An open letter to Joss Whedon

[ClayinCA]

Dear Joss,

Aren't you sick of people (especially those who claim to be fans) calling you "Josh"?

 

[Daneel]

^^^^^^^
No kidding. I even saw a commercial for Dollhouse in which the person doing the voice-over referred to him as "Josh Whedon".

Grrrr (argh ).

 

[Candlelight]

Eliza Dushku's voice is her sexiest quality.

I'd say her breasts top her voice.

No chance, the voice conquers all. Besides, breasts are everywhere, a voice like that not so much.

Fine, you hold onto her voice while next time you're shagging her.

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Dear Joss,

Is there a reason who you like to work with young females on your shows? Sarah Michelle Gellar, Jewel Stait and now Eliza Dushku. Can you please explain in 500 words or less how you managed to bag so many fine young hotties, especially given how you look like a pitbull/bulldog cross.

My undying love,

Cuddles.