In the end, it's all fanwank.
Either enjoy the movies, or don't. Just don't try to tell people they're wrong for enjoying whatever Trek they enjoy.
But that's the thing. I'm not. I'm just pointing out that a few bits are utterly ridiculous and make no sense whatsoever. And that's pissing people off.
It's funny. People have this weird loop where they think the mere fact of them subjectively liking something makes it objectively good. Likewise, subjectively disliking something making it objectively bad. People seem to wrap their identity into things. So because a few of you like or love 2009, you take it personally when someone knocks it. And the reaction is, "I like it, therefore it's good." Newsflash, people like shit too. They simply justify it. People liked Sharknado enough for it to get two sequels. And there's the perennial favorite punching bag of 50 Shades of Grey.
The thing is what it is regardless of anyone's opinions either way. But that doesn't eliminate the flaws the films contain. They do exist. They're largely not about opinion. This shot over that shot, whatever. The shape of the Enterprise, whatever. But good storytelling is good storytelling. In a lot of places 2009 had some really great storytelling, but again, that doesn't eliminate the fact that in other places it completely failed at a basic storytelling level.
I'd like to point out that you can face an acadamic review post- graduation.
And if there's a school uniform, say an all red matching jacket and pants get up, do they make you wear that after you've graduated and come back? Seems rather odd to make a former student who's now graduated and moved on dress up to face a review. And there's the little glitch that the cadets are in all red, the instructors are in all black, and the other non-teacher officers are actually wearing their regular uniforms. So, by putting Kirk in the all-red cadet uniform he's most likely a cadet.
But then he's shown taking tests so he's probably not graduated. And if he's already graduated, why's he standing on line with all the cadets waiting for their assignments? That's a rather odd thing to do. If he's already graduated, he'd already have a ship that he was assigned to. Hmm... it's almost as if he were still a cadet... but that can't be right, because that wouldn't make a lick of sense.
...it's pretty pointless to say 'the fictional quasi-military school set 200 years in the future must work like this coz REALITY!'
I'm not arguing it should match reality, I'm saying how it's presented is insane. There's a difference.
So no Overgeeked, you don't have 'evidence'. As Martok put it, you've got fanon. We don't know how the Acadamy works, we don't know how long the time gap is between the Narada being destroyed and the ceremony, we don't know.
Well, we have what's actually shown on screen. That's evidence. We also have common sense and continuity. They can support or challenge assertions. We know a bit about how Starfleet Academy works, and we can guess that the rules and regulations would make at least a modicum of sense. Maybe not, but then this is the organization that puts an academically suspended cadet in charge of the flagship of the fleet because his mentor's an idiot and they're all clearly insane.
In the end, it's all fanwank.
Either enjoy the movies, or don't. Just don't try to tell people they're wrong for enjoying whatever Trek they enjoy.
Again, it's not about being wrong for enjoying something. Just acknowledging the thing's not perfect. But since so many people seem to wrap up their own personal identity in the things they like being considered objectively good, it's honestly no wonder. The sentiment seems to be: "I'm smart. I like it. I think it's good. Therefore anyone who doesn't like it is dumb. And anyone who disagrees with me is calling me dumb."
Attack!
No, it's: "I like it." End of. The quality is in no way connected to your opinion of it. Sorry.
Oh, I'm pretty sure the biggest JJ Abrams haters in the world (much less the extreme minority of them here) have still not convinced people to stop seeing his movies. Last I heard he's still a hugely successful movie director getting tons of people's asses in theater seats.
There it is. The argument from ticket sales. Who was it that said somewhere around here that "no one's made that argument". Whelp, yeah they have, coz there it is.
Oh, I'm quite sure of it too.
Still, it gets annoying when folk (no matter where they fit in the fandom) try to convince other folks that the Trek they enjoy is wrong on any and all counts.
Again, not about wrong, simply that it's not perfect. But apparently even that is a bridge too far.
EDIT: But whatever. I'm over it. This has been... special.