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Anne Hathaway joins Depp in Alice In Wonderland

^ Big Fish and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, as well, for more recent examples. He can definitely do good work.
 
There is a girl in my Egyptian and Mesopotamian mythology class that looks like Anne Hathaway. She is beautiful. She started talking to me today when I went to my Latin class. I didn't realize she was in there. I got stuck sitting in front and it is my first class. So when I walk in I'm pretty tired. Darth Vader could be standing in the back of the class and I probably wouldn't notice. She recognized me because I ask all these intelligent questions in the mythology class.

This chick is so hot that I think I lost all capacity for rational thought during our conversation. I was talking about Latin, somehow intelligently, right up until our Professor walked in.
 
I've got a girlfriend, but I'm pretty sure I'd need the body of an Olympian god to go out with this chick or a really huge...wallet.
 
People are just looking for something that isn't boring. Egyptian stuff is pretty popular. Everytime a mummy movie comes out, it does pretty well. I haven't talked to her enough to know whether she is smart. She probably noticed me looking her way in the Mythology class thinking I recognized her from the Latin class, but I was really looking at her because she looked like Anne Hathaway. She didn't seem to think I was a creep or anything for looking at her. While discussing Mythology she said that I made a good impression when I talked.
 
broberfett said:
People are just looking for something that isn't boring. Egyptian stuff is pretty popular. Everytime a mummy movie comes out, it does pretty well. I haven't talked to her enough to know whether she is smart. She probably noticed me looking her way in the Mythology class thinking I recognized her from the Latin class, but I was really looking at her because she looked like Anne Hathaway. She didn't seem to think I was a creep or anything for looking at her. While discussing Mythology she said that I made a good impression when I talked.
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Next time you see her ask her what her favorite Star Trek episode is. It'll work, I'm sure.
 
I have a precious memory of going to a drive-in-theater with my parents and brother when we were very young.

In the front, something innocuous. In the rear window, an X-rated version of Alice and Wonderland.

How the seeds of hell are planted.
 
broberfett said:
I've got a girlfriend, but I'm pretty sure I'd need the body of an Olympian god to go out with this chick or a really huge...wallet.
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broberfett said:
People are just looking for something that isn't boring. Egyptian stuff is pretty popular. Everytime a mummy movie comes out, it does pretty well. I haven't talked to her enough to know whether she is smart. She probably noticed me looking her way in the Mythology class thinking I recognized her from the Latin class, but I was really looking at her because she looked like Anne Hathaway. She didn't seem to think I was a creep or anything for looking at her. While discussing Mythology she said that I made a good impression when I talked.
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From what you are telling us, it sounds to me as if you lack the courage to ask this girl out, and are willing to settle for the girlfriend that you currently have for now. We all know where this is headed, and sorry to be the one to tell you this, but a hot girl like that is already taken.

Be happy with what you have for now, my friend; sometimes in life, we just can't have what we want.

Aragorn said:
^ Time to ask Good Will Riker for stalking -- I mean, dating tips. :lol:
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You should be the one to talk.

When's the last time you went out on a date?
 
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^ Oh really? And you're basing that on what? That I'm not spilling the beans on this board about my private life in such a way that it makes me look like a whiny, pathetic, overthinking creep who treats church as just a meet market and prides himself on playing the race card as both a sword and a shield?

Besides, anything I say still wouldn't be "Asian enough" for your standards. :lol:
 
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