Dalek (****)
Right, I'll say it now. Dalek is not a 5 star story. It's only just about a 4 star story. Very good, but not perfect, and even then, a large amount of its appeal comes from the fanservice value. And the fact it's not the previous two episodes. And that I didn't notice the sonic screwdriver making an appearance.
So, the Tardis materialises in an underground museum in 2012, having been attracted there by a signal, or something. It's nice when they give a reason for the Tardis being somewhere. That's not sarcasm, it really is one of the first things I look for. And it's immediately a cool museum, because we see a Cyberman's head. A classic Cyberman. That is a fantastic thing to see, and this is the first time I really feel this new series takes place in the same continuity as the old one.
We then see the guy who owns it: an unlikeable yank who has this underground museum of extraterrestrial artifacts, who fires people at the drop of a bad joke, chooses the President, and owns the internet. I am sure he will end the episode unscathed. That is sarcasm.
Now, we know the episode is called Dalek, so there's no mystery as to what is being tortured. Even so, we don't see it yet, and that does successfully build our anticipation.
So, we have a bit of chat between the Doctor and van Statten, and then we get to it. And before the Doctor goes in, he's offered big rubber gloves, being told that the last person who touched it burst into flames. He turns them down though, because presumably he remembers from the previous episode that things that are deadly to humans aren't deadly to him. But yeah, the Doctor goes in and the lights are down. Why the lights are down but then only go up after the Doctor and the Dalek have talked a bit doesn't really make sense, but...well, it's dramatic, innit.
Now, as I say, I've seen every episode of all 4 series, but I still got a kick out of seeing this scene again. And I may have issues with the ninth Doctor character (or at least, I seem to the way RTD writes him), but Eccleston's acting is note perfect. We can buy it that the Doctor's experienced a lot of trauma with these creatures, and as he turns on the torture at the end, we feel sympathy for them both.
The updated Dalek design is also brilliant, like it's a small tank, while still being obviously a Dalek and looking like a classic Dalek. It's a shame they couldn't manage the same trick with the new Cybermen, but that's a criticism for another series.
Then we sadly leave that action and get some talk between Rose and this Adam guy. Comparatively uncompelling to what we've just seen.
And then the Doctor gives us the backstory we've been craving since the start of the series, but it gets him chained up and tortured too. I really didn't expect that. Shouldn't have told van Statten he's an alien.
Meanwhile, Rose goes and has a chat with the Dalek, and we really feel for it. And Rose goes and touches it. Now, was it all a plot by the Dalek? I suppose so. And how just being touched would revive it is a shaky concept, even with later explanation, but right then the first thing I thought was didn't we get told that the last person who touched it burst into flames? Meh, we've got the first Dalek since 1988 up and running, I'll buy the conceit.
So, after putting its plunger to good use, it drains (eheh, drains/plunger?) a load of energy out of the grid and learns the entire internet. Of course, at the time, the two biggest things on the internet would probably have been pornography (obviously) and speculation about the first Dalek on new Doctor Who. Maybe that's why they set it in 2012. But now we get a Dalek as we've always wanted to see one. And it's an absolute joy to watch. I mean, sure, lots of people are dying, but once their families find out it was by the first Dalek in nearly 20 years, I'm sure they'll understand.
Anyway, turns out nifty old van Stratten has some alien weapons, but they're all in the vault, and they can't get there because of the Dalek being in the way. Damn shame. Looks like they can't alien weapon their way out of this one. I wonder how things will be resolved if not with alien weapons.
We then get the obligatory stairs scene, and for those who never saw Remembrance, we find out Daleks can hover. Adam and Rose keep running, and then the Dalek gets cornered by more soldiers/guards/whatever vanStrat employs them for. The Doctor gives advice over the radio to keep aiming for the dome and eyepiece, and then the arrogant commander says he knows how the fight one tin robot. A word of advice: if you find yourself in an episode of new Doctor Who and don't want to die, don't act like a stupid or unpleasant person. Unless it's an RTD script and you're the Doctor, in which case be as unpleasant as you want because you're the Doctor and the audience has to like you.
...sorry, got carried away there. So we get another cool scene in which the Dalek sets off the sprinklers and kills everyone by electrocuting them with one shot. Which, as I say, is a cool scene, but they all seem to be wearing thick boots, so should they all go down? Meh, Dalek tech I suppose. So those big rubber gloves that got offered to the Doctor earlier may not have helped anyway.
And now we hear that Rose's DNA helped the Dalek because she's a time traveller, explaining why she didn't burst into flames. I must have missed the episode where we find out that time travel dramatically changes your DNA. Still, I'll go with it. It's a Dalek!
We then get more play on the duality of the Dalek and the Doctor, both being the last of their race and the Doctor's outright hatred and such. It's all good stuff. Dalek carries on moving, and so Rose and Adam have to run ahead of it so it can be shut in. And this time, rather than his unbelievable quasi-love story melodrama with Rose like last time, the Doctor realises he has to seal her in to save everyone else, maybe even the whole world. That's more like it.
We hear the cry of "Exterminate!" and the sound of the Dalek gun, so obviously it sounds like she's dead now. Of course, she isn't. The poor Dalek is mad, and shoots around pointlessly instead. Only, disappointingly, the love story returns when the Doctor gives in to the Dalek's ultimatum of release or Rose gets it. Gee thanks Doctor, we're all dead now. Maybe that's what all this 2012 stuff was about...
And remember how all the alien guns were in the vault which is now sealed off, so the story can't possibly be resolved with aliens guns? Turns out Adam was cataloguing some other alien guns and those alien guns aren't in the vault. And one of them actually works. Bargain. Perhaps we're not completely doomed then.
Meanwhile, even though the Dalek's on the loose again, he's softened up a bit, and all he wants it a bit of sun. Bless. And because Rose has nice pretty DNA, the Dalek's stopped being all bad. Which makes you wonder that if all Daleks have this mechanism, whereby they can get re-energised by a touch from a time traveller, they'd make sure the DNA wouldn't start stopping them from being a Dalek. But it does, and he can't cope, so he tops himself. Sad to see the last of the Daleks go out with a whimper rather than a bang. He is the last of the Daleks, right?
Anyway, it seems poor van Statten won't fare much better. Maybe we're meant to find it karmic that his mind is going to get wiped and he'll end up a homeless druggie, but the bleeding heart liberal in me finds that a bit harsh.
So the Doctor and Rose leave, and Adam goes with them. I'm sure he'll do fine.
Am I being too nitpicky? 4 stars feels a little bit kind to my mind, but it is great to see a Dalek in action this way, and it was very enjoyable, indeed even engrossing. Anyway, it looks like next week RTD is dusting off his sonic pen. Will it be 5th time lucky?