Anybody else sick of Vampires?

[Jetfire]

I am just wondering when did vampires get Superman like abilities?

 

[judge alba]

Vampires suck!

Sorry.

They certainly are a pain in the neck

I have to agree there dose seem to be to many Vampire movies at present zombie ones for that matter there must be other horro things the maovie makers can beat to death. Something like the good old mutant animal ones

 

[Lookingglassman]

Frankenstein remake would be great. I just got done reading the book and, of course, it is nothing like the movie.

Johnny Depp as Victor Frankenstein

The monster can be either CGI or an actor made up to look horrible.

Make the story as faithful to the book as possible and it could be good.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Vampires haven't been interesting since Kindred: The Embraced.

 

[JuanBolio]

I am. Have been since I can remember, really. Vampires piss me off. They're basically rapists and parasites, and yet they're romanticized and drooled over be hoards of girls. Puke.

 

[Kestra]

Vampires terrify me.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

I am. Have been since I can remember, really. Vampires piss me off. They're basically rapists and parasites, and yet they're romanticized and drooled over be hoards of girls. Puke.

Just like pirates.

 

[Capn Flukie]

Zombie Ninja Vampire Pirates!!!

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

And ... Commie-Nazis!

 

[JonathonWally]

Zombie Ninja Vampire Pirates!!!

If you make that movie, I'll be there on opening night!

 

[Capn Flukie]

...From Spaaaaace!!!

 

[JonathonWally]

I'm so there


Cameo for Mr Papaya?

 

[Capn Flukie]

He would approve.

 

[JuanBolio]

I am. Have been since I can remember, really. Vampires piss me off. They're basically rapists and parasites, and yet they're romanticized and drooled over be hoards of girls. Puke.

Just like pirates.

At least pirates are human. I am opposed to the undead in all forms.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

I am. Have been since I can remember, really. Vampires piss me off. They're basically rapists and parasites, and yet they're romanticized and drooled over be hoards of girls. Puke.

Just like pirates.

At least pirates are human. I am opposed to the undead in all forms.

Undead-ist.

 

[Australis]

I wrote in to SFX complaining about the poppets from Twilight being on the cover. Bloody pouty emo types!

That said, I'm surprised no one's thought of this before:

A Vampires Versus Zombies Movie!

Vampires chase Zombies because the fresher ones have blood, or maybe they like carrion too. The Zombies chase the Vampires because, undead or not, they still have braaaiinns.

Next year's Snakes On A Plane. You heard it hear first.

 

[JonathonWally]

Next year's Snakes On A Plane. You heard it hear first.

Zombies On A Bus!

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Vampires would win. I don't think the zombies would realize how to kill the vamps.

 

[JonathonWally]

Vampires would win. I don't think the zombies would realize how to kill the vamps.

Pretty sure they'd just chew their heads off.

 

[broberfett]

Twilight was horrible, Vampires playing baseball and having trouble making dinner for a human? C'mon. If I lived for hundreds of years I would be better than those idiot Iron Chefs when comes to cooking and would have more interesting hobbies than playing baseball when bored.

You are so right about Twilight. I have endured many crappy movies, but Twilight truely made me suffer.

I do like vampires alot though. Not all vampire movies and tv shows are good though. I really miss the all out vampire afraid of the cross(holy symbol if you want to be multi-cultural), sunlight, etc. They've taken away all the cons of being a vampire in most shows. I'm more sensitive to sunlight than the tv vampires. So what you get is a super sexy, super strong, immortal guy that drinks blood. Why do they hesitate to make their girlfriends and friends vampires? There is no drawback to it.