"A 44 year old Toronto resident was arrested Friday and charged with two counts of unlawful decking of halls. A further count of conspiracy to commit glad tidings was dropped."

I put up fairy lights in December/January to make the house look bright and cheerful in the gloomy dull weather. Irritatingly this coincides with some quazi-religious festival that I have no interest in. I object to people assuming "it's for Christmas".