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[EyalM]

Everybody say Cheese!

 

[1001001]

This was a way, way more less than satifying brick shitting.

What???

 

[TheSeeker]

OH. That's it? This was a way, way more less than satifying brick shitting.

 

[TheGodBen]

OH. That's it? This was a way, way more less than satifying brick shitting.

How about this?

Or this?

Or this?

 

[OdoWanKenobi]

^Ok, am I dumb? I don't get the last one. All I see is someone asking Keanu Reeves for his autograph.

 

[Brian]

Me, too. The only thing out of the ordinary could be the bottle of water on the table, while there's wine in the glass. Which means nothing, really.

 

[TheGodBen]

Me, too. The only thing out of the ordinary could be the bottle of water on the table, while there's wine in the glass. Which means nothing, really.

I don't know, that was a pretty big deal 2,000 years ago.

 

[Brian]

But not when a bottle of water on the table is commonplace, and wine is bought by the glass.

 

[LitmusDragon]

^ I'm stumped too. There's kind of an odd reflection in the window, and the lady behind them has an unusual earring, but I'm not sure either of those is the point either.

 

[TheSeeker]

Yeah, the Keanu one is a bit thin.

 

[Locutus of Bored]

Are you guys sure that the joke's not just that whoever posted the photo originally thought Keanu drank an entire bottle of wine in one sitting?

 

[TheGodBen]

But not when a bottle of water on the table is commonplace, and wine is bought by the glass.

You mean Keanu Reeves isn't the messiah? Damn, that's my whole day ruined.

It was a simple joke equating Keanu Reeves with Jesus and I apologise if it wasn't funny enough. Personally, I'm more upset about the bear picture, for some reason the upload is brighter than the picture on my computer and you can see the bear too easily.

 

[RoJoHen]

It was a simple joke equating Keanu Reeves with Jesus and I apologise if it wasn't funny enough.

It needed to be simpler.

 

[Jenee]

Well ... it's a kid, see. and Keanu has just finished a bottle of wine...

I think.

 

[EyalM]

Maybe the joke is that someone is asking him for an autograph?

 

[Starbreaker]

Maybe the joke is that someone is asking him for an autograph?

That's what I thought!

 

[Jenee]

He does look very happy about it.

 

[Deckerd]

I like Kanu. Stop it. He's lovely.

 

[B.J.]

For me, he's never shaken the Ted "Theodore" Logan air-headed surfer dude stigma. That, and his acting (outside of Bill & Ted) is more wooden than Chakotay.

 

[Deckerd]

Gomez wrote a whole song round his final speech in Point Break.

He capitalises on his perceived weaknesses in A Scanner Darkly. Very clever, I thought.