If you live to be 110 or so and some reporter sticks a microphone in front of you and asks you the secret of your long life, what will you tell him/her (you do not have to tell the truth).
A question to answer when you get really old
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I'll just quote -- if I can remember it -- McCoy:
"What's so damned troublesome about not having died?"
"What's so damned troublesome about not having died?"
"Devout laziness kept my blood pure."
"Try and drink a cup of your own pee at least once a week."
"I'll be damned if I'm going to miss first contact!"
"Oh child.. if I told you that it would dilute my powers."
"Saurkraut. Do you eat saurkraut? NO? Well back in the day we ate it every meal, on toast, in porridge, piled like a slop mountain on our steaks. I keep to the old ways and as you can see I'm still here while my ex-peers who grew to disdain the kraut are DEAD.
: giggles :"
"Try and drink a cup of your own pee at least once a week."
"I'll be damned if I'm going to miss first contact!"
"Oh child.. if I told you that it would dilute my powers."
"Saurkraut. Do you eat saurkraut? NO? Well back in the day we ate it every meal, on toast, in porridge, piled like a slop mountain on our steaks. I keep to the old ways and as you can see I'm still here while my ex-peers who grew to disdain the kraut are DEAD.
: giggles :"
Living is simply a good deal better than the alternative.
You're a rascally old geezer Australis 
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