24 - Day 7: 1:00AM - 2:00AM - Discussion and Spoilers

[Trekker4747]

Right now, my evil plans are all coming together, I don't quite know what my end-game is or why I'm doing half this stuff, I'm just kind of making it up as I go along. But damn can I toss some darts! My name is Jonas Hodges and today is the most convoluted day of my life.

The following takes place between 1:00AM and 2:00AM

Events occur in something akin to real time.

Kiefer Kill Kounter: 24.5
.5 - Soul Patch Compound Sentry (With help from Agent Freckles)
Nichols' Body Guard
6 Dubaku Server Room Guards
Edward Vossler
4 Dubaku Grocery Store Stooges
Dubaku Chauffeur
6 Sangalian Soldiers
Benjamin Juma
Quinn
3 Dock/Cargo Container Storage Terrorists
Jack hasn't killed anyone since 11PM.

 

[Procutus]

^

And he can chew the scenery as well!

I don't know how long I'll be with you guys tonight, I've been up since 2:00 A.M. with a toothache, and I'm kinda running on empty right about now.

See you in 40 minutes.

 

[Trekker4747]

... I'm kinda running on empty right about now.

Ew.

 

[Trekker4747]

GET YOUR DISCRETION HATS ON!!!!

 

[Neroon]

Wow... now I'm warping ahead 7+ years.

 

[Kira's Mom]

Aw, crap, we're going to see Kim tonight.

Here we go!

 

[Trekker4747]

Giant Kinetic Toy of DOOM!!!!!

 

[Mr. Adventure]

I just found out this Easter that my great aunt is an avid 24 watcher.

 

[Trekker4747]

Wow... now I'm warping ahead 7+ years.

More like 13.

 

[Klaus]

The return of Rack Baeur, sans cougar!

 

[Elemental]

Just finished last weeks episode 10 seconds ago. I noticed in the TV guide for tonight it has Elisha Cuthbert's name! Hopefully it's superhot-Kim from season 1 and not officewench-Kim from season 3.

 

[Trekker4747]

Just finished last weeks episode 10 seconds ago. I noticed in the TV guide for tonight it has Elisha Cuthbert's name! Hopefully it's superhot-Kim from season 1 and not officewench-Kim from season 3.

It's probably vapid dumb selfish bitch Kim from Seasons 1-5.

 

[Neroon]

Wow... now I'm warping ahead 7+ years.

More like 13.

Which is why I said "7+"

 

[Squiggy]

Why can't the people in the 24 universe elect a competent President?

 

[Elemental]

Looks like the President is pulling a Jack on this one. I don't need to tell anyone else about my plight! I'll handle it all myself while everyone else figures I'm going rogue!!

 

[Trekker4747]

Why can't the people in the 24 universe elect a competent President?

Says the guy who voted for Bush twice.

 

[Trekker4747]

"What does Hodges want?"
"I don't know."

Oddly, neither does he.

 

[Squiggy]

Also...I don't think it's a wise move to allow a madman threatening to melt the faces of people in 3 US Cities into the Oval Office 5 HOURS after half the White House got "blowed the fuck up."

Why can't the people in the 24 universe elect a competent President?

Says the guy who voted for Bush twice.

Low blow.

 

[Neroon]

How many Presidents on "24" were NOT naive on so many levels?

 

[Trekker4747]

Also...I don't think it's a wise move to allow a madman threatening to melt the faces of people in 3 US Cities into the Oval Office 5 HOURS after half the White House got "blowed the fuck up."

Yeah.

It's also dumb that the President is still in the Oval Office and not the underground Super Bunker we saw last season.