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A word to chav f***wits in Whitby

Lonemagpie

Lonemagpie

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In Memoriam
Golden rule, fuckwits - leather has long been recognized as armour...

On Tuesday night some motherfucker hit me below the right shoulderblade with either a ball-bearing fired from a very powerful catapult or a shot from a just insufficiently-pressurized air rifle. It didn't penetrate my leather coat, but did hit a metal press-stud on the back of my waistcoat and knock it off, and bruise me up. (Whether it would have bounced off the coat if it hadn't been right on the press-stud, I don't know.)

More importantly it pisses me off - my mood is still somewhat violent despite the nice boat trips and stuff....

In the back, out of the blue... cowards!
 
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Lonemagpie said:
On Tuesday night some motherfucker hit me below the right shoulderblade with either a ball-bearing fired from a very powerful catapult or a shot from a just insufficiently-pressurized air rifle.
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Sorry about that, I'll aim better next time.

Seriously, glad you're OK. Did you exact revenge?
 
Had it been me, I would have determined the BB's trajectory and went looking for the little snot immediately.

Had it been me.
 
And had it been me I would have used home-made napalm to eliminate all hiding areas and force the fucker into a 1-on-1 confrontation. Never EVER bring a BB-gun to a naplam fight.

If you want the recipe email me at my MSN address.
 
I've had similar issues in Glasgow and Paisley. And surrounding areas or small towns.

I'm not the violent type - and I'm not just saying that to sound more sane, I've been the victim of piss taking for walking away from fights when I could, in friends words, easil 'take' someone - but sometimes with those types they need a good slap. It's the only time they'll respond.

Though I more often confuse or humilate them. The last one being a group of youngsters taking the piss out of my leather coat then throwing them a hissy fit when I pointed out I could afford a £500 piece of clothing, they couldn't afford to get their teeth fixed.
 
My sympathies. Around here (lower TN, USA) it's fucking BB guns and paintball guns up around where my wife works. Go down the exit ramp, and they'll be hiding in the bushes along the bottom and just open fire or they'll be running around the parking lot in the middle of the night taking shots at each other (yes with BB guns, since around here the logic is "What? BB ain't going to hurt no one"). I've had cracked windshields, busted tail lights and head lights. Cops are regular patrols and with snag them if they can catch the little fucks, but even they've had a couple of windshields busted by the BBs.
 
I didn't know air rifles are that strong, I thought that's more child toys.

Anyway, scary shit, I wouldn't have gone back either.
 
Roger Wilco said:
I didn't know air rifles are that strong, I thought that's more child toys.

Anyway, scary shit, I wouldn't have gone back either.
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Depends on the maker and the model, and how much pressure their primed with.

Some of them just bug bite if they hit you, nothing. Others are some times sold as "varmint guns" and could kill an animal and hurt a human.
 
jamestyler said:
Dark Journey said:
So what's a chav?
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Straight from wiki...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chav

"The stereotypical "chav" is an aggressive teenager or young adult who often engages in anti-social behaviour, such as street drinking, drug abuse and rowdy behaviour."

In Scotland they tend to be known as 'neds' and all you need to know can be found on the Glasgow Survival Guide ;)
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Yeah, its' kind of the equivalent to white trash/trailer park trash here in North America. Not redneck, more like having no class. Track suits and bad dental care mixed with a side dish of alcoholism and a tendency to behave like a jackass in public.
 
Somehow how the sight of a bunch of street thugs swaying back and forth to The Carpenters works for me. Holding hands no less.
 
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