A question to answer when you get really old

[Gaith]

"Well, I'm clearly not going to Heaven, and the Devil's too chickenshit to take me on in my present virile state. So, we wait."

"I kid, I kid! It's actually been good genes and luck. Religion is a lie! Vote leftist! Have a nice day!"

 

[the 4th hanson bro]

Hookers and blow.

 

[RJDiogenes]

"Entropy is a wimp, kid. And so are you. Now get off my astroturf."

 

[scotpens]

"I made a pact with the Devil."

 

[Miss Chicken]

BTW my aunt Eva reached 100 last year but died a few months later. The reporter doesn't seem to have asked her secret of long life.

 

[rhubarbodendron]

^^I know of no pact you have with me

 

[RandyS]

"You really want to know?"

 

[Captain Ice]

"Easy peazy. Sex, marijuana, liquor, methamphetamines, cigarettes, and sniffing glue. I did 'em all every day!"

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

Anyone who gets to 110 and doesn't troll the reporter disappoints me

 

[Timewalker]

"I'm Gallifreyan."

It would be nice to live that long. Halley's Comet is due back the same year that I turn 99. I didn't get a good look at it last time, so it owes me.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

Your sight may well suck by then though so Halley will get the last laugh!

 

[Velocity]

This isn't considered "old" to people on my planet.

 

[RJDiogenes]

It would be nice to live that long. Halley's Comet is due back the same year that I turn 99. I didn't get a good look at it last time, so it owes me.

My minimum goal is 115. I want to see the Tricentennial.

 

[trekkiedane]

"A good night's sleep -every night, plenty of ruffage, five-ply ultra-soft TP and lots and lots and lots of gay sex."


Would be what I would say.

 

[Peach Wookiee]

"I... don't know..."

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

"The secret of life is...not dying."

 

[ManOnTheWave]

Assuming am in good enough health to do this, I'll look straight into the camera and say, "Why the secret to good health and long life is simple. It's --- URK!" and then pretend to drop over dead.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

ROSEBUD.

 

[RandyS]

It would be nice to live that long. Halley's Comet is due back the same year that I turn 99. I didn't get a good look at it last time, so it owes me.

My minimum goal is 115. I want to see the Tricentennial.

I'll only be 106 then, and I plan to live to see 130.

 

[HIjol]

It would be nice to live that long. Halley's Comet is due back the same year that I turn 99. I didn't get a good look at it last time, so it owes me.

My minimum goal is 115. I want to see the Tricentennial.

I'll only be 106 then, and I plan to live to see 130.

I will be 104 for Haley, and plan to live until we perfect the Replicator !