Granted I didn't even know we were supose to be snowflakes until a month ago when I rejoined the internet but the internet has never lied to me before so I trust it's not lying now.
1 It's time to redo our safe places. I think the general perception is that when we go to are safe places, all we do is go talk to ourselves, reaffirming our beliefs by having people we know agree's with us prove they agree with us by having them agree with ourselves. We need to spice things up. from now when you and your friends go to a safe place you should bring nail guns. We can get into some really cool and badass nail gun fights with each other. I would like to see conservatives having just as much dangerous fun in their unsafe places.
2 It's also time to redo participation trophies we give to kid's for playing sports. I'm not saying gt ride up them but only one trophie per team. If a little league team for example looses in the championship game the kids must then fight each other to the death in some kind of "Anchorman" style battle royale to see which kid gets to take home the second place trophy. We will still make sure though the kids are treated fairly, Some kid's for example might come from homes were they have more money to spend on weapons. It's wouldn't s be fair if little Tommy has to fight with a stick while little Billy get's to use a flamethrower just because his parents are rich.
3 It's time to give up at stoping global warming. We all know it's not going to happen and if we try were proably 10 years to late to actually stop the problem, anyway. The answer is finding ways to survive the change. It's ovious the answer is robot bodies that can hold our human brains inside. Robot's don't need safe drinking water or a clean enviroment. They can function in any enviroment. Also just image how much awesome are nail gun fights and child death battle's will be when you add robot bodies to the mix.
Jason
1 It's time to redo our safe places. I think the general perception is that when we go to are safe places, all we do is go talk to ourselves, reaffirming our beliefs by having people we know agree's with us prove they agree with us by having them agree with ourselves. We need to spice things up. from now when you and your friends go to a safe place you should bring nail guns. We can get into some really cool and badass nail gun fights with each other. I would like to see conservatives having just as much dangerous fun in their unsafe places.
2 It's also time to redo participation trophies we give to kid's for playing sports. I'm not saying gt ride up them but only one trophie per team. If a little league team for example looses in the championship game the kids must then fight each other to the death in some kind of "Anchorman" style battle royale to see which kid gets to take home the second place trophy. We will still make sure though the kids are treated fairly, Some kid's for example might come from homes were they have more money to spend on weapons. It's wouldn't s be fair if little Tommy has to fight with a stick while little Billy get's to use a flamethrower just because his parents are rich.
3 It's time to give up at stoping global warming. We all know it's not going to happen and if we try were proably 10 years to late to actually stop the problem, anyway. The answer is finding ways to survive the change. It's ovious the answer is robot bodies that can hold our human brains inside. Robot's don't need safe drinking water or a clean enviroment. They can function in any enviroment. Also just image how much awesome are nail gun fights and child death battle's will be when you add robot bodies to the mix.
Jason
