Are you going to see it in a box? With a fox?

[Samuel T. Cogley]

This movie better be good.

I do not like Trek that is not good.

I do not like Trek here or there.
I do not like Trek anywhere.
I do not like green blood and A-bram(s).
I do not like Trek, Sam-Cogley-I-am.

 

[Temis the Vorta]

Ohhhhkaaayyyy - I think it's time to ban poetry from this forum.

Unless it's Klingon poetry.

 

[Kegek]

He's just hinting what we're all secretly fearing...

...the next Star Trek film is an adaption of a Dr. Suess book. I believe the working title is The Grinch Who Stole Kolinahr...

 

[RookieBatman]

Temis the Vorta said:
Ohhhhkaaayyyy - I think it's time to ban poetry from this forum.

Unless it's Klingon poetry.

I call haiku!

"Star Trek" will be good
If it's not, I think I'll cry
But I'll recover

 

[Samuel T. Cogley]

Quinto is no Spock!
Shatner is the only Kirk!
This basement is cold.

 

[RookieBatman]

Recasting is hard
But I want to see that ship
Live on the big screen

 

[Kegek]

Gah. I want to be more meaninglessly avant-garde. It's an excuse for lazy writing.

star trek is awful -
the movie is terrible quinto is bad -
but nimoy records a funny commentary -
and he swears a lot and its on the DVD -

would you buy it -
would you listen to it wearing socks -
would you laugh at it eating nachos -

 

[Temis the Vorta]

No news. We are bored.
How long till Trek XI?
Haiku has begun.

 

[Jon1701]

Wanders into thread
Scratches head in bemusement
Closes thread again...

 

[seigezunt]

would you, could you, in a car?

eat them, eat them, here they are...

 

[number6]

Gotta love the fans
Let's all start a petition
They raped my childhood

 

[Temis the Vorta]

Down with faux Spock, Kirk!
True Trekkers boycott TINO!
Trek XI: FLOP!

 

[GreenBlood]

I would watch Trek in some trees.
I would watch Trek on my knees.
STC started this mess.
Am I laughing?
Yes, yes, yes!

 

[number6]

Nimoy Loves the script
Quinto is his errand boy
Just to get "Spock Tips"

 

[Kegek]

star trek is awful -
the movie is terrible quinto is bad -
when they die you're meant to cry -
not laugh -

we laughed drank sodas -
ate buttered popcorn felt sick after -
threw up on girlfriend thinking about quinto's ears -

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

I will see this film
I love everything that's Trek
Bring on Trek 11!

 

[Admiral Buzzkill]

I do not like Young Kirk and Spock,
And those who do can suck my -

Oops, gotta run!

 

[Holytomato]

Star Trek 11 is great
My wife is the best
She is not a guest
She thinks I'm ok

Roses are red
Andorians are blue
I think Spock is cool
My wife has a clue

 

[Jackson_Roykirk]

There once was a man from Nantucket....

...Okay, I won't go there

 

[Woulfe]

With socks on fox in box....
As long as there's no Jocks....
I'm not gonna even go there....
- W -
* I'm not good with haiku *