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An open letter to Joss Whedon

Dear Joss,

What the hell were you thinking when you ditched Ripper to make Dollhouse? Are you fucking insane?

Thanks,

Your fan.
 
Dear Joss:

Eliza can't act at all, but she's hot. So can you make a show where she just stands around (preferably with very little clothing on) but doesn't say anything? No plot would be necessary.

Sincerely,

Your Number One Fan
 
Dear Joss,

You might want to look into getting a new P.O. box. ;)

Love always, Top41
 
I saw Eliza's bare boobies in a movie once. To quote Rick James, "THE MILKS GONE BAD!"



Dear Joss,

Please apologize to me for the last 3 years of The Buffyverse. If not that, then at least find some way to get their stain out of my memory. And Serenity. And Alien: Resurrection. And Astonishing X-Men.

P.S. And tell your fans to sit down and be quiet. No one wants to hear about how Serenity is a greater movie then Star Wars.
 
"No one's saying that, sir."

(Although.....it wouldn't take much to be better than a couple of the more recent ones....)
 
Lindley said:
"No one's saying that, sir."

(Although.....it wouldn't take much to be better than a couple of the more recent ones....)
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An exaggeration, sure. But for a while it wasn't much of one. To be fair I respect Firefly and Serenity fans more then I do the die hard Buffy/Angel fans who defended the last couple seasons of those shows. Serenity was highly flawed, but it was still more or less a decent product. The later group just put their fingers in their ears and scream "La la la! I can't hear you! Joss Whedon is a God! Spike is the greatest character EVA! La la la! I can't hear you!".
 
Dear Joss...

Eliza and I were supposed to hook up, but my phone died and her number is only on my cellphone. Can you give me her number so I can call her and confirm our plans? Would be much appreciated.
 
CaptJimboJones said:
Dear Joss:

Eliza can't act at all, but she's hot. So can you make a show where she just stands around (preferably with very little clothing on) but doesn't say anything? No plot would be necessary.
Sincerely,

Your Number One Fan
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Dear Number One Fan,

Did you miss Dollhouse last week?

Love,
Josh
 
Dear Joss,

I've been a very good boy. For Christmas, I would like an autographed Firefly DVD set, a Buffy/Angel TV movie, and Eliza Dushku.

Thank you.


Your friend,

Daneel
 
Dear Joss,


"dollhouse" = Awesome. I would also like a copy of Eliza Dushku. ;)

Oh and thanks for Firefly/Serenity. :)
 
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