Cap Con 82: A Singular Obsession

Nerys Myk · Mar 25, 2012

But First, after some delay, the WINNERS!

Good News Bad News Award

Mistral said:
Phlox: "This is a good news/bad news kind of thing. The good news is, you don't have testicular cancer. The bad news is you don't have testicles either."

TSA Has Nothing On Them Award.

CorporalCaptain said:
General Gosis: As you can see, our immigration and customs services are overstaffed. Despite having scanned your bodies using radiation of theoretically every type and wavelength - and found nothing - it will be necessary to perform deep cavity searches. Searching by hand for contraband this thoroughly is good for the morale of the men. Afterwards, we would be happy to discuss the possibility of trade with your planet.

Snapshot Award

Jonas Grumby said:
Phlox: "Just another second. Let me set the focus, then I'll snap the picture."
Trip: "Hurry up, Doc. I think I feel the little glasses-and-beard thingie slipping!"

Its Pronounce "Ven Gach" Award

Gep Malakai said:
REED: "A planet of Van Goghs. Who would have thought?"

An Elegant Weapon Photoshop Award

Starpaul20 said:

Your Prize:

Nerys Myk · Mar 25, 2012

And Now the pics for this contest:

Finn · Mar 25, 2012

Phlox: You are done! How do you feel?

Mayweather: Aye sir! Full impulse

Mistral · Mar 26, 2012

Thanks for the win!-Mistral

Finn said:

Mayweather: "But why am I your practice dummy?"

Phlox: "It's not like you have anything else to do around here..."

Kirby · Mar 26, 2012

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Trip: Why are we doing this? Well let's just say that Porthos isn't the only one on the ship that has problems digesting cheese. Every few days I come in with some compressed air attach it to this special nozzle down here and blow out the Captain's chair. Otherwise if it builds up too much and someone sits down too hard we have to clear the bridge.

LeadHead · Apr 1, 2012

Engineer: Commander, why are you installing a whoopie cushion?

Mayweather: What are you doing?

Phlox: Just as I thought.

Mayweather: What? Is it serious?

Phlox: Quite serious, I just got a text that you're getting an episode built around you, named "Horizon."

Archer: Don't make fun of gazelles!

Archer: Why are you still working on that?

Trip: The faster engineering team doesn't arrive until Tuesday.

Skywalker · Apr 1, 2012

LeadHead said:
Mayweather: What are you doing?

Phlox: Just as I thought.

Mayweather: What? Is it serious?

Phlox: Quite serious, I just got a text that you're getting an episode built around you, named "Horizon."

Mayweather: "You mean...?"
Phlox: "I'm afraid so. Emotional beats, dialogue consisting of more than three or four words at a time, the works. There's even going to be an impassioned speech!"
Mayweather: "This won't end well."
Phlox: "Optimism, Ensign! How bad could it be?"

I am Surak · Apr 4, 2012

Archer: It is an unwritten Starfleet Law that the CAPTAIN has first dibs at any hot crew member!!!!!

LeadHead · Apr 8, 2012

Trip learned the hard way that nobody touches Archer's water polo ball without permission.

Mistral · Apr 9, 2012

LeadHead said:

Archer: "One more crack about the moustache and you've had it!"

Trip: "But, but you don't have a mustache!"

Archer: "That's it!..."

CorporalCaptain · Apr 11, 2012

Thanks for the win, Nerys Myk!

Trip (inhaling deeply): Bringing along a tank of nitrous oxide was a great idea!

LeadHead · Apr 11, 2012

Trip: Are you sure I have to sit like this while I'm working on the Captain's chair?

T'Pol: (focusing a camera) Yes.... just like that.

(click)

Phlox: This would be easier if I could check your medical records.

Mayweather: Why can't you?

Phlox: Everywhere I call, nobody seems to remember you. Even the medic on the ship you grew up on.

Mayweather: She said something about adoption...

Archer: No, Combative Friday was rescheduled to Monday! Today is forgetful Saturday!

Trip: When's Combative Friday again?

Archer hits Trip

Trip: All set Cap'n, the next time someone sits in the chair who isn't you, they'll get an electric shock in their butt.

Archer: Time for a test. T'Pol, you have the Bridge.

Schistocerca · Apr 12, 2012

It was only after he pressed the red button did Dr Phlox realize he had gotten the MRI scanner mixed up with the torpedo tube again

Archer: Don't move...spider!!
Trip: oooh...geddit....geddit!!!

Jonas Grumby · Apr 12, 2012

Thanks for the win, Nerys Myk!

Engineer: "Commander...did...did you just caress the captain's chair seat?"
Trip: "Hey, T'Pol sits here, too...and no! No, I didn't!"

LeadHead · Apr 12, 2012

Gotta fix this one, somehow parts got deleted.

LeadHead said:
Phlox: This would be easier if I could check your medical records.

Mayweather: Why can't you?

Phlox: Everywhere I call, nobody seems to remember you. Even the medic on the ship you grew up on.

Mayweather: The Medic on that ship was my mother!!

Phlox: She said something about adoption...

Gil T.Azell · Apr 16, 2012

Crewman: "Are you sure this is wise sir, installing this shocker?"

Trip: "Yea, Yea, it'll be fun"

Archer: " Your lucky I don't throw you out an air lock for that shocker Stunt!"

Trip: "Aaapril Fools....?"s

Deckard · Apr 25, 2012

Archer "I'm gonna' kill you where you stand! You sunnova bitch!"

Trip "Wha! Why?"

Archer "Because it's more convenient than killing you somewhere else! Dammit man, don't ask stupid questions!"

LeadHead · May 11, 2012

Engineer: Commander, shouldn't we be fixing the warp reactor?

Trip: Priorities! I might someday sit in this chair!

Engineer: Only if the Captain's brain gets infested by Parasites and T'Pol resigns...

Archer: Stop saying I'm a switch hitter with a Phase Pistol! I'm ambidextrous!

Mistral · May 16, 2012

I am Surak said:

Archer: "What did you do with Cap Con 83?!?"

Alienesse · May 18, 2012

LeadHead said:
Archer: Stop saying I'm a switch hitter with a Phase Pistol! I'm ambidextrous!

One of your best, LeadHead! :techman:

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