A Nightmare in the Engineering Brewery

[Hatter76]

 

[Yeoman Randi]

^ Hehe these are great!

 

[cooleddie74]

Well that explains what happened to Admiral Archer's prize beagle.

Freddy needed a late-night nosh.

 

[Wynterhawk]

Well that explains what happened to Admiral Archer's prize beagle.

Freddy needed a late-night nosh.

poor dog.

 

[Jeri]

Never fear; on the last page of the novelization, it says a beagle materialized on a pad of the Enterprise's transporter, safe and sound.

 

[cooleddie74]

PORTHOS:Don't tell Jonathan or this Jim Kirk guy...but I went walkies on the transport pad.

 

[bbailey861]

As long as the beer is saved....

 

[cooleddie74]

Beer with a warp plasma chaser.

Yep. What liver WOULDN'T be in better condition after that?

 

[Jeri]

As long as the beer is saved....

They wouldn't wreck it; it's a beer truck!

 

[cooleddie74]

The USS Pilsner is heading for this thread on a slightly wobbly and disjointed intercept course...going one warp factor over the legal limit.

 

[M'Sharak]

Call me when the USS Real Ale checks in.

 

[cooleddie74]

I think we're ALL still waiting on that vessel.

 

[Sector 7]

but... but... Sam Adams says THEY are the real thing...

[I must confess ALL beer smells nasty to me, so I am not much of a judge. The closest I come to beer is Smirnoff Ice Red Label.]

 

[cooleddie74]

Beer does smell kinda unpalatable doesn't it? I can drink it, but I'd be lying if I said I like how most of them smell when you pop a bottle or can open.

 

[KimMH]

It does tend to smell better after you've actually consumed a couple . . .