A Website to Cause Projectile Vomiting.

[Trekker4747]

This is Why You're Fat

Very little of this food looks good to me.

And I've deep-fried a cheeseburger.

But bacon-wrapped pizza rolls?

The Meta-Meat Cake?

:hork:

 

[Ashu]

I haven't looked at the site yet but I must say, I adore deep fried oreos.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

I haven't even looked at that site and I'm already planning on talking to Ralph on the big white phone.

 

[Maestro]

I wish that food was why I'm fat.

 

[RoJoHen]

I am intrigued by the egg roll corndog.

 

[Amaris]

Well, that's certainly not why I'm fat, but it IS motivation for why I need to lose weight. More and more I see obesity rates in this country continue to climb, and I know I'm a part of that number. Those foods are good reasons as to why people are overweight, even if they're on the extreme end. For me, all it does is make me reach for an orange.

 

[Nerdius Maximus]

Well, that's certainly not why I'm fat, but it IS motivation for why I need to lose weight. More and more I see obesity rates in this country continue to climb, and I know I'm a part of that number. Those foods are good reasons as to why people are overweight, even if they're on the extreme end. For me, all it does is make me reach for an orange.

I'm a bit overweight myself, but I know exactly what causes it: Too much pop. I don't eat a tremendous amount of food every day, and I get plenty of exercise, but I drink way too much coke.

 

[Amaris]

Well, that's certainly not why I'm fat, but it IS motivation for why I need to lose weight. More and more I see obesity rates in this country continue to climb, and I know I'm a part of that number. Those foods are good reasons as to why people are overweight, even if they're on the extreme end. For me, all it does is make me reach for an orange.

I'm a bit overweight myself, but I know exactly what causes it: Too much pop. I don't eat a tremendous amount of food every day, and I get plenty of exercise, but I drink way too much coke.

I understand where you're coming from. While I don't drink very much pop, I do eat bad food. Now, I don't actually eat a lot of food, but the food I do eat is very bad for me. It mainly consists of processed foods and fatty foods. I am particularly partial to nachos with cheese, bacon and sour cream, and that's just terrible food to eat.

I am getting ready to start on the Pritikin program of diet and exercise. If successful, it should help reverse and maintain my high blood pressure and diabetes, while also helping me lose weight and become physically fit and have a longer, healthier life. That is my goal, and I can give up the fatty foods to make it happen.

 

[Data Holmes]

How could anyone in their right mind eat anything that is displayed on that site... I mean seriously, everything on that site should be banned as a health hazard.

I'm lucky my self, knock on wood, that despite being overweight I'm relatively healthy. BP on the high end of normal, no diabetes, cholesterol and such normal.

 

[Kestra]

I am intrigued by the egg roll corndog.

I was thinking the same thing.

I'm a bit overweight myself, but I know exactly what causes it: Too much pop. I don't eat a tremendous amount of food every day, and I get plenty of exercise, but I drink way too much coke.

Man, I wish that was my issue. I don't drink much pop at all, and when I do it's diet. My problem is, well, everything else.

 

[RoJoHen]

How could anyone in their right mind eat anything that is displayed on that site... I mean seriously, everything on that site should be banned as a health hazard.

Because sometimes it's okay to indulge yourself.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

I dunno, a lot of those things look really tasty.

 

[RoJoHen]

I am intrigued by the egg roll corndog.

I was thinking the same thing.

I wrap hotdogs in crescent rolls all the time. I'm just wondering how this would compare.

 

[Kestra]

I am intrigued by the egg roll corndog.

I was thinking the same thing.

I wrap hotdogs in crescent rolls all the time. I'm just wondering how this would compare.

You know what's an ever so slightly healthier alternative to a corndog? Get those Pilsbury cornbread twists, separate them out and roll them flat, then put a bit of mustard on them and roll up low fat hot dogs in them, then bake according to Pilsbury directions.

It satisfies the craving of a corn dog without being quite as awful. I know it's still not healthy, but I enjoy them from time to time.

 

[RoJoHen]

Yeah, that's what I do with the Pillsbury crescent rolls! Except I usually just squirt mustard onto a plate and dip it. Sometimes I put cheese in the crescent roll with the hotdog. Mmm...so good.

 

[Kestra]

Now I'm thinking about trying it with the crescent rolls.

 

[RoJoHen]

It's probably my all-time favorite comfort food. For some reason, though, the rolls don't fill me up like a regular hotdog bun does, so I end up eating about 5 hotdogs!

 

[scotpens]

For a second, I thought the Bacon Cheese Turtleburgers were real turtles! Like Monty Python's Crunchy Frog.

The Mars Bar Cake doesn't sound bad at all. It might make a tasty though heavy dessert. Don't think I could eat more than four or five bites, though.

Is anyone here familiar with the creation known as a turducken -- or the bacon-wrapped version, known as a turbaconducken?

 

[RoJoHen]

Is anyone here familiar with the creation known as a turducken

I think anyone even remotely familiar with American football should know what turducken is.

The bacon-wrapped version sounds like a little much, though!

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

For a second, I thought the Bacon Cheese Turtleburgers were real turtles! Like Monty Python's Crunchy Frog.

"What sort of turtle?"
"A DEAD turtle."
"Well don't you even take the shell out?"
"If we took the shell out, it wouldn't be crunchy, would it?"