It would seem goofing off all day is a prerequisite for being a succesful writer.
If you're not in starfleet you often have to wear really bad clothes/baby suits so yes I'd say anyone not in star trek is a loser, unless they're scientists or doctors or professors in some discipline. For example Soong was not a loser whereas Neelix kinda was and for the record he wasn't a proper starfleet officer.
Hopefully, you're being tongue in cheek, but if you're not, with all due respect, you don't know a lot about writers or how much work it is.
No I'm being serious. Writing is just sitting around all day using the English language correctly. Seriously whenever I read the newspaper its just opinions backed up with some research, and its not even hard research, its just current affairs. Its not like they have study quantum physics or mechanobiology, all they need to read up on is sociology. Piece of cake really. As for creative writing, all it involves is learning a few rules, eg beginning middle end, not repeating yourself, making the dialogue believable, a little bit of practice, and there you go, professional writer already!
By that logic, everybody who learns those few rules would be as good as Shakespeare. That obviously isn't the case.