A Quick Note About My Pants
- Thread starter Garak
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This hurts me.
I thought - minus the GHB and forced sodomy - that we had something special.
I'll do better than that, I'll show you them. Even Optimus Prime approves of them...
(can't remember the fabric exactly; I think it's Dormeuil, but I forget which book. Charcoal grey self-stripe with a barely visible red pinstripe too. Part of the bespoke three-piece suit I'm wearing in the pic.)
Actually, I'm not wearing them anymore; I was earlier today. Now I'm just wearing underpants. And no, you're not getting photos of them. I don't want to be an object of your lust any more than I already am.
Shorts?! At this time of the year?!
That was just blackout sex. Nothing more, nothing less.
This hurts me.
I thought - minus the GHB and forced sodomy - that we had something special.
If I thought it was possible to lust after you any more than I do, I would have found a way by now. Now we must stop talking, before DarkHelmet gets more jealous.
I'll do better than that, I'll show you them. Even Optimus Prime approves of them...
(can't remember the fabric exactly; I think it's Dormeuil, but I forget which book. Charcoal grey self-stripe with a barely visible red pinstripe too. Part of the bespoke three-piece suit I'm wearing in the pic.)
Actually, I'm not wearing them anymore; I was earlier today. Now I'm just wearing underpants. And no, you're not getting photos of them. I don't want to be an object of your lust any more than I already am.
He's Iago to my Othello, sweet Desdemona.
Don't listen to him, Mother Goose. I'm the Maverick to his Iceman.
There's a party. You're invited.
You don't drink a whole lot of beer, do you?
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I suspect that's the kind of party where the dress code includes mandatory wearing of hats.
Walk less, eat more.
Shorts?! At this time of the year?!
It got up to 25 in Ottawa today, and I went for a long bike ride, so yes.
Denim jeans. I only wear shorts when I go to the gym. 90 degrees out? Jeans.
I get my pants at Target. Black khakis or whatever the hell you call them.
I haven't worn jeans in 20 years.
I haven't worn jeans in 20 years.
