My Dog Screamed Fuck Today
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My dog screamed "FUCK!" today.
My morning coffee went straight into my lap. Scalded a perfectly good pair of nuts.
It was remarkable.
"You've never spoken before", said I, after applying some nut balm.
"I had nothing to say."
"What made you speak today?"
"Harlan Ellison died today."
"Did you know him well?"
"He kicked me, once."
"Did you deserve it?"
"He thought that I did."
"Is that enough?"
"Yes."
My dog screamed "FUCK TODAY!"
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My dog screamed "FUCK!" today.
My morning coffee went straight into my lap. Scalded a perfectly good pair of nuts.
It was remarkable.
"You've never spoken before", said I, after applying some nut balm.
"I had nothing to say."
"What made you speak today?"
"Harlan Ellison died today."
"Did you know him well?"
"He kicked me, once."
"Did you deserve it?"
"He thought that I did."
"Is that enough?"
"Yes."
My dog screamed "FUCK TODAY!"
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