2009 unveiled by Psychic Nikki!

[Zulu Romeo]

Well, if her psychic abilities aren't up to scratch (which they aren't) she could take up Buddhist dentistry, in order to transcend dental medication.




OK, I'll stop with the bad puns. But I'm serious. Buddhist dentistry is a real discipline, requiring years of barefoot labour and spirit-crushing mental torment in order to master its subtleties. Somehow I don't think she'd manage that, come to think of it, and it would leave her mind broken, her feet battered and worn, and her dental health in a worse state. Yes, she'd become a super-callused fragile mystic hexed with halitosis.

Nice try, but no Poppins pun will ever exceed this 2000 headline from The Sun.

The sequel was just as good, when Celtic got their revenge several years later: "Super Caley Go Back Home Sick: Celtic Are Ferocious"
[Winner of the Golden Grinding Crowbar that year, no doubt - someone]

 

[Gil T.Azell]

ragedy around a ski lift,
None reported.

well unless you count the people who ski into trees, rocks etc. while sking beyond their abilities.
( it's a tragety for their families & freinds)
so maybe a 1/4 point here.

Danger around Barack Obama.
Assassination attempt around Barack Obama.
Assassination Barack Obama – New Martin Luther King.

(Plausible there are enough redneck racists out there who would try. I pray and hope this doesn't happen.)

Within 24 months a UFO will land and there will be more sightings.

Where In Bubba Joes Corn feild or Washington,DC?
Oh wait some MIB named "K" will show up and say
"The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus"