Please don't listen to us.
Don't ever, ever, ever, ever read anything we have to say.
We are insane.
That is all.
Don't ever, ever, ever, ever read anything we have to say.
We are insane.
That is all.
A Desperate Plea to J.J. Abrams and Co.
- Thread starter Samuel T. Cogley
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Seconded!
Sharr
Sharr
But if he's never to listen to you, he's got to override this message and do the opposite of what it says, which is listening to you, and then he's listening to you not to listen to you, so he shouldn't, so he should, so he shouldn't so he...
What a paradox! But a pointless one. Just because Abrams listens doesn't mean he has to do anything. He could just humour a fan and then block his recommendation of a ten minute scene showing resurrected Trip Super-Tucker leap over a speeding phaser beam out of his mind.
So listen, Abrams, and remember: We're pathetic losers who haven't made Emmy-winning shows and blockbuster movies.
What a paradox! But a pointless one. Just because Abrams listens doesn't mean he has to do anything. He could just humour a fan and then block his recommendation of a ten minute scene showing resurrected Trip Super-Tucker leap over a speeding phaser beam out of his mind.
So listen, Abrams, and remember: We're pathetic losers who haven't made Emmy-winning shows and blockbuster movies.
"You lie, but if everything you say is a lie then you must be telling the truth, but you cannot be telling the truth because everything you say is a lie... you lie, you tell the truth, you– Illogical! Illogical! Please explain! You are human! Only humans can explain their behavior!"
[Norman's head explodes]
Expand the episode by adding subplots and things, but keep the campy humour!DumbDumb2007
Commander
They want to make Top Gun in outer space !
SAM COGLEY: "Look... this thread still has the old tag on, never even been read."
J.J. ABRAMS: [points his finger] "Never been read...?"
SAM COGLEY: "Don't touch it!"
J.J. ABRAMS: "We'll I wasn't going to touch it, I was just pointing at it."
SAM COGLEY: "Well... don't point! It can't be read."
J.J. ABRAMS: "Don't point, okay. Can I look at it?"
SAM COGLEY: "No. no. That's it, you've seen enough of that one."
Even if he wanted to listen to us, who would he listen to? For every fan, there's likely 10 different opinions for the every subject!
JJ-
Sam's got it right. But if you chose to go against his wisdom, please pick your fan wisely.
JJ-
Sam's got it right. But if you chose to go against his wisdom, please pick your fan wisely.
My God! Something STC said that I actually AGREE with.
But if you don't want him to read anything we have to say, does this include this post?
Dear Mr. Abrams;
Please bring me Star Trek for Christmas. I've been bad, however I am willing to give you 6 bucks. Plus a 50 cent tip if you put my name in the credits.
-Thanks
PS. If your movie is about futuristic computers that threaten our freedom, I will know that you stole my idea.
Please bring me Star Trek for Christmas. I've been bad, however I am willing to give you 6 bucks. Plus a 50 cent tip if you put my name in the credits.
-Thanks
PS. If your movie is about futuristic computers that threaten our freedom, I will know that you stole my idea.
When do we start throwing shit at each other?
Only monkeys do that...
Ah, oh I see, never mind...
Ah, oh I see, never mind...
You mean we haven't started yet?!?!
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