Ah...Ah... Ah.... Atchooooooo!

[Locutus of Bored]

I'm tempted to find one of those "ur doin it wrong" pics...

How about a tailor made one?

I Googled "nose sex" with safe search off to find that, so never let it be said I'm not dedicated to the craft.

 

[RevdKathy]

I think this could be extremely useful research. Think about it: if scientists can find the link between sex and nasal congestion, they might also be able to find away to reverse the effect. That would provide a potential cure for the common cold. Sex on the NHS!!!

I predict a sudden black market in blank prescription pads!

 

[RoJoHen]

fans of my TNZ posts will know how fond I am of sneezes.

anyone? *crickets chirp*

Stop trying to be funny.

Or at the very least, stop making jokes and then acknowledging that you have done so.

That said, I really need to blow my nose.

 

[Rÿcher]

*ahem* "trying"? That activates my hilarity unit!

 

[Holdfast]

I'm tempted to find one of those "ur doin it wrong" pics...

How about a tailor made one?

I Googled "nose sex" with safe search off to find that, so never let it be said I'm not dedicated to the craft.

I appreciate the effort.

The government is now monitoring your internet activity on grounds of your severe depravity, by the way.

 

[RJDiogenes]

A few years ago, my mother had a growth in her sinus that had to be surgically removed because it was beginning to interfere with her breathing. They sent the growth to the lab, of course, and the results showed a bacteria that is normally associated with IUDs. I told her that she must stop having nasal sex immediately.

Now you know why my mother hits me.

 

[Locutus of Bored]

^^^

The government is now monitoring your internet activity on grounds of your severe depravity, by the way.

Oh, I'm pretty sure the NSA already had a bug in my home after I emailed the White House that folder full of lesbian porn labeled "The Bush Doctrine."

 

[Rÿcher]

^^^

The government is now monitoring your internet activity on grounds of your severe depravity, by the way.

Oh, I'm pretty sure the NSA already had a bug in my home after I emailed the White House that folder full of lesbian porn labeled "The Bush Doctrine."

That post alone has bells and klaxons wailing at the NSA. "Bush", "Bug", "Lesbian", "Porn", "The".