a caption spooky this way comes

[pookha]

this is the first of the theme caption contest and in honor of halloween we have some spooky moments.
have a ghoul time

to prior business first the winner of the

Nebusj said:

When weeks go by without a single alien contact Archer beats himself up just to stay in prime ``getting-beat-up'' form.

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and the honorable mentions are..

Rotten Broccoli said:

"Dammit, Harvey. Stop screwing around!"

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jonnyskywatcher said:

Malcolm was beginning to think that perhaps selling the hidden camera footage on the ship in mass quantities hadn't been his brightest idea.

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Rat Boy said:

Archer: "Hmmmm, that's odd. My coffee usually doesn't start flying until after 0900."

 

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[Kegek]

Bryan: Uh, they're looking around. This is weird.
Brain: Chill, Bryan, chill.

Bryan: Dude, this is really creepy.
Brain: That Vulcan chick is hot.

Bryan: What Vulcan chick? Oh, yeah...

Bryan: Oh crap, they saw us!

Bryan: Now they're shooting. Not cool.
Brain: (shrug) It was worth it. For the home video.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Nimoy: That was great. Love the interplay of light and shadow. Now on to the nudes.

Blalock: Wha...?

Trip: ohhhkay, The powers off. The fuse box is in the basement and homicidal maniac is on the loose killing all our friends.

Archer: You go first.

Reed: Anyone else see a glowing dancing Snoopy? Because I saw a glowing, dancing Snoopy!

Jesus!!! I'm a Freaking Forehead alien!!!!!

Phlox: Sub-Commander, you've just touched Denobulan erogenous zone.

Next year, I plan the vacation!.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Hello, darkness...my old thy'la."

"Hey, Captain...Crewman Shaggy and Technician Scooby said somethin' about that door back there leadin' to a dark passageway with some ghosts. Wanna go see?"

"No question whatsoever.

This place is not up to OSHA standards."

"NO. No thank you, I don't want a copy of THE WATCHTOWER. Thank you very much, now...go away. Please."

"T'Pol, I could have sworn for a brief moment that this plot was just about to get even more inane and ridiculous! I...I rarely get this way...but...I'm scared."

ALIEN #1:"Great. And how are we supposed to scare these Earth people? We have FISHBOWLS on our heads and look like Triffids."

ALIEN #2:"Don't say that. My great grandfather fought in the war against the Triffids!"

 

[pookha]

i am going to put up the next round of caps tonight.
some will be the forrest tribute.
but i am thinking of also featuring an episode that was either aired this time of year or happened during early october story wise.

i am using
http://enterprise.psiphi.org/content/ref/chron/
but psi phi didnt finish and season four insnt included.



is there a preference from the following episodes

#103 Fight or Flight 10/03/01

#203 Minefield 10/02/02

#304 Rajiin 10/01/03

#401 Storm Front, Part I 10/08/04



chronology

Sleeping Dogs

dawn

the shipment

 

[Kegek]

Storm Front sounds good. There are so many ways to make fun of EVIL ALIEN NAZIS!

 

[Nebusj]

And thank you for the win, by the way.

On the next Enterprise -- Captain Archer discovers a strange asteroid with the shape of First Officer T'Pol!

``I don't want to complain, Cap'n, but how come the on switch for the flashlight is brighter than the light part?''

``The key to faking out the first officer is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom.''

Once or twice a day, he pops his head out that window calling to Jo Anne Worley or Ruth Buzzi with the start of a corny old joke, and now and then it pays off.

``Oh, the ... we can't even have one decent fox trot without you people having some crisis, can we?''

Oh, gross, the aliens have chest phasers!

 

[cooleddie74]

And so the cover shoot for T'Pol's new rock album---MEET THE SUBCOMMANDER---commenced.

"Captain, this cross-promotion between our mission and Sci-Fi's GHOST HUNTERS ain't turnin' out to be as excitin' and spooky as I hoped. We haven't seen anything here!"

 

[cooleddie74]

"Quick, get the Earther's wallet!

RUN!!!"

 

[ThankQ]

"Don't press 'Start'. DON'T PRESS 'START'! Dammit! Get away from the microwave!"

 

[M'Sharak]

Nebusj said:

Once or twice a day, he pops his head out that window calling to Jo Anne Worley or Ruth Buzzi with the start of a corny old joke, and now and then it pays off.

Aaahhhptimiiiismmmmmm! [/joanneworley] (Slam!)

 

[LeadHead]

T'Pol was unable to continue her study of a nebula when Trip's all-night HALO 3 match had used up all the ships power.

Archer: Trip, I really don't like these haunted houses.
Trip: Captain! What's Scooby Doo doing here?

Reed: Damnit T'Pol! I knew we shouldn't have stopped here to ask for directions!

This one's a 2 parter...

Hoshi knew Phlox was a little jumpy on Halloween so she decided to dress up as him for her costume.

T'Pol" Doctor, I assure you there is nothing to worry about...
Phlox: Thank you T'Pol, I appreciate-
(Phlox sees Hoshi)
Phlox: Wait! There I AM!!!!!!

Archer faced his greatest danger ever as Alien Money Thieves called The "Corporate-ians" attack Enterprise.

 

[cooleddie74]

"It's true...you CAN see the popcorn popping! The old myths about Earth microwaves aren't just balderdash!"

 

[cooleddie74]

"Dammit, Xytilsik!

I told you we should have tried looting an EMPTY ship!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

ALIEN: "If anyone asks, tell them we are the Ferengi."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Mrs. Soffel...is...is that you in there, ma'am?"

 

[cooleddie74]

Fishbowl Triffids always had a difficult time boarding and looting alien ships.

 

[pookha]

i havent given up but things have been hetic and
also with the holidays coming up,
people on various breaks ect
i am posting the new thread after thanksgiving.

it will be a tribute to forrest and
also two episodes one being the storm front duo/

storm front is like a goldmine of caption silliness.



but i need help on forrest.
there isnt a lot of good ones so if
people have one they think might make
a good caption please pm me.

thanks to everyone who has contributed to this.

 

[cooleddie74]

Interspecies tech support was always a hazardous proposition, especially when commlines were down.