Agent Coulson Facts

[Nerys Myk]

Agent Coulson
Agent Coulson
Does whatever an agent can.....



Hmmmmm.

Okay, needs work.

 

[Technobuilder]

"Earth!"

"Fire!"

"Wind!"

"Water!"

"Heart!"

"Go Coulson!"

"By your Powers combined, I am Agent Coulson!"


Agent Coulson, he's our hero,
Gonna take the Villians down to Zero,
His powers aren't that well defined,
While he's pwning evil, he's refined.

Agent Coulson, he's got Glasses,
Gonna kick some evil Asgard asses,
Gonna watch him tear asunder,
'Destroyer' armor made for plunder.

Pwned Villian: "You'll pay for this Agent Coulson! *dies*

We're the Coulsoneers!
You can be one too!
Cause Agent Coulson is so very cool!
Evil Machinations are not the way,
Hear what Agent Coulson has to say;

Agent Coulson: "Bring me a Megaphone!"

 

[Skywalker]

in brightest day, in blackest night
no evil shall escape Agent Coulson's sight
Let those who worship evil's might,
Beware his power... Agent Coulson's might

Yeah, that's right. Agent Coulson inhabits both comic book universes. And he's never even been in a comic book.