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  1. The Wormhole

    Spoilers Strange New Worlds General Discussion Thread

    This "joke" is already eight years old. Another ten years won't improve it.
  2. Jayson1

    Spoilers Strange New Worlds General Discussion Thread

    Or perhaps they just need time to ferment. Trust me. In 10 years you will be howling with laughter at this joke!
  3. Turtletrekker

    Spoilers Strange New Worlds General Discussion Thread

    Jokes that weren't funny the first time don't get better with age.
  4. Turtletrekker

    ST Picard: Things that just happen

    ...timeline would never have met Guinan. ETA: I never heard the Matalas explanation that The Wormhole gave above, I just rather felt that it was obvious on the spot while watching the episode. Punk on bus was just a silly joke that I didn't put too much thought into. Sometimes, a joke is just a...
  5. Callum MacLeod

    Teaser scenes

    ..."Yes, sir. But I wasn't going to pry." Ro replied honestly. "Long story short I've rejected my Vulcan side and embraced my human side. I'm as emotional as any Human." Thorne explained, "Hell, I even love telling dad jokes. But since I don't have any kids i guess that makes me a... faux pa."
  6. Danja

    Galaxy Quest Series Back On

    Maybe they could spoof Star Trek's ship naming conventions (have a new crew take command of the Protector-C). Maybe they could work Daryl Mitchell into the series (similar to how Disco wrote Kenneth Mitchell's wheelchair into the show after he was diagnosed with ALS).
  7. Owain Taggart

    Galaxy Quest Series Back On

    ...of their ship, ergo their very lives are at stake. And Jason tells his crew that they need to hit back at the union and strike. The joke could be that the crew was never going to be replaced in the first place, but that what they saw was a shakedown cruise of an upgraded new ship with...
  8. Oddish

    Technology doesn't always work out..... Here's some fails

    Atari and Intellivision seemed similar in the home video game market, though technically neither was successful long term.
  9. A

    Technology doesn't always work out..... Here's some fails

    Well, of course tech doesn't always work out. If it did, we'd probably have been flying even since before the agricultural revolution (just think of all the advantages it would bring to hunting). I'm sure some cavemen must have made attempts at that. Joking aside, tech fails (for reasons other...
  10. Kraig

    Things that frustrate us all

    ...only two Nimitz class Carriers (Nimitz & Ike) serving, and six months before I got out the Vinson was commissioned. Also, east coast carrier operations near CONUS were either in the Caribbean Sea or off the coast of North Carolina. The story sounds more like a Coast Guard joke than anything else.
  11. Nerys Myk

    Spin-Off starts shooting in Septrmber!

    You're joking right?
  12. Nerys Myk

    DC Cinematic Universe ( The James Gunn era)

    Joke about his drawing skills. Feet are a problem.
  13. D

    Spoilers The Reality War grade and discussion thread

    The problem seems to have been a simple matter of timing. Doctor Who restarted in March 2005. and Enterprise had already been cancelled. There might have been a tiny window for a crossover, but it was before Who had comeback, and would have complicated schedules on an outgoing series.
  14. Orac

    Contest: ENTER Voyager Caption Contest #244: The One Where Chakotay gets a Head Injury

    ...The highly coveted Captain's Choice Award goes to @Leviathan with: Star Trek Voyager: Wish.com version After much deliberation Best Fart Joke goes to @tharpdevenport with: Torres: "Unfortunately, your plan to have Tuvok simply just hold his farts in, did not work, as demonstrated by...
  15. Emperor-Tiberius

    Spoilers The Reality War grade and discussion thread

    ...outwardly terrible Series 2: A wishy-washy tale about a returning villain who, unlike Sutekh in the previous series, is instead presented as a joke Mummy who eats the amazing Rani, just as she's returned, babies that shouldn't exist but actually do, the retconning of Belinda as a working mom...
  16. Velocity

    What are you doing at this moment?

    Laughing at my son's joke: A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks, "Is this stool taken"?
  17. D

    Spoilers The Reality War grade and discussion thread

    For the benefit of Americans who might not get the joke, The Two Ronnies was a long-running BBC comedy show with the catchphrase "And it's good night from me, and good night from him." Charlton Heston was a fan, and guested in the final episode.
  18. Turtletrekker

    Spoilers The Reality War grade and discussion thread

    As much as I love the fact that Jodie Whitaker flipped the script with the "oh you redecorated" joke with her own TARDIS by saying "I really like it", I love even more that she got to use the traditional version of the line here. Just goes to show you, Doctors like their own TARDIS's and nobody...
  19. Starkers

    Spoilers The Reality War grade and discussion thread

    ...going to be a huge star. For the rest... a tale of two Anitas. Anita coming back from the time hotel yay! Anita Dobson cracking a two Ranis joke, double yay! Thought Ruby got more to do than Belinda. Would be happy with either coming back. Poppy is adorable! Why did Rose (Nobel) appear...
  20. Daedalus

    Spoilers The Reality War grade and discussion thread

    That was a nice touch
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