A strange thought

[john titor]

Hey I was walking home last night when a strange thought occured to me, something I would have never considered but it struck me like a revelation...am I an asshole?

 

[Brian]

I don't know you, so I can't say definitively. But reading your signature, I'd have to say that yes, you are.

 

[Jadzia]

Ask eliza. She will help you find your answer.

http://www-ai.ijs.si/eliza-cgi-bin/eliza_script

 

[ThankQ]

Hey I was walking home last night when a strange thought occured to me, something I would have never considered but it struck me like a revelation...am I an asshole?

I don't see what's so strange about this thought, nor do I see why it should be something that shouldn't occur to you.

It's simply self-reflection. It's a good thing when someone thinks, "perhaps I'm not as kick ass as I believe myself to be."

I don't think this thread will last, at least in MISC, as it only invites others to insult you. Of course, I have demonstrated several times that I have little skill in interpreting the finer points of TBBS law.

I don't know that you're an asshole (or what exactly an asshole is, outside of biology), but I would say that you have a distrubing obsession with all things "manly".

 

[john titor]

Upon reflection I've concluded I cannot be an asshole, its a logical impossibility, that what I confuse with assholeness is really manliness.

 

[ThankQ]

Upon reflection I've concluded I cannot be an asshole, its a logical impossibility, that what I confuse with assholeness is really manliness.

They're usually synonymous.

But good job getting your conclusion in after only three replies but before the CLANK.

 

[sbk1234]

I agree that this subject really brings about the idea of self reflection. Therefore, the correct question isn't are you an asshole, but are you good at it?

 

[SeerSGB]

Just remember one universal truth: Everyone is an asshole to someone.

No matter how good of a person you are, to someone out there you're the worst asshole on the planet. And on the flip-side, someone you think is an utter asshole you can't stand to see walk in the door, is the nicest, sweetest, greatest person to someone else.

 

[john titor]

Just remember one universal truth: Everyone is an asshole to someone.

No matter how good of a person you are, to someone out there you're the worst asshole on the planet. And on the flip-side, someone you think is an utter asshole you can't stand to see walk in the door, is the nicest, sweetest, greatest person to someone else.

Now thats a good point.

 

[ThankQ]

Just remember one universal truth: Everyone is an asshole to someone.

Say it ain't so!

 

[Brian]

Yep. Apparently Fox News thinks he's an asshole: http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=19427

 

[SeerSGB]

Just remember one universal truth: Everyone is an asshole to someone.

Say it ain't so!

Puppet molesting, sweater wearing, trolley humping bastard!

 

[SmoothieX]

Read this corrolary thread and see what you think.

http://engineerboards.com/index.php?showtopic=11312

 

[Asbo Zaprudder]

A man goes into a pharmacy in Sweden.

Customer: Hello, I'd like to buy some deodorant.
Shop assistant: Certainly sir, ball or aerosol?
Customer: No, I want it for my armpits.

The answer is that it depends on context.

 

[ThankQ]

Read this corrolary thread and see what you think.

http://engineerboards.com/index.php?showtopic=11312

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[RJDiogenes]

Some questions are better left unanswered.