N.S.F.W.
Little Suzie came home from school with a smile on her face and told her mother, 'Johnny Brown showed me his weenie today at the playground!'
Before the mother could raise a concern, Suzie went on to say, 'It reminded me of a peanut.'
Relaxing with a hidden smile, Suzie's Mom asked, 'Really small, was it?'
Suzie replied, 'No... Salty.'
Mom Fainted
Little Suzie came home from school with a smile on her face and told her mother, 'Johnny Brown showed me his weenie today at the playground!'
Before the mother could raise a concern, Suzie went on to say, 'It reminded me of a peanut.'
Relaxing with a hidden smile, Suzie's Mom asked, 'Really small, was it?'
Suzie replied, 'No... Salty.'
Mom Fainted