Any gynecologists on the board?

[The Boy Who Cried Worf]

Anybody got a speculum that the OP can borrow?

Brannon Braga has a whole collection of them, and likes to show them off at parties. Seriously.

There is either a really hot, really funny, or really disgusting Jeri Ryan joke in there somewhere.

 

[Maestro]

Could be all three.