• Welcome! The TrekBBS is the number one place to chat about Star Trek with like-minded fans.
    If you are not already a member then please register an account and join in the discussion!

The Classic/Retro Pop Culture Thread

If we're in the '50s, would that be "never trust anyone over twenty"?

1930s: "Never trust anyone who's been born!"
:rommie: Technically, that second one applies in any decade or century.

If only you were more familiar with The Godfather, you could've sprinkled your post with quotes and in-jokes.
Ah, that's true.

It was sounded after Dr. Stiles failed to respond to a scheduled security check.
Yeah, but wasn't the purpose of being there for a year to learn all that stuff?

Security Chief Goldman may be looking for a new job after this....
Luckily there's another government agency that's six million dollars over budget.

Kirk looked just a tad misty eyed.
It sounds like it was a good moment.

If more than a little contrived.
True, they didn't come up with much justification.

"We'll just wait for Barry to take us back to our own time."
"And if he arrives yesterday, we won't even have to wait."

A bit easier on the eyes, if I may be so shallow.
Appreciating beauty isn't shallow, just irreligious. :rommie:

They handwaved it away as being a "lost art" in this future era.
Hmm, could be. We didn't see much of their broad culture, except that they had bred out emotions, which means they would lack inspiration.

About the size of a shaving kit, I think.
I wonder why they're bothering with the Time Tunnel if they have that kind of technology. :rommie:

In this case, it was about assembling some conductors and nonconductors to toss through the field and short it out.
Okay, at least they came up with some reasonable technobabble.

Capped, though I've never actually seen the film.
It's entertaining. I don't know if I'd call it required viewing, but it's definitely a classic.

He swims with the...what swims in quicksand?
In Lost In Space, there was some kind of an ape creature. :rommie:

Guess they could go back for him if they managed to get it working themselves, and if they gave a crap. But really, he had a narrow mindset and wasn't thinking things through.
Yeah, I don't think they gave a crap. :rommie:

But they didn't necessarily know where and when he'd hid it.
But it seems like if they started at the main control panel and worked their way outward, they would have stumbled on it pretty quickly.

:bolian:

TheBracketted.
:D

Now that would've been a climactic showdown.
Season Finale material.

"WOOF! WOOF!"
"What's that, Cesare? There's going to be a war between states in the New World?"
"Machi fell down a time well?"

There was definitely some potential of having them run into and deal with other time travelers. Time travel may be new to their era, but if it stays discovered, then the possibilities for time travelers from the future are endless.
Plus more extreme past and future times. HG Wells is in the public domain, for example. :rommie:

This brings to mind a quote I wish I'd remembered to look up in recent discussions.

There is no problem with changing the course of history—the course of history does not change because it all fits together like a jigsaw. All the important changes have happened before the things they were supposed to change and it all sorts itself out in the end.
--Douglas Adams
Douglas Adams had a way of making everything sound obvious. :rommie:

That title rings a bell--try that one if you have the opportunity. I'll have to keep an eye out for the show to come back around on Story.
I also didn't realize that it was hosted by the Carradine Bros, which is cool.
 
50 Years Ago This Week


September 14
  • Elizabeth Seton was canonized, becoming the first American Roman Catholic saint.
  • Rembrandt's painting The Night Watch, dating from the 17th Century, was slashed a dozen times at the Rijksmuseum in Amsterdam. Wilhelmus De Rijk, an unemployed schoolteacher, was committed to a mental hospital at Middenbeemster after slicing the canvas with a kitchen knife, and would commit suicide in 1976. The Night Watch was also attacked on January 13, 1911, and on April 6, 1990, also by unemployed Dutchmen.

September 16
  • U.S. Patent No. 3,906,166 was granted to Martin Cooper and others on his team at Motorola, for the first hand-held cell phone, after it had been applied for on October 17, 1973. Cooper's team worked at reducing the original 28 pound Motorola portable device to the first hand-held mobile phone, the DynaTAC, which weighed less than three pounds, and made the world's first cell phone call on April 3, 1973.
  • Papua New Guinea gained its independence from Australia.
  • The prototype of the Soviet Mikoyan MiG-31 "Foxhound" jet fighter was given its first test flight, with Aleksandr Fedotov at the controls.
  • CIA Director William E. Colby admitted to the U.S. Senate Intelligence Committee that the CIA had ignored a 1970 presidential order to destroy a cache of deadly poisons and lethal weapons, and the materials were still in storage.

September 17
  • A Miami gas station attendant became the first known victim of a taser. William Lawson, 27, had been approached by a woman who fired the wire-connected darts, striking him with 50,000 volts of electricity, after which she and a male accomplice cleaned out the cash register. Eight of the "Taser Public Defender" guns had been stolen from an office in Miami Shores, Florida. Lawson told reporters later that being "tazed" "was like sticking your finger in a wall socket."
  • Stephen Holcomb Jr., a resident of Traverse City, Michigan, walked into a branch of the National Bank and Trust Company with a German Reichbank note for 100,000 marks and presented it for conversion to U.S. dollars. The note had been minted in 1923 during the use of the papiermark currency in the Weimar Republic during a period of hyperinflation and was worth less than one cent American, but the teller used the 1976 exchange rate for the Deutsche Mark and presented Holcomb with $39,700 in cash. Holcomb was not charged with a crime because he hadn't specifically requested the exchange at 1976 rates, but was sued by the bank later after having gone on a spending spree that left the bank still having failed to recover $18,177 of the money that it had given him.
  • Dannion Brinkley was struck by lightning in Aiken, South Carolina, while talking on the phone during a thunderstorm. He would later write about his near-death experience in a best-selling book, Saved by the Light, reporting his glimpse of the afterlife during an extended period of clinical death.

September 18
  • Fugitive Patricia Hearst was captured in San Francisco. Hearst, granddaughter of publisher William Randolph Hearst and heiress to a newspaper fortune, had been kidnapped from her apartment on February 4, 1974, by an American terrorist group that called itself the Symbionese Liberation Army. By April, she had joined her kidnappers, and participated in crimes as she eluded capture for 19 months. Earlier in the day, the FBI had captured two of the original kidnappers, William Harris and Emily Harris, who had been out jogging; Hearst and fellow SLA member Wendy Yoshimura were captured at an apartment on 425 Morse Street. Former kidnap victim Patty Hearst would be convicted on March 20, 1976, of bank robbery. She would be released from a federal prison in Pleasanton, California, on February 1, 1979, days after U.S. President Jimmy Carter commuted her sentence, and would be granted a full pardon by U.S. President Bill Clinton on his final morning in office, on January 20, 2001.

September 19
  • Philippines President Ferdinand Marcos dismissed 2,000 government and military officials as "traitors" to his New Society program, and warned that the purges "had only just begun".

September 20
  • Saturday Night Live with Howard Cosell premiered on the American ABC television network at 8:00 pm, three weeks before the premiere of the more successful NBC television series, Saturday Night Live [which was originally titled NBC's Saturday Night].


Selections from Billboard's Hot 100 for the week:
1. "Fame," David Bowie
2. "Rhinestone Cowboy," Glen Campbell
3. "At Seventeen," Janis Ian
4. "I'm Sorry," John Denver
5. "Fight the Power, Pt. 1," The Isley Brothers
6. "Could It Be Magic," Barry Manilow
7. "Run Joey Run," David Geddes
8. "Fallin' in Love," Hamilton, Joe Frank & Reynolds
9. "Wasted Days and Wasted Nights," Freddy Fender
10. "Feel Like Makin' Love," Bad Company
11. "Ballroom Blitz," Sweet
12. "That's the Way of the World," Earth, Wind & Fire
13. "Ain't No Way to Treat a Lady," Helen Reddy
14. "Third Rate Romance," Amazing Rhythm Aces
15. "Get Down Tonight," KC & The Sunshine Band
16. "Dance with Me," Orleans
17. "Solitaire," Carpenters
18. "(I Believe) There's Nothing Stronger Than Our Love," Paul Anka w/ Odia Coates
19. "Mr. Jaws," Dickie Goodman
20. "Feelings," Morris Albert
21. "Daisy Jane," America

23. "Games People Play," The Spinners
24. "How Long (Betcha' Got a Chick on the Side)," The Pointer Sisters
25. "It Only Takes a Minute," Tavares
26. "Rocky," Austin Roberts
27. "Brazil," The Ritchie Family
28. "Gone at Last," Paul Simon / Phoebe Snow & The Jessy Dixon Singers
29. "How Sweet It Is (To Be Loved by You)," James Taylor

31. "Miracles," Jefferson Starship
32. "Bad Blood," Neil Sedaka
33. "Lady Blue," Leon Russell

35. "Main Title (Theme from 'Jaws')," John Williams
36. "Do It Any Way You Wanna," Peoples Choice

39. "What a Diff'rence a Day Makes," Esther Phillips
40. "Who Loves You," The Four Seasons

42. "I Only Have Eyes for You," Art Garfunkel

44. "Jive Talkin'," Bee Gees

47. "Katmandu," Bob Seger
48. "One of These Nights," Eagles
49. "Rockin' All Over the World," John Fogerty

51. "This Will Be (An Everlasting Love)," Natalie Cole

53. "Heat Wave" / "Love Is a Rose", Linda Ronstadt
54. "Lyin' Eyes," The Eagles
55. "Blue Eyes Crying in the Rain," Willie Nelson
56. "Sky High," Jigsaw

68. "Born to Run," Bruce Springsteen
69. "Someone Saved My Life Tonight," Elton John
70. "Eighteen with a Bullet," Pete Wingfield

74. "Love Will Keep Us Together," Captain & Tenille
75. "You," George Harrison
76. "I Want'a Do Something Freaky to You," Leon Haywood
77. "Something Better to Do," Olivia Newton-John
78. "Low Rider," War


86. "SOS," ABBA

89. "Diamonds and Rust," Joan Baez

Leaving the chart:
  • "Help Me Rhonda," Johnny Rivers (10 weeks)
  • "Holdin' On to Yesterday," Ambrosia (14 weeks)
  • "Please Mr. Please," Olivia Newton-John (15 weeks)
  • "Sweet Maxine," The Doobie Brothers (7 weeks)
  • "Tush," ZZ Top (9 weeks)
  • "Why Can't We Be Friends?," War (20 weeks)

New on the chart:

"Born to Run," Bruce Springsteen
To view this content we will need your consent to set third party cookies.
For more detailed information, see our cookies page.
(#23 US; #51 UK; #21 on Rolling Stone's 500 Greatest Songs of All Time [2004])

"You," George Harrison
To view this content we will need your consent to set third party cookies.
For more detailed information, see our cookies page.
(#20 US; #38 UK)

"Something Better to Do," Olivia Newton-John
To view this content we will need your consent to set third party cookies.
For more detailed information, see our cookies page.
(#13 US; #1 AC; #19 Country)

"Low Rider," War
To view this content we will need your consent to set third party cookies.
For more detailed information, see our cookies page.
(#7 US; #1 R&B; #12 UK)

"Heat Wave," Linda Ronstadt
To view this content we will need your consent to set third party cookies.
For more detailed information, see our cookies page.
(double A-side w/ "Love Is a Rose"; #5 US; #19 AC)


And new on the boob tube:
  • The Six Million Dollar Man, "The Return of the Bionic Woman: Part 1" (Season 3 premiere)
  • All in the Family, "Alone at Last"
  • M*A*S*H, "Change of Command"
  • Hawaii Five-O, "McGarrett Is Missing"
  • Shazam!, "Fool's Gold"
  • Emergency!, "The Old Engine Cram"
  • The Mary Tyler Moore Show, "Mary Moves Out"
  • The Bob Newhart Show, "Here's Looking at You, Kid"



Timeline entries are quoted from the Wiki page for the month, with minor editing as needed.



Ah, that's true.
I wasn't feeling especially inspired myself.

Yeah, but wasn't the purpose of being there for a year to learn all that stuff?
Probably a detail that had eluded him.

Luckily there's another government agency that's six million dollars over budget.
The way Oscar was subtly retconned into Steve's origin story could be evidence that the Tunnel can change the timeline....

It sounds like it was a good moment.
TTT45.jpg
TTT46.jpg

Hmm, could be. We didn't see much of their broad culture, except that they had bred out emotions, which means they would lack inspiration.
And the Tunnel's existence wasn't public knowledge in 1978, though Tony and Doug expected it to be...which could indicate that time travel tech was buried in a government warehouse sooner rather than later.

I wonder why they're bothering with the Time Tunnel if they have that kind of technology. :rommie:
Even smaller...a cylinder that's not even the size of a soda can.
TTT47.jpg

In Lost In Space, there was some kind of an ape creature. :rommie:
I found a quicksand scene on YouTube, but it didn't seem to have an ape creature in it. Vines pulled the guys in.

I also didn't realize that it was hosted by the Carradine Bros, which is cool.
I seem to recall seeing a program about an Old West lawman who was a pioneer in using forensics. Might've been an episode of Wild West Tech, which was alternately hosted by the Carradine brothers.
 
Last edited:
Elizabeth Seton was canonized, becoming the first American Roman Catholic saint.
A couple of the patient floors at St Margaret's were named after her. Seton East, Seton West, that sort of thing.

Rembrandt's painting The Night Watch, dating from the 17th Century, was slashed a dozen times at the Rijksmuseum in Amsterdam. Wilhelmus De Rijk, an unemployed schoolteacher, was committed to a mental hospital at Middenbeemster after slicing the canvas with a kitchen knife, and would commit suicide in 1976. The Night Watch was also attacked on January 13, 1911, and on April 6, 1990, also by unemployed Dutchmen.
That's interesting. Maybe it's cursed or something. :rommie:

Cooper's team worked at reducing the original 28 pound Motorola portable device to the first hand-held mobile phone, the DynaTAC, which weighed less than three pounds, and made the world's first cell phone call on April 3, 1973.
"Can you hear me now, Watson?"

CIA Director William E. Colby admitted to the U.S. Senate Intelligence Committee that the CIA had ignored a 1970 presidential order to destroy a cache of deadly poisons and lethal weapons, and the materials were still in storage.
Probably lost in that big warehouse.

Lawson told reporters later that being "tazed" "was like sticking your finger in a wall socket."
Some people enjoy that sort of thing. :rommie:

Holcomb was not charged with a crime because he hadn't specifically requested the exchange at 1976 rates, but was sued by the bank later after having gone on a spending spree that left the bank still having failed to recover $18,177 of the money that it had given him.
Hmm. That was the bank's mistake, so they should have eaten it. I wonder if he knew it was worthless.

Saturday Night Live with Howard Cosell premiered on the American ABC television network at 8:00 pm
Shockingly, this did not last long. :rommie:

three weeks before the premiere of the more successful NBC television series, Saturday Night Live [which was originally titled NBC's Saturday Night].
Holy crap, this thing has been on for a half century? Wow. :rommie:

"Born to Run," Bruce Springsteen
Classic. Strong nostalgic value.

"You," George Harrison
This is okay. No nostalgic value. I must remember if from Lost 45s, because I doubt it was part of the Time-Life collection.

"Something Better to Do," Olivia Newton-John
I don't remember this from anywhere. Nothing special. Sorry, Olivia. :rommie:

"Low Rider," War
Good one. Moderate nostalgic value.

"Heat Wave," Linda Ronstadt
Catchy. Moderate nostalgic value.

The way Oscar was subtly retconned into Steve's origin story could be evidence that the Tunnel can change the timeline....
Hmm. Maybe the changes have to be subtle, otherwise the timeline pushes back.

He's proud of his people.

And the Tunnel's existence wasn't public knowledge in 1978, though Tony and Doug expected it to be...which could indicate that time travel tech was buried in a government warehouse sooner rather than later.
Maybe it was ordered destroyed in 1970. :rommie:

Even smaller...a cylinder that's not even the size of a soda can.
View attachment 48673
With something like that available, they would have placed people at vital spots all over the country and synchronized their watches.

I found a quicksand scene on YouTube, but it didn't seem to have an ape creature in it. Vines pulled the guys in.
I can't remember the episode, but I recall someone, probably John, driving the thing back into a quicksand-filled crater. I'm not sure if it arrived in a meteor impact or if the crater opened up a path to an underground world or what. I think it may have had a little horn on its forehead.

I also didn't realize that it was hosted by the Carradine Bros, which is cool.
I seem to recall seeing a program about an Old West lawman who was a pioneer in using forensics. Might've been an episode of Wild West Tech, which was alternately hosted by the Carradine brothers.
Er... that Mandela Effect is out of control, isn't it? :shifty:
 
Aha! Season one, Episode thirteen, "One Of Our Dogs Is Missing." Thank you, Google AI. :rommie:

To view this content we will need your consent to set third party cookies.
For more detailed information, see our cookies page.
 
That's interesting. Maybe it's cursed or something. :rommie:
Or copycat crimes.

Hmm. That was the bank's mistake, so they should have eaten it. I wonder if he knew it was worthless.
Agreed, and good question.

Holy crap, this thing has been on for a half century? Wow. :rommie:
Yep. I'm thinking of watching it, as it's on Peacock, and maybe posting clips with a little general commentary like the Laugh-In posts.

Classic. Strong nostalgic value.
Definitely a stone-cold classic.

This is okay. No nostalgic value. I must remember if from Lost 45s, because I doubt it was part of the Time-Life collection.
Definitely on the underwhelming side of George's singles output.

I don't remember this from anywhere. Nothing special. Sorry, Olivia. :rommie:
I had this, but wasn't familiar with it. Sounds like she's looking to change her sound at this point.

Good one. Moderate nostalgic value.
Catchy classic.

Catchy. Moderate nostalgic value.
Pretty bleh, doesn't do anything to improve upon the original.

Hmm. Maybe the changes have to be subtle, otherwise the timeline pushes back.
That's one theory.

Maybe it was ordered destroyed in 1970. :rommie:
After the government spent untold amounts of money and resources failing to bring these guys back. Say, maybe Nixon was responsible....

Aha! Season one, Episode thirteen, "One Of Our Dogs Is Missing." Thank you, Google AI. :rommie:

To view this content we will need your consent to set third party cookies.
For more detailed information, see our cookies page.
Are you sure that's quicksand? Seemed like a solid bottom with an escape hole in the middle.

I checked out the first episode of The Secrets of Isis yesterday out of curiosity. Surprisingly (as my childhood memory of the show is vague), its format is pretty different from Shazam!'s, if one episode is enough to go by. Rather than focusing on moral lessons for the kids, it seems to be going for more of a Scooby Doo vibe--the regular characters getting in trouble investigating mysteries that turn out to have a crooked scheme behind them. And hence less reliance on accidents and mishaps as sources of danger.
To view this content we will need your consent to set third party cookies.
For more detailed information, see our cookies page.
The implied takeoff/landing effects are downright cringeworthy.

Today's episode of Grizzly Adams reaffirmed the show's 1850's setting, forcing in a winky-nudgy reference to a certain Illinois lawyer. Interestingly, while the episode aired late in the show's first half-season, it was the second in production order and it shows. Adams made a big deal about not having seen Mad Jack in a long time, and Jack was generally less familiar with some of the recurring critters in Adams's neighborhood.
 
Last edited:
Or copycat crimes.
The weird thing is that they were so far apart. There are certain high-profile paintings that attract protesters, but this is kind of a random painting that attracts vandalism. :rommie:

Yep. I'm thinking of watching it, as it's on Peacock, and maybe posting clips with a little general commentary like the Laugh-In posts.
I haven't watched a full episode since 1979. :rommie:

I had this, but wasn't familiar with it. Sounds like she's looking to change her sound at this point.
Could be. Her best stuff is pretty much behind her at this point, with maybe one exception.

Pretty bleh, doesn't do anything to improve upon the original.
Yeah, but I like Linda Ronstadt. And I'm actually not sure which version I heard first.

After the government spent untold amounts of money and resources failing to bring these guys back. Say, maybe Nixon was responsible....
If there was ever anyone who wanted to change history.... :rommie:

Are you sure that's quicksand? Seemed like a solid bottom with an escape hole in the middle.
Well, I didn't mean quicksand literally. I think in the show they called it cosmic dust or something.

I checked out the first episode of The Secrets of Isis yesterday out of curiosity. Surprisingly (as my childhood memory of the show is vague), its format is pretty different from Shazam!'s, if one episode is enough to go by. Rather than focusing on moral lessons for the kids, it seems to be going for more of a Scooby Doo vibe--the regular characters getting in trouble investigating mysteries that turn out to have a crooked scheme behind them. And hence less reliance on accidents and mishaps as sources of danger.
So those UFOs weren't really space aliens? :rommie:

The implied takeoff/landing effects are downright cringeworthy.
Somehow I had the impression that her girlfriend was a sidekick character.

Today's episode of Grizzly Adams reaffirmed the show's 1850's setting, forcing in a winky-nudgy reference to a certain Illinois lawyer. Interestingly, while the episode aired late in the show's first half-season, it was the second in production order and it shows. Adams made a big deal about not having seen Mad Jack in a long time, and Jack was generally less familiar with some of the recurring critters in Adams's neighborhood.
I wonder if they changed their minds about the setting after production started. Or maybe they changed producers.
 


50th Anniversary Viewing (Part 1)



All in the Family
"The Very Moving Day"
Originally aired September 8, 1975
Season 6 premiere
Wiki said:
Gloria announces her pregnancy on the very day she and Mike are moving into the Jeffersons' house next door.

This season has a new intro with all of the main actors' credits appearing before the series title. I wonder if this version of the song is the same one they used for the clip episode last season.

Mike's packing some belongings for the big move the next day, while arguing with Archie about Betty Ford's comments concerning premarital sex. Mike lets Archie know that his own daughter engaged in it with a knowing smile in response to Archie. Gloria comes home excited to share the news and asking if she's showing. Edith picks up on her hints while Archie has to have it spelled out for him. He's shocked, while Edith's overjoyed to tears. Archie gives Edith Kleenex and a cigar. The catch to all of this is that Gloria hasn't told Mike yet.

Gloria: You know how Michael worries about world problems and the population explosion.​
Archie: For a guy who worries about explosions, he lights the fuse every chance he gets.​

Nervous about telling Mike, Gloria sends the parents out to dinner so she can be alone with him, though Archie teases him about the news on the way out. Mike's rightfully concerned at the sight of Archie smiling at him.

When Gloria reminds Mike of a getaway when she forgot her pills, he catches on quick, but seems to take it very well. She reminds him of all of his past arguments against bringing a child into the world, making his tension more obvious. The conversation quickly turns into an argument about how she allegedly tricked him into getting her pregnant. He storms out and she does a Gloria cry.

Mike goes to Irene's to unload on her about it. In response to a comment about her religions, she accuses him of being a "devout coward," and gives him a clipping from the Christian Science Monitor, which she has because her butcher uses it for wrapping.

Waiting up for Mike, Gloria tells Edith that she's now considering abortion. Archie forces himself into the scene and Edith into the kitchen, and has Gloria sit on his lap. He reminds her of growing up, and retells a familiar story about the first time that he saw her, which makes her smile. Mike returns, humbled after thinking things out. The family assembles for the moment, though Michael would rather talk to Gloria in private.

Gloria: You're the one who ran off and left me, and they stayed here with me, waiting and worrying about you.​
Archie: Your mother worried, I didn't give a damn.​

Mike shows her the clipping, a quote from Alistair Cooke that addresses Mike's position, advising generations not to take world crises so seriously that they not enjoy life, including having babies. Moved to tears, Gloria heads upstairs with Mike.



M*A*S*H
"Welcome to Korea"
Originally aired September 12, 1975
One-hour Season 4 premiere
Frndly said:
Hawkeye misses saying goodbye to Trapper, but meets his replacement, B. J. Hunnicutt, in Seoul. Newcomer B. J. is introduced to the realities of war on an eventful ride to the 4077th compound.

There are three new names in the opening credits--new cast members Mike Farrell and Harry Morgan, and a promoted Jamie Farr. Farrell also gets an awkwardly inserted shot of B. J. running up to the chopper. The episode opens with onscreen epigraphs by General Dwight D. Eisenhower and General Raymond W. Bliss.

A hungover Hawkeye returns from leave in Tokyo as acting camp commander Burns is lording over an assembly. Hawkeye skips out on it to take a clothed shower, during which Radar informs him that while Hawk was deliberately incommunicado, B. J. was discharged and just left a couple of hours ago. Radar is assigned to pick up Trapper's replacement, Captain B. J. Hunnicutt, in Seoul; and Hawkeye, hoping to catch up with Trapper, insists on accompanying him, without permission from Burns and his puppeteer, Houlihan...who hope to get a new surgeon whom they can train their way.

When he gets to Seoul, Hawkeye learns that he missed Trapper's flight departure by ten minutes. As a formally uniformed Capt. Hunnicutt (Farrell, natch) is trying to introduce himself to a preoccupied Hawkeye, Radar finds that the Jeep has been stolen, which serves as the captain's introduction to the insanity of the war. In an officer's club where Hawkeye forces Radar to impersonate a captain, Hawk formally extends the titular sentiment to B. J. during a toast. When a suspicious colonel (Robert Karnes) asks about the dual-insignia-sporting Radar, B. J. helps Hawkeye to snow-job him with a story about the enlisted man holding an experimental rank, "corporal captain". (Now I know where the poster got his handle.) As they're leaving the club, an arriving general leaves his Jeep unattended, and Hawkeye commandeers it for Radar to drive them home.

The two-part syndicated version ends the first episode with a P.A. announcement and a brief teaser scene. The opening credits of Part 2 have an alternate insert shot of Hunnicutt, which makes him look a little less three-years-late-for-the-party. A P.A. announcement as the episode commences indicates that it's September 1952. (Now that they're going into their fourth year of a three-year war, you'd think they'd be a little more mindful of squandering their limited temporal setting.) A scene that we didn't see in Part 1 of Burns riding Radar hard prior to the morning assembly leads into a P.A.-narrated recap of that episode, which segues into Houlihan reporting that Hawkeye's missing.

On the way back to camp, Hawkeye bluffs the party's way past the same checkpoint M.P. he had to bluff on the way out (Tom Dever). Hawk has Radar pull over so he can attempt to intervene when he sees a pair of young women probing their father's field for mines. While Hawk's chastising their father, a mine is set off, and Hawk loads the victim and the rest of the farmer's family--sans the farmer himself--onto the Jeep to drop them off at a local hospital. Once the party's speeding back to camp again, the Jeep gets a flat. While they're changing it, they realize that a group of Koreans who just walked past them on the road has disappeared into the woods, indicating that they're guerillas. B. J. hastily finishes putting on the spare while under fire.

Afterward the surgeons go into field action as an infantry unit is shelled on the road. Hawkeye supports B. J. when he has a spell of nausea.

Hawk: The worst part is you'll get used to all of this.​

The party then stops for a break at Rosie's Bar, which results in Capt. Hunnicutt reporting to his new commanding officer completely shit-faced.

B. J. (saluting): What say you, ferret face? [Collapses in laughter.]​

In the coda, Burns is arrested by MPs for being in possession of the general's Jeep. The episode closes with a P.A. roll call of the cast, followed by a brief introduction to new commanding officer Colonel Sherman T. Potter (Morgan).



Hawaii Five-O
"Murder--Eyes Only"
Originally aired September 12, 1975
Two-hour Season 8 premiere
Wiki said:
The letter-bomb murder of a Navy intelligence officer interrupts McGarrett's annual naval reserve duty and involves him in another Wo Fat plot.

The episode opens with an onscreen assistance acknowledgment to the Navy and DoD before the title is shown. Danno and Chin drop uniformed Steve off at the dock so he can boar his assignment, the frigate USS Knox (FF-1052). At the naval airfield, courier Captain Fesler (Lee Stetson) flies in and takes a briefcase to Fleet Intelligence. The eyes-only envelope inside is taken to Commander Emile Nordhoff (Wayne Ward) by Ensign Marcia Bissell (Donna Mills). The envelope blows up when he opens it, while Bissell, with whom he apparently had a fling, lingers in the room far enough away from his desk to survive.

Commander McGarrett's leading target practice on the Knox when he's summoned to see Admiral Dean (Lyle Bettger) on the Cochrane (DDG-21)...transporting over via a seat attached to a pulley. The admiral informs him of a downed spy satellite that was quickly searched for by foreign intelligence, causing NI to suspect a mole. McGarrett is assigned to work with Commander Wallace (Harry Guardino), who takes him to inspect the crime scene, where he butts heads with Bissell's superior, Lt. Waldron (David Birney). Elsewhere, Wo Fat--accompanied again by Mr. Chong (Robert Nelson)--is delighted to read in the paper of his nemesis's involvement.

Danno comes to Pearl to assist in the investigation. They learn that the pouch was sent by Captain Roger Newhouse (Lloyd Bochner) in San Diego at Nordhoff's request. This makes Newhouse, Nordhoff, Bissell, and Waldron suspects. Steve visits Bissell as she's checking out of the hospital, briefly meeting her father, former Navy chief Sam Bissell (Biff McGuire). Ensign Bissel acts very defensive, citing her high IQ and answering Steve's anticipated questions. He deduces from the fact that she had plenty of time to get out of the office that she had a personal relationship with Nordhoff.

Steve, Adm. Dean, Wallace, Waldron, and Bissell attend Nordhoff's military funeral, where Steve questions Capt. Fesler about how the contents of the pouch could have been switched. Fesler proudly insists that he was never asleep on the plane. As Fat travels via hydrofoil, he gets an update via phone from an inside operative.

McGarrett traces a matchbook found in Nordhoff's possession to a hotel in Costa Mesa, motivating McGarrett to travel to the mainland, where he questions Capt. Newhouse about access to the safe. Newhouse is confident that when he had the pouch, it had papers in it, not a bomb. Steve proceeds to the hotel, where he questions the desk clerk (Wayne Oxford) about Nordhoff's activities to find that the commander was calling av private medical clinic. Steve visits the clinic to talk to its head, Dr. Pendler (Morgan Sha'an), asking about the room number written on the matchbook. Pendler informs him that the occupant is a female accident victim in a coma...Erica Waldron.

Covertly clipped microfiche is delivered to a bank's drive-through teller (Gary Kau); who proceeds to drop the message at a flower shop, where it's picked up by a young woman working there (identity uncertain--possibly Sally Lee or Jackie Ben). Woman with film takes a tour boat that stops at the USS Arizona Memorial. Arriving by another boat is Fat. She leaves flowers with the film inside, which Chong retrieves, taking it to Fat on his hydrofoil. Fat gloats of having achieved half of his mission under McGarrett's nose. When Steve returns to Hawaii, he's informed of the latest security breach, the microfilm containing the coordinates of the satellite--a file that only Waldron and Bissell had access to. Steve questions Waldron about why his wife is in a civilian clinic on the mainland, and about Nordhoff's visit. A messenger (David J. Ciba) later brings McGarrett a message. As he starts to open it, Steve tosses it out the window and it explodes (the contents being sturdy enough to break glass).

Che reconstructs the bombs, and it's determined that Sam Bissell, who was in demolitions, had the skill to make it. McGarrett visits him at his current airport security job to find him very defensive when questioned about the odd timing of his retirement from the Navy. Elsewhere, Danno questions Capt. Fesler about why he chose a flight with an hours-long layover in San Diego when there was a more direct option, and after being caught in excuses that don't add up, he confesses that he's having an extramarital affair with a woman there. When Chief Bissell's file from Washington disappears from Waldron's section, it casts suspicion on Ensign Bissel, and Wallace has a search conducted. Waldron contritely comes forward with the original envelope that was to be delivered to Nordhoff--sans its contents--which was found hidden on the route Ensign Bissell took between his desk and Nordhoff's office.

Steve questions Marcia over dinner, and she hands over her father's file, explaining that his retirement was a deal with Nordhoff to avoid a court-martial over petty theft, and that she wanted to see how much damage the file might cause to his current job before returning it. Marcia expresses lingering feelings for Nordhoff, showing Steve photos of the two of them together, McGarrett taking interest in one taken with her on the mainland. Just when things are looking better for the ensign, Danno's investigation into an anonymous phone tip from the bank teller turns up that a $20,000 Maui bank account was opened in Sam Bissell's name by a woman who could have been her. But a lack of conclusive evidence that Ensign Bissell ever handled the original envelope--having worn gloves when making her delivery--and the sloppiness of the hiding place cause McGarrett's suspicion to fall on Waldron for producing the envelope.

McGarrett investigates Waldron's taped calls, taking interest in the repeated occurrence on different dates of the exact same phrasing about visiting his wife. That and Waldron having used exact phrasing twice when indicating his belief in Marcia Bissell's guilt cause McGarrett to consult psychiatrist Dr. Bickman (Ray Reinhardt) about a theory that Waldron has been acting under hypnosis, which was conducted at the clinic, where Steve thinks that Erica is being held drugged. Bickman demonstrates how Waldron could be conditioned to do something normally against his will by hypnotizing Danno. Bickman successfully compels Danno to try to shoot Steve by implanting a constructed scenario that McGarrett's actually an imposter who has his finger on a button that can destroy a dozen cities. When Danno awakens, Steve doesn't tell him what he did, but teases him about its blackmail-worthiness.

When Wallace has Erica Waldron's accident report dug up, he learns that somebody else requested it recently--creating a new theory that it was Nordhoff, who was having the report delivered to him in the original envelope. McGarrett's moves include calling Newhouse to inform him of an espionage ring at the clinic and arrange security for Erica Waldron; and having the Bissells publicly taken into custody...which has Fat expressing pleasure at how well his plan is working. Waldron receives a call from Dr. Pendler that triggers hypnotic commands, causing him to open a safe of envelopes while wearing gloves and photograph what's on a microfiche. Examination of the photo of interest from Erica's wallet turns up that a similar photo Steve had been shown at the clinic was doctored from that photo to make it look like Nordhoff and Waldron were social pals, as cover for Nordhoff's visit to Erica. At this point, Steve shares with Danno that he smells the craftsmanship of his old nemesis in this scenario.

Waldron--now in the know and cooperating with McGarrett and Wallace under his own will--is tailed making a delivery to the bank teller, who's followed to the florist and arrested after his drop-off. The lady from the florist's shop is tailed to the tour boat, which Danno boards in Hawaiian tourist wear, following her to her drop point, witnessing Chong picking up the flowers, and subsequently arresting the lady. Meanwhile, Pendler is summoned away from Erica Waldron by an incoming accident victim. Men dressed as ambulance staff sneak into the clinic and roll her out to their vehicle, following which the police swoop in on the clinic. But McGarrett and Wallace fail to stop Chong from reaching the jetfoil fast enough to enable its getaway. The commanders tail behind in a Coast Guard cutter while a CG chopper with Danno aboard overtakes the speeding foil. Danno plugs the boat with a submachinegun, causing it to go into a spin, then stops it with a grenade. The cutter catches up and McGarrett leads its boarding--catching Chong, but finding only a back-double of Wo Fat and no envelope. Chong reveals that he passed the envelope to his boss in his getaway taxi, which Fat was driving. McGarrett is able to claim a partial victory when he shares with Wallace that the map delivered to Wo Fat was a planted phony, which will lead him to downtown Shanghai.



I haven't watched a full episode since 1979. :rommie:
That's a long time, with some classic casts along the way.

Could be. Her best stuff is pretty much behind her at this point, with maybe one exception.
Au contraire, the best is yet to come.

Yeah, but I like Linda Ronstadt. And I'm actually not sure which version I heard first.
This may actually have been my primary exposure to the song, but I don't have a distinct memory.

Somehow I had the impression that her girlfriend was a sidekick character.
You mean Cindy Lee? She's one of Andrea's students. I'm not sure if Rick Mason is supposed to be a fellow teacher, the principal, Andrea's boyfriend, or a combination of one of the first two possibilities with the third.

I wonder if they changed their minds about the setting after production started. Or maybe they changed producers.
More likely they just got careless.
 
arguing with Archie about Betty Ford's comments concerning premarital sex.
Ah, the Sexual Revolution. Good times.

Archie gives Edith Kleenex and a cigar.
That's oddly touching. :rommie:

She reminds him of all of his past arguments against bringing a child into the world, making his tension more obvious.
She probably should have left well enough alone at that point. :rommie:

Mike goes to Irene's to unload on her about it.
Still no Frank. I think it's time to start checking under the floorboards.

He reminds her of growing up, and retells a familiar story about the first time that he saw her, which makes her smile.
Awww.

Mike shows her the clipping, a quote from Alistair Cooke that addresses Mike's position, advising generations not to take world crises so seriously that they not enjoy life, including having babies.
Good advice. Except the babies part. :rommie:

a promoted Jamie Farr
M*A*S*H was very good to Jamie Farr. :rommie:

Farrell also gets an awkwardly inserted shot of B. J. running up to the chopper.
Yeah, come on, guys, shoot a new sequence. Show everybody's face, not just the two docs. :rommie:

B. J. was discharged
I think this should be Trapper.

Hawkeye, hoping to catch up with Trapper, insists on accompanying him
It's kind of a shame that Wayne Rogers couldn't make one last cameo appearance, but that was pretty typical in those days.

Hawkeye learns that he missed Trapper's flight departure by ten minutes.
You can always write to him, like you do to your father.

"corporal captain". (Now I know where the poster got his handle.)
Oh, yeah, I've seen that name around.

The opening credits of Part 2 have an alternate insert shot of Hunnicutt, which makes him look a little less three-years-late-for-the-party.
I don't think I ever noticed that.

(Now that they're going into their fourth year of a three-year war, you'd think they'd be a little more mindful of squandering their limited temporal setting.)
Indeed.

On the way back to camp, Hawkeye bluffs the party's way past the same checkpoint M.P. he had to bluff on the way out (Tom Dever). Hawk has Radar pull over so he can attempt to intervene when he sees a pair of young women probing their father's field for mines. While Hawk's chastising their father, a mine is set off, and Hawk loads the victim and the rest of the farmer's family--sans the farmer himself--onto the Jeep to drop them off at a local hospital. Once the party's speeding back to camp again, the Jeep gets a flat. While they're changing it, they realize that a group of Koreans who just walked past them on the road has disappeared into the woods, indicating that they're guerillas. B. J. hastily finishes putting on the spare while under fire.

Afterward the surgeons go into field action as an infantry unit is shelled on the road. Hawkeye supports B. J. when he has a spell of nausea.
That was quite an odyssey.

B. J. (saluting): What say you, ferret face? [Collapses in laughter.]
This was really a great introduction to BJ. It was very smart of them to make their replacement characters so different from the originals. All in this story, we get to see how straightlaced BJ is compared to Trapper, and yet that he is perfectly capable of keeping up with Hawkeye.

In the coda, Burns is arrested by MPs for being in possession of the general's Jeep.
:rommie:

a brief introduction to new commanding officer Colonel Sherman T. Potter
Did he arrive on horseback, or did the horse come later? I know he departed on horseback.

Which has apparently been reassigned to Davy Jones' Locker at this point.

Ensign Marcia Bissell (Donna Mills)
I think she was in one of those nighttime soaps later in the decade, like Dallas or Knot's Landing or something.

on the Cochrane (DDG-21)
Also decommissioned, but sold as scrap.

The admiral informs him of a downed spy satellite that was quickly searched for by foreign intelligence
This sounds like it was based on a real incident.

Commander Wallace (Harry Guardino)
Tough guy character actor.

Lt. Waldron (David Birney)
Not-so-tough guy character actor.

Captain Roger Newhouse (Lloyd Bochner)
Also a familiar face.

He deduces from the fact that she had plenty of time to get out of the office that she had a personal relationship with Nordhoff.
That's kind of a stretch.

Covertly clipped microfiche is delivered to a bank's drive-through teller (Gary Kau); who proceeds to drop the message at a flower shop, where it's picked up by a young woman working there (identity uncertain--possibly Sally Lee or Jackie Ben). Woman with film takes a tour boat that stops at the USS Arizona Memorial.
I wonder if all these people are hypnotized. :rommie:

the microfilm containing the coordinates of the satellite
Did it come down in the drink? Since this is H50, I'm guessing so. :rommie:

As he starts to open it, Steve tosses it out the window and it explodes (the contents being sturdy enough to break glass).
Steve's got a Sixth Sense.

Steve questions Marcia over dinner
Hmm.

Danno's investigation into an anonymous phone tip from the bank teller
How'd he know it was the bank teller if it was anonymous?

a theory that Waldron has been acting under hypnosis
Strangely, I thought early on that somebody was acting under hypnosis and then I dismissed the idea. :rommie:

where Steve thinks that Erica is being held drugged.
Because she knew too much?

Bickman demonstrates how Waldron could be conditioned to do something normally against his will by hypnotizing Danno.
Geez, man, poor Danno. :rommie:

Bickman successfully compels Danno to try to shoot Steve
This seems like a very bad idea for an experiment. :rommie:

When Danno awakens, Steve doesn't tell him what he did, but teases him about its blackmail-worthiness.
"Also, you'll be bringing me my morning coffee every day from now on."

When Wallace has Erica Waldron's accident report dug up, he learns that somebody else requested it recently
So she really had an accident, but is being kept in a medically induced coma? Which would mean that everybody at the clinic is in on it. Or hypnotized.

Steve shares with Danno that he smells the craftsmanship of his old nemesis in this scenario.
In addition to a Sixth Sense, Steve has the regular five.

Men dressed as ambulance staff sneak into the clinic and roll her out to their vehicle, following which the police swoop in on the clinic.
So was she saved or did they get away with her?

a CG chopper
For a second I thought, "They didn't have CG in those days." :rommie:

Danno aboard overtakes the speeding foil. Danno plugs the boat with a submachinegun, causing it to go into a spin, then stops it with a grenade.
"Boom 'em, Danno."

McGarrett is able to claim a partial victory when he shares with Wallace that the map delivered to Wo Fat was a planted phony, which will lead him to downtown Shanghai.
I hope the show has a final climactic battle between McGarrett and Fat over Reichenbach Falls or something. :rommie:

That's a long time, with some classic casts along the way.
I'd probably recognize a lot of the names, but I can't think of any off the top of my head.

Au contraire, the best is yet to come.
Peeking at her discography, I see one song after this that I like. :rommie:

You mean Cindy Lee? She's one of Andrea's students.
Yeah, I expected her to be the sidekick, but thinking about it now I think I'm confusing this with Electra Woman and Dyna Girl.

I'm not sure if Rick Mason is supposed to be a fellow teacher, the principal, Andrea's boyfriend, or a combination of one of the first two possibilities with the third.
Vague love interest. :rommie:

More likely they just got careless.
Very careless. This is why there should be a bible and stuff.
 
To view this content we will need your consent to set third party cookies.
For more detailed information, see our cookies page.
To view this content we will need your consent to set third party cookies.
For more detailed information, see our cookies page.
To view this content we will need your consent to set third party cookies.
For more detailed information, see our cookies page.

Ah, the Sexual Revolution. Good times.
Mike said that there was finally somebody in the White House he could agree with.

That's oddly touching. :rommie:
AITF03.jpg

Still no Frank. I think it's time to start checking under the floorboards.
He's totally gone at this point, and she hasn't got much longer.

I think this should be Trapper.
Oh, yeah. I'll probably be doing the vice versa in coming posts.

It's kind of a shame that Wayne Rogers couldn't make one last cameo appearance, but that was pretty typical in those days.
He ditched the show because he never signed his contract, so that wasn't going to happen.

I don't think I ever noticed that.
Part 1 version:
MASH22.jpg
Part 2 version:
MASH23.jpg
I don't know which one they end up keeping, or if they continue to alternate them.

This was really a great introduction to BJ. It was very smart of them to make their replacement characters so different from the originals. All in this story, we get to see how straightlaced BJ is compared to Trapper, and yet that he is perfectly capable of keeping up with Hawkeye.
I forgot to slip in that he talked about his family, but being a married man didn't differentiate him from Trapper.

Did he arrive on horseback, or did the horse come later? I know he departed on horseback.
Jeep:
MASH24.jpg
He blasted his horn while Radar was sunning his face, and Radar told him off without opening his eyes first.

This sounds like it was based on a real incident.
They actually felt the need to exposit for the audience what a spy satellite was.

Also a familiar face.
I was highly surprised that he wasn't one of the bad guys. That guy's a red herring just for being cast.

Did it come down in the drink? Since this is H50, I'm guessing so. :rommie:
Apparently.

How'd he know it was the bank teller if it was anonymous?
He didn't, we did.

Because she knew too much?

So she really had an accident, but is being kept in a medically induced coma? Which would mean that everybody at the clinic is in on it. Or hypnotized.
She was swapped in for an actual, anonymous accident victim and kept there as a lure/cover for her husband to visit her and get hypnotized.

This seems like a very bad idea for an experiment. :rommie:
The gun was unloaded, of course. It was a good scene.
H5116.jpg
H5117.jpg

So was she saved or did they get away with her?
They were her rescuers.

I hope the show has a final climactic battle between McGarrett and Fat over Reichenbach Falls or something. :rommie:
That would be nice, but given how the show bled its original cast in its final years, I'm sure it'll go out with more of a whimper. The Season 12 credits look like a train wreck. What, Ted McGinley wasn't available?

I'd probably recognize a lot of the names, but I can't think of any off the top of my head.
I just posted a clip of Dana Carvey recently. And you may have heard of a guy named Eddie Murphy.

Vague love interest. :rommie:
Gotta have a man around to do man stuff, or something.
 
Last edited:
To view this content we will need your consent to set third party cookies.
For more detailed information, see our cookies page.
To view this content we will need your consent to set third party cookies.
For more detailed information, see our cookies page.
To view this content we will need your consent to set third party cookies.
For more detailed information, see our cookies page.
RIP, Robert Redford. He did very well for such an ugly man.

Mike said that there was finally somebody in the White House he could agree with.
On that one topic, anyway. :rommie:

Cute. :rommie:

He's totally gone at this point, and she hasn't got much longer.
She better hurry. Law enforcement is right behind her.

He ditched the show because he never signed his contract, so that wasn't going to happen.
Yeah, if he left on bad terms then it certainly wouldn't.

Part 1 version: View attachment 48718
Part 2 version:View attachment 48719
I don't know which one they end up keeping, or if they continue to alternate them.
I definitely remember #2, not so sure about #1, but it's possible.

I forgot to slip in that he talked about his family, but being a married man didn't differentiate him from Trapper.
His fidelity did, though. There's a great episode where a female journalist tries to hit on him that really hammers that home.

Jeep: View attachment 48720
He blasted his horn while Radar was sunning his face, and Radar told him off without opening his eyes first.
Okay, I remember that now. And now I'm vaguely remembering that Radar somehow gets him a horse as a surprise.

They actually felt the need to exposit for the audience what a spy satellite was.
That's hilarious. It really hadn't been that long in those days.

I was highly surprised that he wasn't one of the bad guys. That guy's a red herring just for being cast.
Yeah, he's one of those really good bad guys.

He didn't, we did.
Ah.

She was swapped in for an actual, anonymous accident victim and kept there as a lure/cover for her husband to visit her and get hypnotized.
Oh, okay. I shudder to think of what happened to the real accident victim.

The gun was unloaded, of course. It was a good scene.
View attachment 48721
View attachment 48722
I figured it wasn't loaded, but you shouldn't mess with somebody's mind like that. The brain is complex and hypnosis is unreliable. He could have a nightmare or something that reactivates that suggestion. Come to think of it, that would make a good plot. :rommie:

They were her rescuers.
Ohh, okay, good.

That would be nice, but given how the show bled its original cast in its final years, I'm sure it'll go out with more of a whimper. The Season 12 credits look like a train wreck. What, Ted McGinley wasn't available?
That would be funny. It's a shame how some shows lose their ability to cast good actors. That's pretty much what killed off Aaron Spelling Productions.

I just posted a clip of Dana Carvey recently. And you may have heard of a guy named Eddie Murphy.
Yep, I know both of those guys. :rommie:

Gotta have a man around to do man stuff, or something.
To make clumsily written sexist remarks, based on the episode you posted. :rommie:
 


50th Anniversary Viewing (Part 2)



Shazam!
"Debbie"
Originally aired September 13, 1975
Wiki said:
Debbie's parents have warned her not to ride with Tom on his motorcycle, because he is reckless. It is Billy's job to help Debbie to realize that when her parents do not let her do certain things, it is because they love her.

Introducing John Davey as Captain Marvel:
To view this content we will need your consent to set third party cookies.
For more detailed information, see our cookies page.
To view this content we will need your consent to set third party cookies.
For more detailed information, see our cookies page.
This is going to take some getting used to. I think they might have been better off keeping Bostwick with minimal lines. Davey seems a little too Joe Sixpack and ill-suited for tights. And while his general delivery is stronger than Bostwick's, his higher-pitched voice is a drawback.

The titular teen (Cindy Henderson) is watering the lawn when Tom (Harry Moses) rides up on his bike and convinces her to hop on back for kicks. Elsewhere, Mentor's experiencing a lack of success getting a good picture of him and Billy with a tripod-mounted accordion-style instant camera. The Elders call on schedule, giving Billy cryptic clues about disrespect and defiance of parental authority that's motivated by love. We get another hint that Mentor's connected with the Elders when he repeats some of Solomon's words after having stayed outside as usual. As the Shazamic Duo get back on the road, they find their route blocked by a blasting area, and then are cut off trying to change direction by Tom and Debbie on the cycle, who proceed onto the closed road without noticing the sign. Billy transforms for the first time into John Davey, who uses the Speed of Mercury to overtake the cycle on foot and herds the kids into a ditch for the next blast. Cap chides Tom to ride slower and offers Debbie a ride back home in his friends' van to avoid upsetting her mother. We then see Davey saying the magic word to change back, emphasizing that he's the new Cap in town.

On their way back, Mentor's commentary on Tom's reckless riding incites Debbie to go on a little rant about her mother's strictness and just wanting to have fun, triggering the first Elder flashback. (Accepting rides from friends who go too fast is bad, but accepting rides from a pair of strange men in a motorhome is perfectly okay.) When they arrive at Debbie's house, she gets into an argument with her mother, Mrs. Clausen (Wallace Earl), who cites Tom's history of trouble with school and the police. Debbie accuses her mom of abusing her authority, triggering the second Elder flashback in what might be record time.

Later, Tom decides to go full strawman, stealing the car of the proprietor of the gas station where his buddy Paul (Casey King) works. Tom and Paul pick up Debbie near her house, quickly luring her in with the promise of cheap thrills. Debbie soon finds herself protesting about Tom running stop signs. Billy and Mentor are enjoying lunch at a hot dog stand when they see the kids pull up to a small market across the way and the guys go in, then come out with a package and in a hurry to split. Mentor pops into the market to learn that the kids just stole beer. While Billy does his thing again, the kids get a flat on a two-lane highway. They're preoccupied with trying to push the car off the road when Cap sees something from his aerial vantage...

Cap: Holy moly, that truck is headed right toward them!​

Cap swoops down to usher them off the road, then slowly lifts the car over his head and walks it into the other lane, while the truck driver blasts his horn. As sirens can be heard approaching, Cap points out that it's a good thing the kids hadn't gotten around to opening their liquor yet. Cut to the boys being loaded into the back of a police car, while Debbie goes free for not having been in on their crimes. Mentor takes her back to her mother, to whom Debbie apologizes and expresses her gratitude. Mentor underscores the moral of the story, even though we already have a regular segment coming for that.

Billy: When a parent sets rules and regulations, it really is a form of expression of their love and concern, and sometimes the hardest thing for them to say is "no" to something we want. But you can be sure if our parents say "no," they feel there's a good reason for it. See you next week.​

This show is really sticking it to the anti-establishment, isn't it?



Okay, the second episode of Isis has a more Shazam!-style story.
To view this content we will need your consent to set third party cookies.
For more detailed information, see our cookies page.
And Andrea's got Rick painting her apartment--there's definitely something going on there. Online sources confirm that he's supposed to be another teacher, though we just see him hanging around.



Emergency!
"The Stewardess"
Originally aired September 13, 1975
Season 5 premiere
IMDb/MeTV said:
Johnny falls for a stewardess and shows his stuff when a passenger has a heart attack; later, he tries to date her. The firefighters respond to a motorcycle accident and a chemical fire.

The show has a new opening credits sequence this season, though I couldn't find a good clip on YouTube.

On the paramedics' way home from a safety seminar in Sacramento, Johnny's trying to pick up the titular flight hostess (Gretchen Corbett) with a story of one of his rescues. While Johnny's talking out the situation with Roy--criticizing his own approach by rejecting advice that Roy hasn't given--the stewardess approaches Johnny to verify his medical background; following which Captain Dowell (Joe La Due) takes them to a passenger in the forward compartment who's having chest pains. While Johnny tends to the passenger with just a first aid kit, Roy calls the captain in the cockpit to ask about their ETA--which is about 30 minutes--and diagnoses the man as experiencing a heart attack.

Johnny has to dissuade a nearby passenger from smoking because he's got the patient hooked up to an oxygen tank. Roy looks into bringing their equipment up from the baggage compartment--ultimately crawling down to help locate it--and has a radio connection patched through to Rampart, allowing Johnny to consult with Brackett via the cabin's phone. The show gives us an unexpected look at the dispatcher (uncredited real-life dispatcher Sam Lanier) as Squad 51 is sent to meet the plane at LAX.
Emg73.jpg
Roy manages to find the biophone and defib and has them passed up; followed by the drug box, allowing the paramedics to administer an IV. By this point, the plane is coming in for its landing; and Squad 51's substitute paramedics--including Tom Dwyer (Brian Cutler in his last of three appearances in the role originated last season)--board the plane with ambulance crew. Roy and Dwyer accompany the patient in the back of the ambulance, which stops to let the others in during an unsuccessful defib. An airway is established, and with the ambulance five minutes away, Brackett advises bringing him in ASAP.

At the hospital, where the base station has now been partitioned into its own room...
Emg74.jpg
...Dix indicates that the patient isn't out of the woods, and Johnny reveals that the stewardess, Sue Hickman, asked him for his phone number, which makes Roy envious, as nothing like that's ever happened to him, even when he was dating his wife. After a series of phone calls while she's still working flights, Johnny reports that the two of them have discovered that they have a lot in common.

With the paramedics now back on duty, Station 51 is called to a motorcycle accident in a suburban neighborhood. The paramedics tend to the injured rider, David Cort (James Ingersoll), while the woman whose lawn he landed in without hitting his brakes assesses him as a doper. At Rampart David experiences a seizure, which Early and Dix pull him through. Early diagnoses him as having epilepsy, and gives him a pep talk to dispel the stigma surrounding the condition and inform him of possible treatments.

At the station, Johnny annoys the crew by taking a middle-of-the-night phone call from Sue in the dorm. Days later, a frustrated Johnny is describing how his date with Sue started off on the wrong foot due to bad flight information when Station 51 and other units get a call to a structure fire at a plant, which is probably their most common call--Drink! While the engine sets up to fight the chemical-fueled blaze, Roy takes a worker, billed as Kirk (William Wintersole), to the squad to treat his burned hands. Inside, the floor is thoroughly covered with foam while Cap'n Stanley, trying to shut off a valve, is knocked down by an explosion and helped out of the danger zone by the paramedics for treatment.

Back at the station, Johnny finishes his story, expressing his frustration to Roy with Sue's impossibly bossy demeanor...which he says he couldn't ignore because she was right. Johnny is making like he managed to break things off when he takes a call from her.



The Mary Tyler Moore Show
"Edie Gets Married"
Originally aired September 13, 1975
Season 6 premiere
Frndly said:
Lou has a hard time adjusting to the fact that his ex-wife Edie is getting remarried.

Sue Ann starts gossip when Lou is seen taking Edie out for lunch. Lou brings Edie back to the newsroom with him so he can announce that she's getting remarried, obviously only acting happy about it. After work, Lou talks things out with Charlie the bartender (Pat Campbell), and Mary tries to get him to open up about how he really feels. While Lou maintains a facade of nonchalance, in the days that follow, the others are concerned about how it's affecting him, which shows in his behavior. Edie drops by the newsroom to deliver wedding invitations to Mary and Lou...though Lou tells Mary afterward to respond that he won't be attending.

The day before the wedding, Lou's locked himself in his office, but his daughter Janey (Nora Heflin) drops by to persuade him to come to the wedding, reassuring him that Edie's groom Howard is just an average guy. Mary tries to sit Lou down to face the situation.

Mary: Look, going to an ex-wife's wedding is a wonderful gesture, y'know, for a sophisticated, worldly, with-it, today kinda guy.​
Lou: That's me, Mary.​
Mary: No, Mr. Grant, that's Sonny Bono.​

Lou then sits her down to tell her a story about a boxing match with an antagonistic corporal in basic training (nicknamed "Jerk Face") as an example of how he expects himself to "just take it."

On the day of the wedding, Lou and Mary are in attendance as Edie walks down the aisle to exchange vows with Howard Gordon (Brad Trumbull).

Mary: Oh, Edie looks beautiful.​
Lou: Yeah.​
Mary: Howard, on the other hand, is, uh...​
Lou: Jerk Face.​

When Edie says "I do," Lou has a moment of realization, affirming that it's happened and that he's taken it. After the ceremony, he goes up to talk to his ex.

Edie: Thanks for coming, Lou, it meant a lot to me.​
Lou: Are you kidding? I came to your last wedding, didn't I?​

He wishes her the best while referring to her as "dear" and gives her a kiss on the cheek; then walks out with a sobbing Mary.

The two of them hit the bar, where Murray and Ted show up to ask how it went. Lou points out that Mary's taking it worse than him, and Ted cheers her up with a lame knock-knock joke that he's been working on the entire episode. The episode ends with the group breaking into an unfamiliar song that the answer apparently evokes.

Notably given the big change coming in next week's episode, we don't see Mary at home in this one.



The Bob Newhart Show
"The Longest Good-Bye"
Originally aired September 13, 1975
Season 4 premiere
Wiki said:
Bob gets a visit from his old college buddy, the Peeper.

A new opening sequence shows the Hartleys leaving for work from their apartment, Emily ahead of Bob; and Bob arriving at the office. All five main cast members now appear.

When Bob comes home, Emily informs him of a call from his old college roommate, nicknamed the Peeper, who'll be visiting Chicago the next day. As a running gag, Bob avoids the subject of why his nickname was the Mooner...more than once interrupting as somebody begins to describe what it implies.

The Peeper, aka Cliff Murdock (future Newhart co-star Tom Poston), surprises Bob at his office. Cliff, now working at a recreation center for kids, informs Bob that he's in town (from Vermont, no less) to try to sell a gadgety toy he created to a cereal company. (Shouldn't he be in Battle Creek, Michigan?) Cliff stays with the Hartleys overnight, and the friends reminisce about their old hijinks. Cliff winds up having to borrow an ill-fitting tux of Bob's for his appointment after the maple syrup he carries with him accidentally leaks in his luggage.

At the office the next day, Cliff tells Bob that his appointment was delayed and asks to stay a couple more nights. Jerry walks in on the two of them doing an old fraternity number that involves Bob sitting on Cliff's knee...and joins them, taking Cliff's other knee.
BN19.jpg

A week later, Emily's frustrated at Cliff's ongoing delayed departure. Bob tries talking to Howard about the situation without naming names, and Howard initially assumes that Bob's talking about him. After Cliff's sales pitch is unsuccessful, Bob sits him down in his office to talk, and learns that Cliff actually turned down a good offer because they wanted to make a change to his toy. Cliff announces his plan to leave and exits while pulling the "spring-loaded snake in a candy tin" gag on Bob twice. Bob refuses to open a third tin, giving it to Emily in the coda only to find that it actually has candy in it.

This one seemed a little too light in the plot department. Howard has a running subgag about planning for his cremation.



RIP, Robert Redford. He did very well for such an ugly man.
Oh, is this where you used to work?
To view this content we will need your consent to set third party cookies.
For more detailed information, see our cookies page.

Fun fact: Redford's last movie role was in Avengers: Endgame, reprising his role from Captain America: The Winter Soldier in a time travel sequence.

His fidelity did, though. There's a great episode where a female journalist tries to hit on him that really hammers that home.
We've yet to see that, though.

I figured it wasn't loaded, but you shouldn't mess with somebody's mind like that. The brain is complex and hypnosis is unreliable. He could have a nightmare or something that reactivates that suggestion. Come to think of it, that would make a good plot. :rommie:
Or McGarrett finds out what a master planner Wo Fat really is because he got to the gun, and poor Chin's left holding the bag.

That would be funny. It's a shame how some shows lose their ability to cast good actors. That's pretty much what killed off Aaron Spelling Productions.
I can't say that they were bad actors...we're four years away from that. But it reeks of desperation to keep the show going.

To make clumsily written sexist remarks, based on the episode you posted. :rommie:
I don't even notice that stuff in this temporal setting.
 
Last edited:
This is going to take some getting used to. I think they might have been better off keeping Bostwick with minimal lines. Davey seems a little too Joe Sixpack and ill-suited for tights. And while his general delivery is stronger than Bostwick's, his higher-pitched voice is a drawback.
You'd think there'd be a zillion square-jawed hero types available.

Mentor's experiencing a lack of success getting a good picture of him and Billy with a tripod-mounted accordion-style instant camera.
Gear icon > Timer > Duration

We get another hint that Mentor's connected with the Elders when he repeats some of Solomon's words after having stayed outside as usual.
New theory: Mentor is a telepath who beams "Elder hallucinations" directly into Billy's brain.

they find their route blocked by a blasting area
A blasting area on SHAZAM? Everybody's gonna die!

Billy transforms for the first time into John Davey, who uses the Speed of Mercury to overtake the cycle on foot
Do they typically cite which folkloric figure Billy is channeling for any given task? "On his first date with Debbie, Billy draws upon the sexual prowess of Hercules...."

Cap chides Tom to ride slower and offers Debbie a ride back home in his friends' van to avoid upsetting her mother.
Let's see. Friend on a bike. Old man in a van. I don't think that's going to help.

a little rant about her mother's strictness and just wanting to have fun
Girls do.

(Accepting rides from friends who go too fast is bad, but accepting rides from a pair of strange men in a motorhome is perfectly okay.)
Exactly. Maybe Mentor exudes a magical aura of trust or something.

who cites Tom's history of trouble with school and the police.
And now superheroes.

Debbie accuses her mom of abusing her authority
"Regulations without representation!"

Tom decides to go full strawman, stealing the car of the proprietor of the gas station where his buddy Paul (Casey King) works.
Uh oh. Sounds like he's working up to a Blaze-of-Glory situation.

Tom and Paul pick up Debbie near her house, quickly luring her in with the promise of cheap thrills.
"I love that album!"

Mentor pops into the market to learn that the kids just stole beer.
Yup, next he'll steal some guns and go down in a shootout with the staties.

Cap: Holy moly, that truck is headed right toward them!
"And the driver is blind or his brakes don't or the steering wheel is jammed or something!"

then slowly lifts the car over his head and walks it into the other lane
That's pretty good.

Cap points out that it's a good thing the kids hadn't gotten around to opening their liquor yet.
Maybe the cops will drop the Grand Theft Alcohol charges and focus on the car thing.

Cut to the boys being loaded into the back of a police car, while Debbie goes free for not having been in on their crimes.
"I'm no Patty Hearst!"

This show is really sticking it to the anti-establishment, isn't it?
There does seem to be a deliberate lack of nuance. :rommie:

To view this content we will need your consent to set third party cookies.
For more detailed information, see our cookies page.
Hey, that's Hotsie Totsie.

And Andrea's got Rick painting her apartment--there's definitely something going on there.
"Drawing upon the manipulative powers of Cleopatra...."

The show has a new opening credits sequence this season, though I couldn't find a good clip on YouTube.
I don't think I remember that.

flight hostess (Gretchen Corbett)
Rockford's lawyer.

Johnny has to dissuade a nearby passenger from smoking because he's got the patient hooked up to an oxygen tank.
"In fact, it might be a good idea if smoking were banned on airplanes altogether!"

Roy looks into bringing their equipment up from the baggage compartment--ultimately crawling down to help locate it
I wouldn't think that was even possible.

The show gives us an unexpected look at the dispatcher (uncredited real-life dispatcher Sam Lanier)
Aw, he should have gotten a "special appearance by."

Roy manages to find the biophone and defib and has them passed up; followed by the drug box
Henceforth, the boys stash their stuff in the overhead compartment.

...Dix indicates that the patient isn't out of the woods
Do we ever find out what happens to him?

and Johnny reveals that the stewardess, Sue Hickman, asked him for his phone number, which makes Roy envious, as nothing like that's ever happened to him
Well, it was kind of extraordinary circumstances. :rommie:

while the woman whose lawn he landed in without hitting his brakes assesses him as a doper
Nope, he has epilepsy. I think this happens at least once a season on every Jack Webb show. :rommie:

Early diagnoses him as having epilepsy, and gives him a pep talk to dispel the stigma surrounding the condition
"Just don't tell anybody, for God's sake!"

a frustrated Johnny is describing how his date with Sue started off on the wrong foot due to bad flight information
"We missed our connection and didn't get a layover."

Station 51 and other units get a call to a structure fire at a plant, which is probably their most common call--Drink!
Plants were just death traps back in the 70s. :rommie:

while Cap'n Stanley, trying to shut off a valve, is knocked down by an explosion and helped out of the danger zone by the paramedics for treatment.
Whoa, dramatic moment for Cap'n Stanley.

Lou brings Edie back to the newsroom with him so he can announce that she's getting remarried
In all my working years, I can't remember a single time when a boss made a public aannouncement about their ex-spouse. :rommie:

Edie drops by the newsroom to deliver wedding invitations to Mary and Lou...
Not Murray?!

reassuring him that Edie's groom Howard is just an average guy
Fifteen years younger, but average. :rommie:

Mary: No, Mr. Grant, that's Sonny Bono.
Well, that was uncalled for!

Lou: Are you kidding? I came to your last wedding, didn't I?
:rommie:

He wishes her the best while referring to her as "dear" and gives her a kiss on the cheek; then walks out with a sobbing Mary.
Aw, poor Lou.

Notably given the big change coming in next week's episode, we don't see Mary at home in this one.
The new apartment already? I thought it was later than that.

As a running gag, Bob avoids the subject of why his nickname was the Mooner...more than once interrupting as somebody begins to describe what it implies.
I vaguely remember this episode.

Cliff Murdock (future Newhart co-star Tom Poston)
Suzanne Pleshette's hubby. Not in those days, though.

informs Bob that he's in town (from Vermont, no less)
That explains why he shows up in Bob's dream.

(Shouldn't he be in Battle Creek, Michigan?)
Restraining order.

Jerry walks in on the two of them doing an old fraternity number that involves Bob sitting on Cliff's knee...and joins them, taking Cliff's other knee.

View attachment 48737
I don't know how I feel about this.

Bob tries talking to Howard about the situation without naming names, and Howard initially assumes that Bob's talking about him.
Of course he does. :rommie:

Cliff actually turned down a good offer because they wanted to make a change to his toy.
The Peeper has integrity.

Cliff announces his plan to leave and exits while pulling the "spring-loaded snake in a candy tin" gag on Bob twice. Bob refuses to open a third tin, giving it to Emily in the coda only to find that it actually has candy in it.
I definitely remember that part. :rommie:

Oh, is this where you used to work?
To view this content we will need your consent to set third party cookies.
For more detailed information, see our cookies page.
Yes. That's me in the thumbnail. :rommie:

Fun fact: Redford's last movie role was in Avengers: Endgame, reprising his role from Captain America: The Winter Soldier in a time travel sequence.
I don't think I knew he was in a Marvel movie.

We've yet to see that, though.
I don't remember what season that episode was in, but you'll see that aspect of his character sprinkled around.

Or McGarrett finds out what a master planner Wo Fat really is because he got to the gun, and poor Chin's left holding the bag.
Chin had already been hypnotized....

I don't even notice that stuff in this temporal setting.
This was awkward even for 1975. :rommie:
 
If you are not already a member then please register an account and join in the discussion!

Sign up / Register


Back
Top