire to have an ounce or two of happiness in my pitiful, pathetic, little life.

Good to know you still "care."

Just one thing. Would it kill you to just once do something to me that's fucking good?!

OK, so what girl didn't you ask out this time? Come on, you know you want to tell us.

 

[Trippy]

Actually, the title of this thread would make a good blog title (it's almost as good as mine ) I use Wordpress...you should give it a try!

 

[RoJoHen]

Thanks again for proving to me you exist, mostly by fucking me over and my desire to have an ounce or two of happiness in my pitiful, pathetic, little life.

Good to know you still "care."

Just one thing. Would it kill you to just once do something to me that's fucking good?!

OK, so what girl didn't you ask out this time? Come on, you know you want to tell us.

Ouch.

 

[ManOnTheWave]

Four out of five jailed Iranian protestors agree: sucks to be Trekker4747.

What do the dead ones say?

Oh yeah.

 

[RoJoHen]

Four out of five jailed Iranian protestors agree: sucks to be Trekker4747.

What do the dead ones say?

Oh yeah.

Their ghosts hang out with God and come up with more and more ways to fuck up Trekker's life.