Ramming folks at speed like that with no respect for life. 
Are you a virgin?
- Thread starter Robert Maxwell
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All right, kids. As High Inquisitor of the Victorian Order, I must ask to please refrain from such inappropriate/suggestive conversation. This behavior will not be tolerated by the Moral BBS.
Yes. Be very careful of the post police.
Especially the ones that look good in their uniforms. You wouldn't want to be 'cuffed by an officer. 
I'd like to be cuffed by a female officer. She can stripsearch me, if she wants.
You've never tried to 'get together' with one of your female friends? Hell, that's how I lost my virginity in the first pace - NEITHER of us were looking for a more 'intimate relationship', we were both a bit flirty, 'in the mood' and nearly virutually said, 'Hey, want to...' (I was 22 at the time). Was one of the best 'one night stands' I've had.
Again, denpends on the person; but I've never had a 'Victorian' attitude towards sex; where it has to/can only be with someone you 'deeply love'...'like' always has been good enough for me.
You definitely need tying up and gagging.
Yes.
^ You over there, wait your turn...
So you can obey. Very good.
So, simply a slightly different kind of policing was required.
So you can obey. Very good.
So, simply a slightly different kind of policing was required.
Only for the promise of boobiecandy.
Oh my ...
Keep a towel nearby, you don't want to clog up the keys.
^
*Looks down*
Nope, won't do.
*Strolls off in search of proper upholstered moobs*
*Looks down*
Nope, won't do.
*Strolls off in search of proper upholstered moobs*
Well it's that I not sympathize, I see where you're coming from. A few years ago I was dead set that I'd meet someone, have kids, family the whole thing. Ironically as I get older I actually start thinking more and more that that's maybe not the way for me. Maybe I'm okay with being less attached, leave the carrying on the family name to my siblings. It's not like I don't want someone in my life, I do, but it's not the all end all as it used to be. At the moment if I can have a decent sex life and have lost my virginity by the time I'm 30 that will great.
I almost lost it when I was 21. So. Damned. Close.
*runs away*
I had a similar experience when I was 17. If only I was two inches longer.
^ One of those, was it... 
Once, when I was 18, but nothing ever came of it. Turns out she liked me a couple years earlier, but by the time I realized I liked her, she was over me.
Since then, I haven't really had any good female friends. Well, there's one, but she has two babies with another of my friends, so that would be awkward.
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