A question to answer when you get really old

[RJDiogenes]

^^ Good luck to us all.

 

[RandyS]

My minimum goal is 115. I want to see the Tricentennial.

I'll only be 106 then, and I plan to live to see 130.

I will be 104 for Haley, and plan to live until we perfect the Replicator !

I'll only be 91 for Halley, but I picked 130 so I can say I lived for three centuries.

And If live to see the first replicator, I'll use it to make myself new organs to replace the worn out ones, that way I can live forever!

 

[Tiberius]

"I eat one whole pinecone every day."

 

[Australis]

Halley? I'll be 103. A doddle.

Well... getting there won't be. I have to survive the alien invasion and the robot takeover first.

 

[SPCTRE]

 

[Santaman]

Whisky and fitness and wild wild women!

 

[MANT!]

"Easy peazy. Sex, marijuana, liquor, methamphetamines, cigarettes, and sniffing glue. I did 'em all every day!"

Are you Keith Richards?

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue."

 

[martok2112]

I'd likely have one of three answers:

1. "Ancient Chinese secret!"
2. "If do right, no can defense!"
3. "I'll tell ya' the secret to this long a life, kid...............What was the question again?". (this will probably be my most likely answer since I feel my mind is already failing me at this age.)