Any Doctor's In?

[Captain Ice]

I was going to shut this down as a potential liability issue, but since this seems to be more along the lines of people just sharing what has worked for them, I will not at this time. I will however, remind everyone to consult with their doctor before following medical advice.

 

[Holdfast]

My lungs feel tight, so sometimes I feel I don´t get enough air, my stomage feels queasy, my head often feels chaotic and hurts, my heart races.

Though I think I can diagnose myself. Stress, pressure...

do you smoke cigarettes?

Yeah, seconded.

Smoking is really relaxing, and should help with the stress a lot.

 

[TerokNor]

My lungs feel tight, so sometimes I feel I don´t get enough air, my stomage feels queasy, my head often feels chaotic and hurts, my heart races.

Though I think I can diagnose myself. Stress, pressure...

do you smoke cigarettes?

Yeah, seconded.

Smoking is really relaxing, and should help with the stress a lot.

Mhm and when stopping my non-smoker status I should probably stop my non-drinker status as well and shut my mind down now and then instead of worrying, huh? Oh great Dr. Holdfast, you are wise!

TerokNor

 

[KJbushway]

No.
Becuase theres a smoker disease out there, some wierd name attached to it. That basically causes those symptoms. Stop smoking, the problem will heal itself.

WAIT. What kind of smoking are you talking about?

 

[Holdfast]

do you smoke cigarettes?

Yeah, seconded.

Smoking is really relaxing, and should help with the stress a lot.

Mhm and when stopping my non-smoker status I should probably stop my non-drinker status as well and shut my mind down now and then instead of worrying, huh? Oh great Dr. Holdfast, you are wise!

TerokNor

NOW you're learning!

It's like you're taking your first baby steps into a brave and exciting new world.

*sniff* *sniff*

Imparting my wisdom unto others always gives me a warm fuzzy glow inside.







(PS. to Ice - re: thread-locking/litigation; I wouldn't worry. No doctor is going to be foolish enough to try an internet diagnosis and/or give serious advice to anyone in this thread anyway!)

 

[Mary Ann]

Holdfast's advice is wise. That white powder he suggested I snort a few times a day has, like, totally done away with my stress. The only side effects are that I'm wearing a lot of polyester and can't stop listening to the Saturday Night Fever album.

 

[iguana_tonante]

As the good Doctor always says: "Whatever the symptoms are, just reverse the polarity of the neutron flow!"