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A SyFy success story (you're not gonna like this...)

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A NYT article today on the continuing ratings effectiveness of the channel's Saturday night monster movie programming - basically, they're about the best thing SyFy has going for it in terms of both ratings and extending the channel's brand:

TAKE two former pop princesses — Debbie Gibson and Tiffany — and cast them in a television movie involving illegally imported snakes and alligators on steroids. Stir in gobs of gooey cheese — a “Dynasty”-style cat fight here, a trio of fisherman eaten alive there. Most important, make liberal use of computer-generated creatures and effects. Pythons blown up with dynamite! Thousands of hatching reptile eggs! Alligators the size of skyscrapers!

Then send out a news release promising “down and dirty” action, focusing in particular on Ms. Gibson and Tiffany, who had dueling singing careers, and hairstyles, more than two decades ago. “We settle our old ’80s music rivalry by putting on short skirts and throwing snakes and ’gators at each other,” Ms. Gibson said.

A rare, colossal alignment of camp and corn? Not really. For the channel known as Syfy, “Mega Python vs. Gatoroid” is just another Saturday night.

Getting noticed on television increasingly takes something over the top. “Glee” on Fox is a big gay comedy-drama-musical hybrid. “Jersey Shore” on MTV needed drunken girl brawls and wall-to-wall profanity to stand out in the reality show cesspool. Syfy has its messy B movies, guilty pleasure titles that chew into the absurd like tanker-sized sharks.

“It’s about letting escapist entertainment wash over you,” said Dave Howe, the president of Syfy. “These are fun and easy Saturday night, put-your-feet-up, don’t-think-too-much movies.”

Syfy started making these breezy films back in 2002, but the channel has stepped up its reliance on them as a loyal audience has developed. Last year it churned out 25, allowing Syfy to match the Hallmark Channel as the leading producer of original television movies. Budgets have stayed the same, about $2 million each, less than most hourlong dramas. But Syfy is devoting more marketing dollars to the franchise. For instance “Mega Python vs. Gatoroid” will receive a red-carpet premiere, the first in the network’s history, on Jan. 24 at the Ziegfeld Theater in New York.

Routinely high ratings have helped make the movies an indispensable part of the Syfy schedule. An average of two million people watch, according to Nielsen, with some of the movies (“Pterodactyl,” “Dragon Storm”) attracting more than three million, on par with Syfy’s biggest hit series, “Warehouse 13” and “Eureka.” The Saturday night mayhem also fits snugly with the channel’s effort to broaden beyond science fiction. In 2009 the channel re-branded itself Syfy (dropping the Sci Fi Channel name) in a bid to capture the full landscape of fantasy entertainment: the paranormal, the supernatural, action and adventure, superheroes. Recent movies have tackled unexplained phenomena (“Stonehenge Apocalypse”), furry beasts (“Red: Werewolf Hunter”) and horrific experiments with nature (“Mega Piranha.”)

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Some nice stuff about Roger Corman's participation later on in the piece. ;)
 
Most of these "SyFy Originals" aren't produced by them though. They're just the first (and only) network to air these movies. A lot of them come from the cheap knockoff studio The Asylum.
 
Okay, how do I get invited to the red-carpet premiere of "Mega Python versus Gatoroid"?

Seriously, fun article. Thanks for posting it.

Not too surprising, really. Syfy wouldn't keep making these movies if they weren't working for them.

But no mention of "Flu Bird Horror"? The nerve!
 
Most of these "SyFy Originals" aren't produced by them though. They're just the first (and only) network to air these movies. A lot of them come from the cheap knockoff studio The Asylum.

That matters a lot less than that they are economically successful and are building the brand in the way SyFy wants - we're the home of cheesy garbage!

Well goody for them, I can't fault them for doing what works since they are a business. I wish there was a home for intelligent, well-made sci fi, but I guess I just need to keep hunting around for it as I have been doing.

I wouldn't mind watching a cheesy monster movie every so often, but I don't think skiffy is even that good at it. Case in point: I tried watching that movie where the Nazis genetically engineer monstrous mutant super-soldiers. It was boring. How do you make that topic boring!?!?!
 
I still find it hard to believe this is the same network that brought us Battlestar Galactica and Farscape, and also aired Doctor Who for a few years. :wtf:

Alex
 
The Saturday Night movie is also consistently on at the same time and doesn't go on long mid-season breaks. Not to say that is the only reason for their success but I can't help to wonder if it doesn't contribute.

Most of these "SyFy Originals" aren't produced by them though. They're just the first (and only) network to air these movies. A lot of them come from the cheap knockoff studio The Asylum.

Syfy is putting the money up for these and dictating the direction these movie are taking.

Here are some links I've posted before:
http://www.shocktillyoudrop.com/news/interviewsnews.php?id=14224
http://moviemavericks.com/2010/06/interview-david-michael-latt/
http://gigaom.com/video/felicia-days-red-a-ratings-hit-says-syfy-exec/
 
Skiffy is hopeless, but sf/f show development continues apace on other networks, and some of them sound fairly decent. I'm interested in Alabama, Lock & Key, The Dark Tower, Mars Direct, Sand Men, and even goofy sounding stuff like Zombies vs. Vampires, Vines and Rest.

If the past is any indication, about half of those will survive the pilot process (for whatever reason it seems like sf/f show ideas do better than average, maybe because there isn't such a glut of them compared with all the cop shows and cookie cutter sitcoms).

For Skiffy, they just need to concentrate on not frakking up casting Blood & Chrome. The other shows they have in development sound awful.
 
Good dialogue wouldn't affect the ratings - that's hardly what anyone's watching those movies for - so why bother with things like good dialogue, non-stupid characters, intelligent plotlines, etc?

In fact, the bad dialogue is probably part of the appeal - something to laugh at. Forget the good dialogue, try to achieve the level of zen awfulness of Ed Wood. Now there's a rare skill!
 
You know, it occurs to me that if they hired the old MST3K crew back to riff on these *new* crappy b-movies, then they could probably triple their ratings in one fell swoop.
 
Yawn...

Who cares? These movies do well because they are targeted at the people at home flipping through channels on Saturday night. It's not like SyFy could put these movies on Tuesday night and expect any decent numbers. Also, these movies are still more science fiction than wrestling.

Sure I'd like more intelligent science fiction on SyFy. But the fact that SyFy airs these movies and makes money on them has nothing to do with the failures of Caprica and SGU. With the current SyFy schedule there is space for 4 hours of original shows/week. That translates to 8-16 shows(depending on season length). Until good shows start getting cancelled because there is no space for them, I don't really care what SyFy does with the other 17 prime time hours it has.
 
I thought the first paragraph was deliberately over doing it to give an idea of what kind of movies SyFy. Never in a million years did I think every bit of that (from Debbie Gibson and Tiffany starring to skyscraper-sized alligators) was in fact real. It's not surprising Mega Python vs. Gatoroid is Asylum-produced but I am surprised that it will air on SyFy. Good fucking grief.
 
I thought the first paragraph was deliberately over doing it to give an idea of what kind of movies SyFy. Never in a million years did I think every bit of that (from Debbie Gibson and Tiffany starring to skyscraper-sized alligators) was in fact real. It's not surprising Mega Python vs. Gatoroid is Asylum-produced but I am surprised that it will air on SyFy. Good fucking grief.

They're not just airing it:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1680138/companycredits
 
Good dialogue wouldn't affect the ratings - that's hardly what anyone's watching those movies for - so why bother with things like good dialogue, non-stupid characters, intelligent plotlines, etc?

Because some writers just do that as a matter of course - it's kind of our raison d'etre, regardless of whether it'd affect the ratings. It'd just be more fun
 
You know, it occurs to me that if they hired the old MST3K crew back to riff on these *new* crappy b-movies, then they could probably triple their ratings in one fell swoop.

I sort of wonder if they'd even be interested. I can't know for sure, but Rifftrax strikes me as a pretty good business model, with almost no real costs.

Not that I wouldn't watch the heck out of it.
 
I watch the Saturday night movie almost every week. It takes me back to the days of Drive-Ins, Creature Double Feature and The Ghoul (overday!).

There's also a nice article about these movies in the latest issue of Famous Monsters Of Filmland.

It would be nice if they could do some real Science Fiction from time to time-- or even an adult Space Opera-- but that's not likely to happen in an age when people think "mature" means a juvenile affectation of cynicism. We're lucky to have quality straightforward adventure shows on the air at this point.
 
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