A Website to Cause Projectile Vomiting.

[Shikarnov]

I wish that food was why I'm fat.

Yeah, me too. At least then eating wouldn't be such a painful experience.

This is a typical day's food for me. The doc loves the plan, but can't explain why I'm heavy.

• Apple and tea with a multivitamin.
• Fiber One Raisin Bran with Soy Milk
• 1 can tuna with 1 diced tomato and 1/2 tbsp light mayo
• V8 Fusion
• Steamed brown rice with vegetables
• Banana or some other fruit.

 

[RoJoHen]

I wish that food was why I'm fat.

Yeah, me too. At least then eating wouldn't be such a painful experience.

This is a typical day's food for me. The doc loves the plan, but can't explain why I'm heavy.

• Apple and tea with a multivitamin.
• Fiber One Raisin Bran with Soy Milk
• 1 can tuna with 1 diced tomato and 1/2 tbsp light mayo
• V8 Fusion
• Steamed brown rice with vegetables
• Banana or some other fruit.

Well, I can tell you why. Lots of carbs and almost no protein!

 

[SmoothieX]

A Website to Cause Projectile Vomiting.

I was expecting Meatspin or something like that given the title, but this might be worse.

 

[KimMH]

I adore bacon but some of those did make me feel queasy. I love turtles and I love bacon but bacon embellished turtle shaped things - hmmmm. The meta-meat cake looks like swimming in grease. Eeeuucch!

 

[John Picard]

Do yourselves a favor and watch the movie King Corn. The non-organic food supply in the US is the worst in the world.

 

[Scout101]

I love that website, i check it out all the time. Some of it sounds good and/or funny, as well.

Makes me hungry for a bit, then full, then a little nauseous.

My favorites are things like the Widowmaker. Few pounds of beef, package of bacon, sausage, hot pockets (for some reason), all the fixings, and then tombstone pepperoni pizzas for the buns of the burger. Come on, sounds kinda fun to have with a group...

 

[Cali]

The cupcake kebabs look goooood.

 

[auntiehill]

The picture of the "Dr. Phil" nearly made me ill. And then there's the description:

One double-wrapped Chipotle burrito filled with rice, pinto beans, chicken, fresh tomato salsa, corn, sour cream, cheese, lettuce, and guacamole, wrapped inside of a cheese pizza topped with more fresh tomato salsa, corn chips, curly fries, and jalapeno bites, garnished with two sticks of chocolate and almond pocky.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

I actually liked the look of the Mars bar cake - something that looked genuinely tempting.

That is, until I read the description:

A base of cornflakes, butter, sugar and melted Mars Bars covered with melted Cadbury Milk Chocolate and baked.

Mars chocolate combined with Cadbury chocolate?! 'Tis Frankenstein chocolatiering of the very foulest order!

 

[Holdfast]

I'm fairly slim now, but to quote Monica "I owe it to the fat kid inside me" to eat The Smortuary one day before I die. And it probably will be one day before I die...



I also like the food made to resemble sea creatures like the turtles & the narwhal. There's a wonderfully sick mind at work, designing those.

 

[Maestro]

I wish that food was why I'm fat.

Yeah, me too. At least then eating wouldn't be such a painful experience.

This is a typical day's food for me. The doc loves the plan, but can't explain why I'm heavy.

• Apple and tea with a multivitamin.
• Fiber One Raisin Bran with Soy Milk
• 1 can tuna with 1 diced tomato and 1/2 tbsp light mayo
• V8 Fusion
• Steamed brown rice with vegetables
• Banana or some other fruit.

Well, I can tell you why. Lots of carbs and almost no protein!

Well, the tuna should be a good punch of protein. The Fiber One and brown rice may be carbs, but they're whole grains.

My recommendation is to look at the ingredients on everything, but the Fiber One, mayo, and V8, specifically, for HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP. If any of these items contain high fructose corn syrup, THROW IT AWAY and find something else. That would be part of your problem.

 

[scotpens]

Do yourselves a favor and watch the movie King Corn. The non-organic food supply in the US is the worst in the world.

I haven't seen the film in question, but I'd hazard a guess that, generally speaking, our food supply is about a hundred times safer and healthier than it was in the "good old days" before modern refrigeration and preservation methods, before modern sanitation and hygiene in food processing, and when many foodstuffs were sold in bulk from open bins and barrels at the general store.

There is such a thing as progress, you know.

 

[RoJoHen]

Yeah, me too. At least then eating wouldn't be such a painful experience.

This is a typical day's food for me. The doc loves the plan, but can't explain why I'm heavy.

• Apple and tea with a multivitamin.
• Fiber One Raisin Bran with Soy Milk
• 1 can tuna with 1 diced tomato and 1/2 tbsp light mayo
• V8 Fusion
• Steamed brown rice with vegetables
• Banana or some other fruit.

Well, I can tell you why. Lots of carbs and almost no protein!

Well, the tuna should be a good punch of protein.

Yeah, but that's only one small amount of protein throughout the entire day!

If I ate like that, I'd probably get fat too because my body would think I'm starving myself!

 

[Data Holmes]

Do yourselves a favor and watch the movie King Corn. The non-organic food supply in the US is the worst in the world.

I haven't seen the film in question, but I'd hazard a guess that, generally speaking, our food supply is about a hundred times safer and healthier than it was in the "good old days" before modern refrigeration and preservation methods, before modern sanitation and hygiene in food processing, and when many foodstuffs were sold in bulk from open bins and barrels at the general store.

There is such a thing as progress, you know.

You'd be surprised in a lot of cases that you were wrong. Progress isn't always a good thing.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

^ Perhaps not, but it's not always a bad thing either.

Reactionary Luddite paranoia is not the answer to any of progress' ills. Education is.

 

[Tiberius Jim]

I don't know...a lot of the stuff on that site looked good. Then again I'm 6'3" and 165 lbs...I've been able to get away with eating crap for 23 years with no visible effects. Gotta ride that train while I can.

 

[Trekker4747]

I don't know...a lot of the stuff on that site looked good. Then again I'm 6'3" and 165 lbs...I've been able to get away with eating crap for 23 years with no visible effects. Gotta ride that train while I can.

: pats belly :

Believe me, it catches up with you.

At 23 I was underweight and ate like drunken pregnant woman. Now, at 31, everything I eat seems to go straight to my ass.

 

[Tiberius Jim]

Thus why I still try to stay active even though I don't exactly need to yet. My dad has stayed pretty fit into his 50's so hopefully I have good genes on my side.

 

[gturner]

The cheese and bacon turtles are to die for! I'll try making them as soon as I get back home. And bacon wrapped Totino's pizza rolls? Genius!!!!

The only thing left is to wash it down with some Bakon vodka.

Mmmm....

 

[scotpens]

I don't know...a lot of the stuff on that site looked good. Then again I'm 6'3” and 165 lbs...I've been able to get away with eating crap for 23 years with no visible effects. Gotta ride that train while I can.

You're lucky. You must have the metabolism of a shrew. Sooner or later, everything starts to slow down. That's when you'll find you can no longer eat like you did when you were 19 or 20, when you had a hollow leg and two assholes!