"Angel One"--Bleh. Not worth hating, even. Is it just me, or are the "amazons" not nearly as amazonian as they make them out to be? And the actor playing the stranded ship captain gave a cringe-inducing performance.
IIRC, this is the one in which they make a big deal about having to face off with some Romulans...then, a few episodes later (in either production or airing order) in "Heart of Glory", Picard seems sincere when he says that they haven't heard the name "Romulans" in a long time.
Yeah, the occasional WTF reference to the Prime Directive not applying to civilians does tend to pop up in modern Trek...but I don't buy it. If it only applied to Starfleet, then any entrepreneur with access to an FTL ship could run around exploiting alien cultures to their benefit.
My rationalization would be that Starfleet enforces laws against civilians dealing with non-spacefaring cultures; but civilians would be relatively free to interact with other spacefaring cultures at their own risk.
"11001001"--I remember the whole Minuet thing being a bit of a mindblower when I originally saw this one (which was first-run in this case)...perhaps this is something of what others saw in "The Big Goodbye". It was a nice touch how they brought her back in "Future Imperfect".
Much like in many of the movies, the Enterprise travels at Speed of Plot in this one, making a journey between star systems in what couldn't have been more than a couple of hours to Picard and Riker. And if the Bynar System was at all close to the Starbase, how could they not know that the sun had gone nova?
"When the Bough Breaks"--Yech. I don't hate this one just because it's a Wesley episode, but I can't say much good about it nonetheless. The most unintentionally-funny part is when the girl makes the instrument play that treacly Wesley synth theme and the old maestro reacts like it's the most tragically beautiful piece he's ever heard. Doesn't listen to much classical, does he? Might I suggest a little Tchaikovsky?
And I'm generally not impressed with artistic tools that let you spit out a "work of art" in less time than it takes to think about it.
"Home Soil"--A decent enough (if hardly original) concept bogged down by its methodical execution. Might have been saved if they'd been able to show us some "before and after" terraforming. The Eurasian chick is pretty hot. The blond terraformer acts like he's never heard of Data...if he's the only arguably-sentient android around, and he's been around for 18 years, I'd think that word of his existence would have gotten around to any who might be interested in such things. I'm sure there were a few articles in the 24th Century equivalent of
Popular Mechanics. And that guy isn't old enough to have been isolated on that planet that long...he should have been learning about Data in school.
It's a testament to the blahness of this episode that the most entertaining part for me is the cheap fanboy thrill of seeing the actor who played General Gogol in another role. "Let me assure you, my government had no prior knowledge of alien life on this planet."
"Coming of Age"--Better than the average late-first-season episode, but that's faint praise. I guess this would be the first in a long tradition of unauthorized shuttle launches in modern Trek. It always amuses me that they always detect these launches...and there's apparently some procedure in place through which they're theoretically supposed to be able to abort them...but even Data, who's got to be the fastest Ops officer in Starfleet by a wide margin, can't seem to abort them in time. Makes you wonder why anyone else would even bother trying. Definite drinking game material.
"Heart of Glory"--It was about time, and while this one seems weak in light of Moore's later development of the Klingons, this was the episode that laid the groundwork for that exploration. Yeah, the VISOR thing comes off as blatant filler...would have fit a bit better in the first half of the season, which had a bit more of the "joy of discovery" vibe going on. The other Klingon--you know, the one not played by Vaughn Armstrong--comes off as more of a LARPer than the genuine article. If the Simpsons' Comic Book Guy won the dream role of appearing as a Klingon on TNG, this would be his performance.
"The Arsenal of Freedom"--The "musical engineers" thing was just getting silly at this point. (My "in-universe" rationalization: as the first Galaxy-class to see active service, they were using it as a training ground to qualify engineers for the ships in the class that were still being constructed. Might I dare to imagine that Logan or Leland T. Lynch blew up with the Yamato?) I saw part of this first-run, and I think it was a big deal at the time because we'd seen so little out-and-out action at this point in the show. Vincent Schiavelli was entertaining. Geordi sure must have made quite an impression here, because having only recently been promoted to Lt., JG, he wound up rising two more ranks in as many years! Talk about the fast track! He should have been sitting at some Starbase giving Picard orders by the end of the series.
And was the info that the hologram was giving about Rice's ship supposed to be accurate? Because I find it hard to swallow that in the 24th Century, Starfleet is still using ships with a maximum speed of Warp 3. Can't blame Riker for turning down command of that garbage scow!
"Symbiosis"--Drugs are bad, 'mkay? Almost vaguely interesting for seeing Merritt Butrick and Judson Scott in the same Trek installment again, though both were wasted in this clunker.
"Skin of Evil"--Would be completely forgettable if it didn't happen to be Tasha's send-off. It was a pity to see her go so soon, but we lost a potentially-strong female character and gained Worf falling into the role that he should have been conceived for. A man standing in black goo is the best representation of pure evil that they could come up with? The funeral scene is what made the episode for me...too bad we had to sit through the rest of it. (Hmmm...might it have been more daring and intriguing if Tasha had died in some unseen away mission, sort of like "The Bonding", and the entire episode had focused on the crew dealing with the loss of their comrade? Granted, the show just didn't quite have the chops to pull that one off yet.) And this was but one of many examples of how cringeworthy Troi was first season...I always had more of a problem with her than Wesley.
And what was with this week's engineer? The bits where he seemed to try Picard's patience by announcing himself by his full name seemed like half a joke that never paid off. All I can think is that this is the point when Picard had decided to promote Geordi out of pure frustration from dealing with all of these yellow-shirted yahoos.
"We'll Always Have Paris"--Meh. Do I see a pattern here? Like I said before, I missed most of the post-hiatus episodes in first run...as a result, when my interest in the show returned, and before the show went into syndication, I considered these missed early episodes to be something of a "holy grail". I must be the only TNG fan in existence who actually enjoyed "Shades of Gray" when it first aired, because I appreciated the glimpses at episodes that I hadn't seen. When I finally caught these episodes, I really wanted to like them...but I discovered for myself just why people tended to be so down on the first season. Minus the "joy of discovery" factor that I felt in watching the first 10 episodes in first run...there wasn't much to brag of here. This show must have survived only because viewers desperately wanted it to be the show that it managed to become by third season.
"Conspiracy"--Interesting, but not as good as it could have been...particularly if it had been a homegrown conspiracy as reportedly conceived. It seems like lacking the memories of those whom they inhabit would be the biggest achilles heel that these creatures could have. And the depiction of Starfleet HQ never rang true to me, conspiracy-induced "slow day" or no. Not to mention the WTF of seeing Riker almost knocked out by a slowly-applied Vulcan nerve pinch. It was like what we'd get if Spock had tried using it on Adam West's Batman..."Nerve pinch...can't fight back...losing consciousness...Ah, thank you, Boy Wonder!" And this would be the first in a series of unconvincing "guest Vulcans" on TNG. Suzie Plakson seemed to be the only one who'd done her homework.
"The Neutral Zone"--About a month ago, upon revisiting this one on DVD, I started a thread concerning my major issue with this episode:
link.
Looks like I'm caught up for the moment, but you guys are probably going to zip right past me in Season Two.