Ever since I got a girlfriend, I don't notify the mod as much as I troll the admin.![]()
Oh, you pair of kinky puppies.She likes it.![]()
these are trek nerds we are talking aboutIf you do it right, you have somebody else there to clean it up for you.![]()
Whatever you do, DON'T FORGET THE PASSWORD! You could strain something.^ especially when I've been logged in a good while.
Whatever you do, DON'T FORGET THE PASSWORD! You could strain something.^ especially when I've been logged in a good while.
Whatever you do, DON'T FORGET THE PASSWORD! You could strain something.^ especially when I've been logged in a good while.
^ oh I wouldn't do that, she inspires long posts, though sometimes we only have time for a Quick Reply.
Kudos to you, sir. Get that wrong and your formatting's all over the place. Tricky.Have you guys ever edited tags while posting a reply during a double post?
Quite stimulating.
Dear Penthouse Letters:
It was a dark and stormy night in upstate New York and the heat from the summer evening hung like cheap curtains in a badly written B movie over the dreary little town. I grabbed a fresh bottle of Stewart's Sodium Free Seltzer and headed for the computer in the bedroom. Soon, the cool indigo glow of TrekBBS' login screen filled the room. My hands shook slightly as I typed in my username "Spock's Nads" and password "d00ki3". Yeah baby, it's me. My heartbeat quickened as the List of Forums slowly and seductively came into view.
Eagerly taking in all the sweaty forums and erect thread titles, I gazed from one topic to another, feverishly. I had to post and post soon. It had been a while and the anticipation was incredible. "Welcome 'Spock's Nads'." the TrekBBS beckoned in a low, husky san-serif voice. "You r0xx0r's teh big111111!!!" I mumbled, awkwardly. I felt dizzy as I reached for my excited mouse. Tenderly, I clicked on the Miscellaneous forum, 35 users viewing, must be a hot night. Running my eyes all over the TrekBBS' tight little fonts, I scanned the threads in Misc, hunting for the perfect thread for my desires.
"C'mon baby, post to me!" the TrekBBS moaned, and exposed a bulbous UGO logo.
"Soon, love, soon." I whispered.
There it was. The perfect thread. With shaking hands, I clicked on "What color are farts?" posted by Jay's Son. Oh my, this was going to be quick. I eagerly feasted on the delightfully hideous original post and devoured the subsequent replies all full of![]()
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, nibbling gently of course. Oh! Oh! Fireworks were going off in my head as I got to the end of the thread, my mind filled with post-lust. "Yeah! Post it! POST IT!
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Oohhhhh! Click on my ads!" the TrekBBS screamed, writhing passionatly under my mouse-hand as I sweatily composed my reply, rubbing the bold tags to perfection. "Unhhh..." I gurgled, then clicked 'Reply'. The TrekBBS gave out a small PM of pleasure, it's envelope flashing rhythmically. With moist fingers I feverishly typed out "Green or Brown. I suppose. I dunno. Meh." as my reply. I slowly neared the hot throbbing 'Submit' button. The TrekBBS gasped.
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" yelled the TrekBBS, it's fonts glistening with sweat. "Unhhhhh...." I mumbled. My cursor swirled around the quivering 'Cancel' button, flicking at it gently. "Stop teasing me! Post me! POST ME HARD!
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" the TrekBBS growled. With short clicks, I hit 'Submit' posting hard. "Unhhhhh..." The TrekBBS shuddered in ecstasy. "mmmphhhfff
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!!!".
Later, with my head resting on the keyboard, the azure glow from TrekBBS awash on my face, I knew I could never go home again.
Thankee! I miss the :blush: emoticon, guess I'll have to edit it. Oh yeah, edit it right there...
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