A train ride from New York City to London?

[RJDiogenes]

As a bonus, there would be no rats in the tunnels.

Rats can adapt to anything, you'd have rats in spacesuits!

Space Rats - coming to a theatre near you this Summer...

Hmm. Space Rats Versus Vacuum Cockroaches. I kinda like the sound of that.....

 

[Holdfast]

Rats can adapt to anything, you'd have rats in spacesuits!

Space Rats - coming to a theatre near you this Summer...

Hmm. Space Rats Versus Vacuum Cockroaches. I kinda like the sound of that.....

I think we have a pitch.

 

[wamdue]

^ You do realize you're just asking for a "No one wants to go to Glasgow" joke, right?

I suppose the train could stop at Manchester.

 

[Gaith]

^ Even worse!

 

[Myasishchev]

^ And the future Earth of the Legion of Super-Heroes (30th century) had tunnels directly through the planet.

The Legion of Super-Heroes also features a planet where the natives evolved to split into three people because there were three suns. You know, obviously.

 

[MANT!]