Right now... Here I sit all broken hearted, came to take shit but only farted. It burns when I urinate, though. I guess this "Mad Cow"-like disease is worse than I expected...
Ummm. Jack? This disease doesn't have the side-effects relating to either bowel movements or urination.
... Damn. Well, I guess not much is going good for *me* today.
Story of my life. My name is Jack Bauer and today is... ungghhhhhhh.... the longest day of my life.
The following takes place between 2:00AM and 3:00AM
Events occur in real time.
Kiefer Kill Kounter: 24.5
.5 - Soul Patch Compound Sentry (With help from Agent Freckles)
Nichols' Body Guard
6 Dubaku Server Room Guards
Edward Vossler
4 Dubaku Grocery Store Stooges
Dubaku Chauffeur
6 Sangalian Soldiers
Benjamin Juma
Quinn
3 Dock/Cargo Container Storage Terrorists
Jack hasn't killed anyone since 11PM.
Ummm. Jack? This disease doesn't have the side-effects relating to either bowel movements or urination.
... Damn. Well, I guess not much is going good for *me* today.

The following takes place between 2:00AM and 3:00AM
Events occur in real time.
Kiefer Kill Kounter: 24.5
.5 - Soul Patch Compound Sentry (With help from Agent Freckles)
Nichols' Body Guard
6 Dubaku Server Room Guards
Edward Vossler
4 Dubaku Grocery Store Stooges
Dubaku Chauffeur
6 Sangalian Soldiers
Benjamin Juma
Quinn
3 Dock/Cargo Container Storage Terrorists
Jack hasn't killed anyone since 11PM.